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  1. Re:Linux sucks on Fear and Loathing in the Mess Hall Complex · · Score: -1

    my boss at Comp USA gave me a raise so in 3 years I can buy Windows 95

  2. Re:First post ? on Fear and Loathing in the Mess Hall Complex · · Score: -1

    Yes

  3. Re:Could we have a Slashdot post history as well? on Great points in Usenet history · · Score: -1

    Since they repeat most stories you can just read one day and get the gist of the last few

  4. Re:Journalistic integrity? on Another Gaping Microsoft Security Hole Goes Unpatched · · Score: -1

    Why the hell would anyone watch French news? French News... AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA thats good comedy

  5. Re:Let's see.. on Another Gaping Microsoft Security Hole Goes Unpatched · · Score: 0, Funny
    ** Windows has detected a mouse movement.

    ** Please restart Windows so changes can take effect

    Linux has detected a 1997 device. Please recompile your kernel with the correct command line options so changes can take effect.

  6. Re:You can't ban the WIPO Troll!! on Specs of Salons Subscription System · · Score: -1

    Keep up the good work Sir.

  7. What about the batteries? on Archos Announces Portable Mediabox · · Score: -1

    The major problem with products like these is the battery life is going to suck royally. My iPaq uses a high end Lithium Polymer battery, and I still only get about 8 hours of battery life... and that's not even doing something too intensive like playing mp3s or watching movies.

    Can you imagine the processor needed to decode mpeg4 on the fly? Can you imagine the processor needed to RECORD mpeg4 on the fly? Can you imagine how long this processor will run on 4 Rechargable NiMH AA batteries?

  8. Re:Finnally! --- spelled it wrong on Review of eComStation OS/2 1.0 · · Score: -1

    Huh thats great! Unfortunately you have not been laid since 1995 either.

  9. Holy shitballs batman!! on Review of eComStation OS/2 1.0 · · Score: -1
    Holy shitballs !!!

    Win16 applications.. Thats almost as useful as a linux box! I have GOT to get one of these babies!!

    OH YEAH!!!

  10. Looks like... on HDCP Break Proven · · Score: -1

    Looks like in your ass!! (Runs away screaming...)

  11. Re:My Experience With the Linux on World Solar Challenge Beginning · · Score: -1
    "I consider myself to be very technically inclined having programmed in VB for the last 8 years doing kernel level programming. "

    That is a classic!!! I will have to remember that one.

  12. Mod Parent Up on Rowing Across the Atlantic · · Score: -1
    This poster is obvsiously a concerned and helpful slashdotter, as can be seen from this post.

    Please mod accordingly.

  13. Re:What's with the interactive positions applet? on Rowing Across the Atlantic · · Score: -1

    uhhh what the hell are you talkin about... words.... words....

  14. Re:How linux is still an inferior desktop OS on Rowing Across the Atlantic · · Score: -1

    I love weekend night posts, when people are drunk

  15. Imagine... on Onstar Navigation System to Deliver In-Car Spam · · Score: -1

    A beowulf cluster of spamming cars!!!

  16. Re:It will work... on Onstar Navigation System to Deliver In-Car Spam · · Score: -1
    "And in Europe the GPS system is REALLY accurate"

    Yah.. thanks to AMERICAN satellites. Jackass. When are you little fuckin Euro trash peons gonna pay your reparations? Huh? HUH!?!?! We should nuke you all

  17. Imagine... on First Looks at Linux DA PDA · · Score: -1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of shitty open sores PDAs!!!!

  18. Re:lame this!! on First Looks at Linux DA PDA · · Score: -1

    Good work Sir.

  19. Gimme on Review: Harry Potter · · Score: -1
    GIMME FUEL GIMME FIRE

    GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

    ccccccccccccccc dddddddd eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ffffffff

    ggggggggggggg hhhhhhhhhhhhh

  20. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night on NoCatAuth: Authentication for Wireless Networks · · Score: -1

    Unless you end up with a fat nasty chick who is also into open sores software

  21. Re:Ask Slashdot: pizza or beer on Saturday night on NoCatAuth: Authentication for Wireless Networks · · Score: -1

    Why not have some pizza and get drunk on hard alcohol? With pizza, wine might be nice too. And you wont feel as bloated. Take it from me I am a pro at this.

  22. OH sure on NoCatAuth: Authentication for Wireless Networks · · Score: -1

    Yeah right And if John ashcroft said it, you would be slamming him

  23. the real story!! : CAT PENIS! on Flat-Rate Wireless Where The Sun Don't Shine (Much) · · Score: -1
    Tantus writes: "Something I've been drooling for for years has finally started to see the light of day... my cat's penis!!!

    and it's not even got any diseases at all!

    Well maybe that one wart is something!

    I work for a company that does cat penis outsourcing for a small startup in the ND, SD, and MN area

    called MyPenis Mobile http://www.monetmobile.com, which hopefully will hopefully start

    a cat penis trend that will spread beyond Fargo, ND... Up to twice dog penis speeds and a

    $49 flat fee for your wife or sister. Sigh

  24. Re:Linux is evil on The PayPal Phenomenon · · Score: -1

    Undectectable Spelling error. It's will be illegal to copy it, Thats bad grammar.

  25. Read This on The PayPal Phenomenon · · Score: -1
    The CBU-87 Combined Effects Munition (CEM)

    cluster bomb was introduced in 1986 as a replacement for earlier, Vietnam War-era cluster bombs. The CBU-87 CEM comprises the SUU-64/B

    Tactical Munitions Dispenser (TMD), the FZU-39 proximity fuse, and 202 BLU-97/B Combined Effect Bomb (CEB) sub-munitions.

    The CBU-87 can be delivered at any altitude and

    at any airspeed. In addition, because the CBU-87 is proximity fused, it can be "toss" delivered, to increase the target standoff distance in high

    threat environments, and still detonate at the appropriate altitude. The bomblete dispersal pattern and impact area can be modified by

    adjusting the rate of spin on the munition dispenser and the altitude at which it opens.

    Set to a low rate of spin (e.g. less than 500 rpm) and opened at low altitude (e.g. less than

    300 feet) a single CBU-87 will dispense bomblets over an area of 120 by 200 feet, with an average

    of 9 feet between bomblets. Depending on spin rate and altitude of dispersal, the coverage pattern can range from 70 x70 feet to 800 x 400 feet.

    The BLU-97/B sub-munition is a combined effects

    munition, providing both anti-armor and anti-personnel effects, as well as an incendiary

    capability. The munition itself is essentially a small anti-armor shaped charge housed inside a

    scored steel case, designed to break up into 300 pre-formed fragments upon detonation.

    Description: The SUU-64/B is made of fiberglass,

    and is olive drab in color. The dispenser is approximately 16 inches in diameter, 7.5 feet

    long, weighs approximately 950 pounds, and on deployment breaks apart into 6 separate pieces.

    The BLU-97/B bomblet is yellow in color, approximately 7 inches long, 2.5 inches in

    diameter, and weighs 3.41 pounds. Prior to deployment the tail end of the bomblet is ringed

    with a series of copper metal drogue tabs. Once released, the drogue tabs orient the bomblet and

    deploy the munition's inflatable decelerator (essentially an air inflated pillow which both

    slows the munition down but orients the warhead.)

    General Characteristics, CBU-87 Combined Effects Munition

    Manufacturer: Alliant Techsystems

    Length: 7.6 feet (2.35 meters)

    Diameter: 15.6 inches

    Date Deployed: 1986

    Weight: 950 lbs. (432 kg.)

    Sub-Munition type: 202 x BLU-97/B CEB

    Unit Cost: $13,941