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Iron Chef USA debuts Friday

Posted by chrisd on from the william-shatner-in-purple dept.

devinoni writes "Yes, the long awaited American version of Iron Chef is coming. As reported on Slashdot, William Shatner will be hosting it on UPN 9pm (8 central) on Friday. The 4 Iron Chefs are: Todd English, Iron Chef American; Jean Francois Meteigner, Iron Chef French; Alessandro Stratta, Iron Chef Italian; and Roy Yamaguchi is Iron Chef Asian. Check out UPN's site (flash required) for more info." CD: The SF Chronicle review wasn't all that enthusiastic about this, so heads up, foodies.

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  1. The theme ingredient is... by LMCBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...tribbles!

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    1. Re:The theme ingredient is... by UsonianAutomatic · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...Actually, given the host I'd say the theme ingredient is ham.

  2. They're too harsh by Exmet+Paff+Daxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    They shouldn't be busting on the new show so much. Sure, it's Americanized, removing every hint of high cuisine and majesty that made the show what it was.

    But Shatner will clasp his hands together and deliver crushing two handed blows to the losing chef. So it can't be all bad.

    Right?

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  3. Re:Shatner... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Data-san?"

    "Yes, Wesley?"

    "It appears that Quark is having second thoughts about challenging Iron Chef Klingon. He's headed over to talk to him, and..."

    [Half a minute later]

    "Well, *that* was unexpected. Worf's display has convinced Picard to change the theme ingredient to Ferengi, which of course disqualifies all of Quark's dishes so far. Quark will have a hard time preparing more while being the theme ingredient."

    "If my memory serves me correctly, this happened the last time someone challenged Iron Chef Klingon."

    --- or ---

    Q: "The theme ingredient..." [removes drape with a dramatic flourish] "...PARADOXES!"

  4. Iron Chef White Trash by rigorist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Iron Chef White Trash presents four dishes showcasing the theme ingredient of squid.

    First, a deep fried squid, served with ketchup and a side of fires.

    Second, a squid and peanut butter sandwich, served on Wonder Bread (tm) with the crusts carefully trimmed.

    Third, a delicious squid Jello salad. The squid is chopped and suspended in lime Jello with carrots. The Jello mold is topped with Miracle Whip.

    Fourth, squid nachos. Hunks of squid are spread over Doritos, covered with Velveeta and Pace Picante sauce and nuked.

  5. "Asian?" by Ravagin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Okay, American, French, Italian, and... Asian. Three countries and an entire freakin' continent.

    "Iron Chef Asian." How... American. Makes me proud to be a citizen. Gods bless the empire.

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  6. Re:Why four chefs? by fobbman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I completely agree. If he is truly a master of American cuisine he'll just phone in a take-out order anyway.

  7. Iron Chef Slashdot by IdocsMiko · · Score: 5, Funny

    "He's reaching for the ramen! It looks like it's going to be Mountain Dew and ramen!"

  8. Place your bets by Boawk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet by the 3rd show the producers will make Shatner say "Where no chef has gone before"