Please pray for my anus!
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October_30th
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Woke up an hour ago with an INCREDIBLE cramping in the waist area. At
first it was a real grunt and groan to try to shit as it felt like
semi-hardened concrete (my sick evil brain just *had* to conjure up
images of the "concrete impatced colon to keep me company during my
ordeal), but once I got the rocks out, things went more smoothly, and
the pain subsided.
After wiping off, I leave the royal chamber, but within a few moments, I
start to feel the cramping again, and it's back in I go for another shat.
Several times this has been going on. I shat. I feel better. I wait a
bit in case of a relapse. I get up after no warning signs, and no sooner
am I ten feet away from the bathroom door, I get the cramping once more
and it's deja vu all over again.
By the sixth time, I feel like I'm shitting battery acid. There's no
more matter in my colon, so why the fuck does it want to cramp and shit
some more. Fucking goddammed organ!!
Gov. Bush Admits to "Squicking" as Youth
By Charles McCunnilingus
CNN.com Writer
(CNN) -- Texas Governor George W. Bush has confirmed Democratic charges
that in his youth, he "squicked" on at least two occasions.
"Squicking", a term unfamiliar to many Americans, involves creating a hole
in the skull of a sexual partner and inserting the penis into the hole for
sexual gratification.
At the time of the alleged incidents, in 1976, there were no state laws
prohibiting the practice. A judge ruled in 1979 that the Texas statute
prohibiting sodomy did not apply to squicking as no anal contact was
involved.
A subdued Governor Bush admitted to the charges during a press conference
early Wednesday. When asked if he had ever squicked a male friend, he was
unclear. "I don't think so. Folks, that was 24 years ago," he said. "I'm
not proud of it."
A unidentified spokesperson for Vice President Al Gore's presidential
campaign, speaking on the condition of anonymity, denied responsibility
for the leak. "Hey, I don't care what he does in his spare time," the
person stated. "He prolly f---s cows anyway so this is no big deal."
Shortly after the press conference, election officials in Wisconsin,
Jeffrey Dahmer's home state, announced that the too-close-to-call vote
count had gone sharply in Bush's direction.
-- The owls are not what they seem
Re:Let the games....
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Anonymous Coward
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Re:That's no moon!
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Anonymous Coward
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Hey Stupid, That's a PS2 next to the tower, not an XBox!! Duh!!
Re:Ethernet does work, for some
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cpt+kangarooski
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Eh, the gall bladder's not _that_ useless. It stores bile so that it needn't be produced on demand. This aids in the efficient digestion of fats.
I had to have mine out, and while there's not a significant difference in my day to day life, it was somewhat more important than say, the appendix, or the lobe of the brain that allows men to watch the Lifetime channel.
-- --
This and all my posts are in the public domain. I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.
Re:From the pictures...
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AJWM
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If you're talking about Starbucks, the coffee is over-roasted crap that tastes like it's been on the burner about an hour too long.
I suppose some folks think its cool or macho or 1337 to drink charcoal'n'water. I think they're idiots.
I'll agree on the rest of it, though. But there are plenty of places that meet those criteria that actually know how to make coffee.
-- -- Alastair
Re:Cabinet Choice
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gatesh8r
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Well and there's the l33t factor of customizing your own gaming system, and this little bugger is perfect for that... if you wanna go on the cheap, a simple Celeron can be had with some PC133 RAM so later you could fit in a 733 MHz or so P3 if you wanted. I like the idea, and if I had mod points I'd mod you up. Though what is annoying is only one PCI slot for expansion... blech. Can't complain when it's so compact as it is.
-- Karma whorin' since 1999
So what I really want is an OS-X-Box?
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dubyabee2
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Dang it I will never get this right!!!
Slashdot on XBOX
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donutello
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Slashdot posted yet another story on the XBOX. The levels of irony in this amuse me greatly.
-- Mmmm.. Donuts
Re:Display adaptability
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dorix
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Who said anything about sugar?
Re:Display adaptability
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Pyrosz
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Adding to an offtopic post...
As a Canadian who doesnt live near the border, I can not get Mt. Dew with cafeine in it... Some silly thing about a fruit (in this case lemony or lime type flavor) drink can not have cafeine in it. Its the law. Like wtf? So we no choice and must drink no cafeine Mt. Dew in order to enjoy its sweet sweet taste. (well at least in Ontario as I have no knowledge abot the other provinces)
--
An optimist believes we live in the best world possible; a pessimist fears this is true.
Re:Who gives a shit?
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Anonymous Coward
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I agree 100%
Re:Display adaptability
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Anonymous Coward
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Some silly thing about a fruit (in this case lemony or lime type flavor) drink can not have cafeine in it. Its the law.
Ah, the beauty of the Socialist Paradise. I wish my government would regulate what I can eat and drink as well. You're so lucky!
Re:From the pictures...
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Anonymous Coward
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I suppose some folks think its cool or macho or 1337 to drink charcoal'n'water. I think they're idiots.
ALL coffee tastes like charcoal'n'water. I'll never understand why people drink that bitter, horrible, disgusting alleged "beverage". I think they're idiots.
Watch the bold
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Anonymous Coward
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It's ALUMINIUM.
This text just to avoid the lameness filter.
Re:Yeah..
