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NoCatAuth: Authentication for Wireless Networks

Lisa writes: "Even an open community wireless network needs to keep track of who's using it, says Rob Flickenger, who describes the authentication system used by NoCat in this article." This is at least partially an ad for Flickenger's new book, but since I plan to buy the book anyway... Update: 11/17 14:53 GMT by M : Yep, this is a duplicate. But community wireless needs more participants, so why not read it again? :)

42 comments

  1. w00p by j0nkatz · · Score: -1

    FP! nuff said

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  2. Nice job, Micheal by Prop · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This was posted last week already.

    1. Re:Nice job, Micheal by macdaddy · · Score: 2

      Some moderator had his or her head up their asses again. How the hell can the first post to an article be redundant. Dumbass.

  3. OH sure by BiffJerky · · Score: -1

    Yeah right And if John ashcroft said it, you would be slamming him

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  4. This already posted. by PhotonSphere · · Score: 0, Redundant
  5. Moderator Test by PhotonSphere · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since this article was posted earlier, can I simply copy and paste all the top-moderated comments to grab some easy karma? I shall call it a consistency-test!

    1. Re:Moderator Test by millette · · Score: 1

      ... and another round of meta-moderation begins.
      Which leads me to this question: have you played nomic lately?

    2. Re:Moderator Test by mberman · · Score: 1

      Or the more important question: can I make the parent post to every duplicate article, ever?

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  6. Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Goddammit!

    I can't decide whether I should go out and get a nice pizza or get drunk.

    I can't do both because if I eat the pizza, I'd have to drink a couple of sixpacks of beer to get drunk. If I start drinking, then I can't go out and get pizza anymore because the pizza place guy would give me crap about my being drunk.

    1. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      the pizza place guy would give me crap about my being drunk

      Stand up for yourself man! You'll never get anywhere if you're intimidated by someone who works in a pizza place!

    2. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Well, what can I say. I've got no self-esteem.

    3. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Do what I did.

      Had some pizza.
      Got drunk.
      Just had rest of pizza for breakfast.

      I'm about to throw up, but I'm happy (well, I'm not happy, but that's because of girls, or the lack thereof, not because of my diet).

    4. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by BiffJerky · · Score: -1

      Why not have some pizza and get drunk on hard alcohol? With pizza, wine might be nice too. And you wont feel as bloated. Take it from me I am a pro at this.

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    5. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Believe me, most of the /. readers don't have a girl either, that's why they became geeks instead.

      Yes, I'm a geek too. Too bad, dump this Linux/*BSD shit and get a nice chick. Soon you won't give a fuck for Open Source anymore.

    6. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by BiffJerky · · Score: -1

      Unless you end up with a fat nasty chick who is also into open sores software

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    7. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I've been thinking about that.

      The problem is that I've already got enough trouble controlling my alcohol consumption. If I graduate to hard liquor I might lose all control. The beer-bloat you mention above has helped me to keep drinking under control.

  7. Time Warp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am having deja vu all over again

  8. yeah by cmdr_shithead · · Score: -1

    goat

  9. Slashdot readers Spammed, film at eleven... by bozo42 · · Score: 1

    Is posting the same article several times considered Spamming Slashdot Readers (tm)?

    spam slash spam slash spam slash spam slash spam slash spam slash spam slash spam slash

    ...plionk...

    ...SPLASH...

    ...aaaaah...

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  10. FP after update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Update: 11/17 14:53 GMT by M: Yep, this is a duplicate. But community wireless needs more participants, so why not read it again? :)

    Cos I'm lazy?
    Cos I'm too busy participating to read it again?
    Cos it was boring the first time?
    Cos I'm reloading /. to get a real FP ?

    The list just goes on ....

  11. 4 of 11 comments and he already retracted. by garcia · · Score: 2

    well at least they are getting closer to not doing duplicates :)

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  19. Thanks for the repost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike all the other /. kids, some, like to be reminded of nation wide FCC unregulated com.

    Problem is the freaking cost 802.11b devices are a lot more than 3.50.

    So it costs less to use a pay phone.

    Plus what kind of range is "984 feet per cell for outdoor use" from d-link site.

    3 watts of analog cellular goes a lot further than that, sure its slower but it has more range, and it can cost zero at times.

    Anyway, yeah 802.11b prices look a lot nicer than about a year ago, thats nice.

