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Genetically-Engineered Super-Athletes?

Karma 50 writes: "The BBC News is reporting that genetically modified "super-athletes" may be competing as soon as the 2012 Olympic games. A conference in London warns that gene therapies for diseases such as Cystic Fibrosis may be used by athletes to enhance performance. So far, this is undetectable. So we're not immediately facing the prospect of watching athletes bred especially for their performance but, with our desire to win at all costs, this too can't be far off."

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  1. Parity? by spatrick_123 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have they not seen the Chinese gymnastics teams of the past few Olympiads? I think this is OLD news.

  2. Re:Yeah, tell me about it. by ChicagoFan · · Score: 1, Funny
    My parents have been feeding me gene modiyfing food since i was 10.

    My parents did the same, for both me and my sister. But since my sister was named "Rebecca" and not "Gene", the food didn't successfully modify her.

    &lt rim shot &gt

  3. New Slashdot Poll by WinDoze · · Score: 3, Funny
    Favorite Genetically-Engineered Superpower:

    • Super-Strength
    • Super-Height
    • Super-Coding-Abilities
    • Ability to Digest Genetically Modified Foods
    • Ability to Digest CowboyNeal
  4. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by yatest5 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn - that's what I was thinking! Are *all* us guys so screwed up that we can't think of anything without coming down to sex? Yes? Good :).

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  5. Re:what everyone wants to know is... by sheetsda · · Score: 3, Funny

    Amen brother, if the world was full of super-models, one of them would have to date me.

  6. Re:Why not? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Depending on your diet, you CAN be jet-powered ... not very much at the moment, but like the original poster said - breakthroughs in diet ...

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  7. Re:Cosmic Surgery? by cmclean · · Score: 3, Funny
    Cosmic Surgery? What's that all about then?

    It's for people who don't like the look of thier horoscopes.

    cmclean

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  8. Re:Scientific American has some articles about thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    GO BO! I have a hunch Bo Jackson (Oakland Raiders)
    may have done just that without genetics, merely
    steroid abuse. Any thoughts?

  9. If it's not detectable, it should be legal by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do we separate drugs from nutrition. Last olympics, an athelete was accused of using drugs because they seemed to be detected in his body. Turns out he just ate a lot of a certain nutrient and his body produced the chemical naturally.

    Here's an idea. Atheletes should be allowed to use any chemical that they want, so long as it occurs naturally in the human body. If you die of liver failure or somthing like that within ten years after winning, they take back your medal.

    What the hell is the difference if one athelete produces loads of a hormone naturally and another injects it?

    Or maybe they should just do a variation of Roman law and say that it's illegal to use any drug which is detectable. If you can't detect it, it shouldn't be illegal.

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  10. Performance encancements for programming? by GutterBunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine being able to take a shot a day of some exotic drug and then being able to almost instantly understand COM?

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