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Anonymous Coward
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you sir are an idiot.
you've done absolutely no research
because its widely published that they are not standard usb ports.
slashdot readers, sheesh.... but its not like i can even blame you--the damn people who run the site cant even remember which articles they run.
It's like rain...
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desideria
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... on your wedding day.
Re:Let the games....
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Anonymous Coward
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Slashdot Mirror
Woke up an hour ago with an INCREDIBLE cramping in the waist area. At
first it was a real grunt and groan to try to shit as it felt like
semi-hardened concrete (my sick evil brain just *had* to conjure up
images of the "concrete impatced colon to keep me company during my
ordeal), but once I got the rocks out, things went more smoothly, and
the pain subsided.
After wiping off, I leave the royal chamber, but within a few moments, I
start to feel the cramping again, and it's back in I go for another shat.
Several times this has been going on. I shat. I feel better. I wait a
bit in case of a relapse. I get up after no warning signs, and no sooner
am I ten feet away from the bathroom door, I get the cramping once more
and it's deja vu all over again.
By the sixth time, I feel like I'm shitting battery acid. There's no
more matter in my colon, so why the fuck does it want to cramp and shit
some more. Fucking goddammed organ!!
The owls are not what they seem
Gov. Bush Admits to "Squicking" as Youth
By Charles McCunnilingus
CNN.com Writer
(CNN) -- Texas Governor George W. Bush has confirmed Democratic charges
that in his youth, he "squicked" on at least two occasions.
"Squicking", a term unfamiliar to many Americans, involves creating a hole
in the skull of a sexual partner and inserting the penis into the hole for
sexual gratification.
At the time of the alleged incidents, in 1976, there were no state laws
prohibiting the practice. A judge ruled in 1979 that the Texas statute
prohibiting sodomy did not apply to squicking as no anal contact was
involved.
A subdued Governor Bush admitted to the charges during a press conference
early Wednesday. When asked if he had ever squicked a male friend, he was
unclear. "I don't think so. Folks, that was 24 years ago," he said. "I'm
not proud of it."
A unidentified spokesperson for Vice President Al Gore's presidential
campaign, speaking on the condition of anonymity, denied responsibility
for the leak. "Hey, I don't care what he does in his spare time," the
person stated. "He prolly f---s cows anyway so this is no big deal."
Shortly after the press conference, election officials in Wisconsin,
Jeffrey Dahmer's home state, announced that the too-close-to-call vote
count had gone sharply in Bush's direction.
The owls are not what they seem
BSD is dying
Carl
Vote Libertarian
Well, long winded yeah - but flamebait? Boy, somebody doesn't like me :).
(Shrugs - not really worth the effort of worrying, so I removed the +1 bonus).
52 Weeks, 52 Religions with John Hummel
Hey Stupid, That's a PS2 next to the tower, not an XBox!! Duh!!
Eh, the gall bladder's not _that_ useless. It stores bile so that it needn't be produced on demand. This aids in the efficient digestion of fats.
I had to have mine out, and while there's not a significant difference in my day to day life, it was somewhat more important than say, the appendix, or the lobe of the brain that allows men to watch the Lifetime channel.
-- This and all my posts are in the public domain. I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and this is not legal advice.
If you're talking about Starbucks, the coffee is over-roasted crap that tastes like it's been on the burner about an hour too long.
I suppose some folks think its cool or macho or 1337 to drink charcoal'n'water. I think they're idiots.
I'll agree on the rest of it, though. But there are plenty of places that meet those criteria that actually know how to make coffee.
-- Alastair
Well and there's the l33t factor of customizing your own gaming system, and this little bugger is perfect for that... if you wanna go on the cheap, a simple Celeron can be had with some PC133 RAM so later you could fit in a 733 MHz or so P3 if you wanted. I like the idea, and if I had mod points I'd mod you up. Though what is annoying is only one PCI slot for expansion... blech. Can't complain when it's so compact as it is.
Karma whorin' since 1999
Dang it I will never get this right!!!
Slashdot posted yet another story on the XBOX. The levels of irony in this amuse me greatly.
Mmmm.. Donuts
Who said anything about sugar?
Adding to an offtopic post...
As a Canadian who doesnt live near the border, I can not get Mt. Dew with cafeine in it... Some silly thing about a fruit (in this case lemony or lime type flavor) drink can not have cafeine in it. Its the law. Like wtf? So we no choice and must drink no cafeine Mt. Dew in order to enjoy its sweet sweet taste. (well at least in Ontario as I have no knowledge abot the other provinces)
An optimist believes we live in the best world possible; a pessimist fears this is true.
I agree 100%
Some silly thing about a fruit (in this case lemony or lime type flavor) drink can not have cafeine in it. Its the law.
Ah, the beauty of the Socialist Paradise. I wish my government would regulate what I can eat and drink as well. You're so lucky!
I suppose some folks think its cool or macho or 1337 to drink charcoal'n'water. I think they're idiots.
ALL coffee tastes like charcoal'n'water. I'll never understand why people drink that bitter, horrible, disgusting alleged "beverage". I think they're idiots.
It's ALUMINIUM.
This text just to avoid the lameness filter.
you sir are an idiot.
you've done absolutely no research
because its widely published that they are not standard usb ports.
slashdot readers, sheesh.... but its not like i can even blame you--the damn people who run the site cant even remember which articles they run.
... on your wedding day.
I buried Paul.