  20. Re:Slashdot readers Spammed, film at eleven... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh Slashdot is so hurt these days.... I remember the glory days... can't we put the Slashdot boys back in College so the site can regain it's glory.... your credit card bills may have been unbearable but at least you brought real joy to geeks everywhere....

    Yes I already read this one, the last time it was posted....

    Chris

  21. web-centric inadequate by cotu · · Score: 1

    While it's certainly reasonable to want authentication
    even if you're not going to be charging BigBux for it,
    taking a web-centric approach to using a net is not
    really going to cut it going forward. Using the web as
    an _enrollement_ tool is probably fine, but if you want
    to be running VoIP phones which need real time handoff
    capabilities, let's see... "Hold on while I sign up for service
    on this new AP...". I don't think so.

    Fast roaming is going ot require a better authentication
    subsystem which is inherently single signon and will
    almost certainly requires cross realm agreements so that
    you can move from cellular to 802.11 to whatever
    seamlessly. My personal fave candidate is to use kerberos
    mechanisms since it allows amortization of expensive
    public operations, but other heroism may be needed in
    the form of the icky prospect of transfering AAA, SA, and
    QoS authorization context across access routers, etc.

  22. What would be nice... by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

    ... would be if you could easily set aside a certain percentage of your bandwidth (say 10-15%) for use by other people, and more if its available. That way you aren't taking a backseat to freeloaders on your own network, but you also aren't curring people off whenever you start a big, bandwidth-heavy transfer.

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  23. Fine for him, don't force it on us. by Distan · · Score: 1

    If he wants to authenticate users on his network, good for him. But he assumes that everybody feels the same way as him. Authentication flies in the face of absolute anonymity, and anything that blocks anonymity is a Bad Thing (tm).

    1. Re:Fine for him, don't force it on us. by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 2

      Do you authenticate to your ISP? Doesn't that fly in the face of absolute anonymity?

    2. Re:Fine for him, don't force it on us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the script also has an "open" mode that just pops up a splash screen for AUP's and such. You don't need to even use it for authentication.

  24. reposting articles on 'accident' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    come on. at this point i find it totally stupid that the slashdot 'team' cant do the basic work to prevent article reposting. this is just stupid and shows that they really do not care about the quality of their content. all it takes is a simple database of articles and a few searches to prevent this shit. hell, even worse, it means that the slashdot team doesnt even read slashdot. maybe most everyone has gotten used to this level of 'quality', but should we really have to. this 'mistake' seems to happen every weekend. whatever happened to constant improvement and learning from mistakes.

  25. Real Men get drunk on light beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fuck the bloat, just keep drinking.

  26. Only 36 comments after 15 hours? by RedX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Worst. Thread. Ever.

    1. Re:Only 36 comments after 15 hours? by George+WIPO+Bush · · Score: -1

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      That's horrible. Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

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      READER COMMENTS

      1. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)

        No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
      2. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
        by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)

        The WIPO Troll
        Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
      3. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)

        Oh, man that's just sick !
      4. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)

        TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
      5. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
        by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)

        what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
      6. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
        by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)

        Where the fuck do I sign up?!

        - I throw rocks at retarded kids

        "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
      7. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)

        this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
      8. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
        by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)

        OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
      9. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)

        dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
        duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
      10. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)

        horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com

        Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
      11. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
        by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)

        +5, Arousing

        For more info check out this /. article
      12. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)

        WINNER>
      13. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)

        I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
      14. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
        by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)

        you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!

        WIPO trolls > linux

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    2. Re:Only 36 comments after 15 hours? by great+throwdini · · Score: 1

      Worst. Thread. Ever.

      Well, this Barrington Bayley book bore had already been declared as such after only 26 comments and less than three hours... with no forward declaration of redundancy.

      I guess they're both winners... of a sort.

      - me, refusing to post at +1 so as not to favor this thread any more than I already have
  27. Open networks by Pludodog · · Score: 1

    Of what use, exactly, are these open networks? My wireless station doesn't even reach outside the house, and I doubt you could boost it to cover more than a few homes. Unless you plan to let flocks of people park on your lawn and use their laptops, wouldn't the only others using it be neighbours, who will stay in one place, and let you give them access to it anyway?

    1. Re:Open networks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like what's the use of Open Source too?? Why not keep your good ideas to yourself. Nobody would want the software somebody else wrote anyway, right? Get a clue, pal. Attach a 15dBi gain antenna to your access point and put it 60' in the air. You'll see just how far it'll go. Chances are you're access point is already being used by others and you don't even know about it! Get on the bandwagon..