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2nd Annual Poetry Spam

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the eggs-bacon-sausage-and-kelp dept.

guidobot writes "Its the time of year for SatireWire's 2nd Annual Poetry Spam, an event where contestants write poetry consisting entirely of quotes from spam e-mail. You can also check out the winner of last year's contest. This could be your only chance to win a contest by writing poems about earning $100,000 in 10 weeks by working at home..."

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  1. My entry by imrdkl · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    \323\353\326\332\262\273\315\254\265\304\265\330\3 26\267\263\366 \312\333,\262\273\270\320\320\313\310\244\307\353\ 311\276\263\375\313\253\323\256\324\332\317\337-\3 03\277\310\325\264\363\275\261-\310 \375\320\307\307\351\302\302\315\370\321\333

    Almost brings a tear to your eye, dont it?

  2. Poem from /. comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I hope this is first post,
    Today, you mod me down,
    Tell me a good host,
    Cause I need to take /. down.

    Dont click on that,
    It's got goatse,
    Two cents in my hat,
    I dont see.

  3. Re:Goatse.cx guy, dude with a loose anus, dead at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    not true, hes alive and kicking.

    http://www.livejournal.com/~goatse_guy/

  4. Re:my comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Palestineans SUCK!

    ARGH!!

  5. Re:Dean Kamen's invention revealed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    but does it run linux?

  6. Re:my comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ugh.. Give me a break... It's comments like these that make me ashamed to call myself an American. I'll just take comfort in the knowledge that every country has its share of morons.

  7. Re:Dean Kamen's invention revealed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    For now, the first customers will be deep-pocketed institutions such as the U.S. Postal Service and General Electric, the National Parks Service and Amazon.com, institutions capable of shelling out $8,000 apiece for industrial-strength models.



    Amazon's pockets are shallower than a virgin's vagina.

  8. Re:my comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    It's comments like this that make me think Americans have ego problems.

    Problems that affect their ability to consider that someone else speaking online may not be an American.

  9. Re:Here's my entry you censorware bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    more please! But without all the random words...just post some great sex stories.

  10. Re:I like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cleese was from Weston Super Mare of course. & the A38 is still a fucking pain in the ass after 30 years...

  11. Now if only I could find a spam ... by irksome · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does anyone know where I can get a copy of a spam that includes the text "oh freddled gruntbuggly"?

  12. Re:my comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    My email address is preston.niederhauser@teleperformanceusa.com

    Please email me, I'm a fucking gay hottie who is soo horny to meet with other gay hotties too, don't forget my penis is 1/2 an inch long and I'm errect & waiting for you friendly loving email...I just can't wait for you to put your dick up my ass.

    Don't forget to send your love my way!