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Hellhound Paintball ATV

Posted by michael on from the we-need-bigger-guns dept.

tuxtattoo writes: "I was talking to a buddy of mine tonight, and he told me about a paintball ATV made by Tippmann. it's called the Hellhound, and it's got everything you need for a nice day at the paintball field. Some of its features include a variable speed trigger which is attached to a high speed, 10 barrel, 50 rounds/second cannon. it also comes equipped with 2 side mounted tippmann model 98's (that would be 2 more paintball guns one on each side :), a 6,000 round hopper, heavy duty winch, and not to forget the what looks to be a self fed grenade launcher. there are many other features that come standard with this model, but NO floor mats or cup holders." I think this has been around for a while, but I played paintball yesterday (and I'm feeling it today) so this submission just seems apropos.

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  1. 10 barrels? by larien · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's got a minigun attached. A minigun. A fscking minigun.

    All I want to know is "where can I get one?"

    1. Re:10 barrels? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny
      • It's got a minigun attached

      No! You fool! It's a "marker", not a "gun". You'll ruin years of our hard work in trying to persuade people that paintball is a sport for all, not some extreme para-military NRA freakshow, and besides...

      Ah, the hell with it.

      This thing is awesome! Look at the firepower! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  2. Other Fine Paint Ball Hardware Ideas by CodingFiend · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Paint Can Mortar. Take a can of your favorite brand of paint and drop it into the mortar. It launches it up to a mile away. Of course, the can hitting an opponent can leave a mark, but you KNOW you hit him.

    2. Paint Flame Thrower. Fill a tank with paint of your choice. Feed the paint into a high pressure washer. You get the idea. Just regulate the stream so that you don't cut someone in half.

    3. Paint Throwing Stars. Dip a paint brush into a can of paint and fling it at someone. Fast, effective.

    4. Paint Booby Traps. Dig a 6 foot deep pit, install sharp stakes at the bottom. Dip the tip of each sharpenned stake into paint (to keep it legal). Very effective.

    5. Paint Carpet Bombing. Fly a B-52 over the gaming area and drop 20,000 cans of paint. Sure to make your enemies sit up and take notice.

    Anyone think of others?

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    And that's my $0.32 (adjusted for inflation).