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"Bronze Age Pompeii" Discovered

FortKnox writes "Italian archaeologists that were selling rights to build an underground parking lot, north of Pompeii, have discovered an ancient village within it. This discovery is a village that is basically a snapshot of the bronze age. The city, which is north of Vesuvius, was given the name "Nola". One odd thing, though, unlike Pompeii, they haven't found bodies in Nola. Good stuff to find, and a good place to compare theory with proof."

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  1. No bodies by kaoshin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe no remains were found because they were wiped out by neutron warheads?

    1. Re:No bodies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Neutron bombs dont vaporize. Only phasers set on kill.

    2. Re:No bodies by kaoshin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The effects of a neutron bomb are theory, and no I'm not fucking off topic. Mod bitches recognize.

    3. Re:No bodies by kaoshin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You may want to enhance your own literacy by learning the difference between singular & plural.
      I have the ability to read only what is publically available, because I have no security clearance.
      I do have full clearance to stick my dick in your ass, but I don't share your sexual preference.

  2. Hmmm.... by 7608 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    7608 offers the secret of Journalism in exchange for 500 gold. Do you accept?

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  3. From the desk of The Divine by gatesh8r · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Dear Anonymous Coward:

    I have recently read your post and have found that you are encouraging the usage and distrobution of a Bronze Age emmulator; a blatent infringement of MY copyright within my Divine Rule.

    Therefore, under my counsil of Superior Outright New Yearning US Association (SONY USA), we have placed a lawsuit on your company for copyright infringment. Since I am above all your mortal laws, I have already condemned you to the firey pits of hell for eternal damnnation since I don't have a need to get rich. Of course, your eternal damnnation can be reversed if you purchace a licence in any of my religions: Christianity (I go by "God/Jesus/Holy Spirit"), Judiasm (I go by "Yaweah"), Islam (I go by "Allah"). Usually this is a lifetime membership to the religions where doing such emmulation is unacceptable, anyway. So while I implore you to join to save your souls, I will ask you this one time to cease and desist distrobution of an emmulator of my Intelectual Property, because I have a monopoly on creation and the time-space continuum.

    Sincerely,
    God

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  4. Re:Also found in this bronze age pompeii: by Inside_Joke · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Question:

    What on Earth is that gibberish? Too much Jolt! cola? Someone please explain what this crack-monkey is doing!

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