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Star Wars II (Attack of the clones) Trailer

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the jumping-through-hoops dept.

tjansen writes "The Episode II Trailer is available. You need be a starwars.com member to watch it and must have installed the Quicktime plugin though." I guess thats 2 strikes against me. Glad I saw it in front of Monsters Inc.

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  1. Teaser? by Knunov · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe I've become numb to such teasing in my old age, but the trailer did nothing to whet my appetite.

    The least they could have done was included a cutaway shot of Natalie's robe falling to the floor, just before her bare, firm buttocks appeared.

    I just teased myself into petrification. I'll be back in a few minutes.

    Knunov

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  2. Re:I, for one, do not want to see it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hate to spoil it for you but Anakin becomes Darth Vader, his son is Luke. Luke and Vader have a fight and afterwards Vader kill the emperor to save his Luke.

  3. ASCIIvision? by Calle+Ballz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could someone make a sort of quick & dirty java ASCII knockoff of this trailer? I'm at work right now and I don't have the administrative privelages to install the software to view this, so I have to wait until I get home, but that is in 6 hours and I don't know if I can wait that long!!!

    *desperately awaiting new star wars footage*

  4. Re:They Know! by zeus_tfc · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and the shot of Anakin and Amidala by the dome house brings up founts of anticipated grief!

    ANAKIN!! DON'T!! She's you SIST...
    Doh! Sorry, wrong movie.

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  5. Here is the audio by Whatever+Fits · · Score: 5, Funny

    poooooooohhhh
    paaaaaaaahhhh
    poooooooohhhh
    paaaaaaaahhhh
    poooooooohhhh
    paaaaaaaahhhh
    poooooooohhhh
    paaaaaaaahhhh
    .....
    Followed by a lightsaber crash....

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  6. Re:Anakin's lightsaber color changes by macdaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps it's not a lightsaber at all but a Moodsaber®. It's green when he's around big, handsome and studly Obi-Wan, blue around the other guy that doesn't swing that way, and purple around the princess....

  7. Re:Damn! There's Jar-Jar by Jboy_24 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I made the move to Silicon Valley and ran into a friend here. We were comparing notes on who from our school in Vancouver (ECIAD) made it down. We started talking about one guy who was a great animator and got a job at I.L.M.! Instantly we felt envious.

    Turns out he has to animate Jar Jar ....

    Poor, poor guy.... I feel sooo sorry for him.

  8. Attack of the Clones, Part II by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

    All four of those servers are painfully slow. Looks like "Attack of the Clones" is also another term for the /. effect.