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Bruce Sterling on Geeks and Spooks

apsmith writes: "Bruce Sterling's latest Viridian piece is a written version of a talk on why we're in such a mess with crypto, why the computer industry is going nowhere for the next few years, and what Lawrence Lessig, the NSA, Echelon, Oliver North and Abdullah Catli have in common. Thought-provoking stuff, even if you might not agree with quite everything ("Why don't you geeks just sit down with your cheap, crappy plastic boxes, and shut up? Here in the TV biz, our boxes look nicer anyway!")." This is a lunch-time talk, and it's meant to be entertaining, and it is. :)

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  1. Is this a.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    frist prost?

    1. Re:Is this a.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      crap

  2. yes, yes it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This, on the other hand, is a first follow-up. It makes my balls hurt just thinkg about it.

    Lan Chiao!

  3. SKJD &^#$&^%#(*&$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    FDSFPOSIDOISNDIOU(*WE&&W^FDGUVBJWEM)*(@U)N*FD(UIM( )*E&&#(*#^&*^&%83687436boihlfdhj9*&*&^)uHDIUfhnhof (Y@EP:OSIJKDSOIDFNY(F)WY)N*(YSNFPF:JE)R(E&BRPDS*FF BYUDFIP*YBSDO&*S^YB(*&TSFOSFIUNPS(*FUNS()F*YSFPSFD SSDDDS&U^^&*^$DSHGDSD*&SJKH(*&SDDSHOISUD(SD*B^WEOI FUNFDSS(*SSSDD

  4. bin laden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i support what bin laden did. jew york had it coming to it anyways. we need some more terrorists to come up here and clean up all the jews and niggers that have taken over this once great nation.

  5. Bruce Sterling's to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I loved the way Bruce Sterling's tongue felt on my ass...

    That guys sucks cock like a trooper!

    1. Re:Bruce Sterling's to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      so did i. want to join me and bruce in a anonymous coward-snotting?

  6. CWB by JimmyNickarzz · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    There is no organization in Canada trying harder to justify its existence and appease its critics than the Canadian Wheat Board. In a political climate of increasingly free markets, the monopoly wheat seller is barrelling toward a life-or-death battle, and its recent actions show it has decided it won't go down without a fight. The Wheat Board, which sells $4.5-billion of Canada's wheat and barley annually, is facing a relentless barrage of criticism from a small number of vocal Prairie farmers. The growing vehemence of their complaints has sown doubts in the minds of a far larger number of farmers, who are becoming more quietly unsure whether the board's sales monopoly is the best model. Meanwhile, U.S. farm groups have filed yet another challenge to the board's sales practices, arguing its monopoly amounts to an unfair trade practice. The board has decided to address its critics with a new study on the economics of selling through a monopoly single desk versus an open competitive system. Numerous studies of this sort have been tried before, with entirely contradictory findings. All have been attacked for bias or dismissed for weak methodology, leaving the debate unsettled in farm circles. This time, the board hopes to produce something many more will accept. It has commissioned University of Saskatchewan professor Richard Gray to assess how effective the Wheat Board's monopoly selling actually is, comparing its returns with the returns farmers would have seen under identical market conditions without the board. Prof. Gray has posted his methodology for much debate on the Internet (with a link from the Wheat Board's Web site). He is still refining his system before actually producing a number, expected later this summer. The final number will attribute a value to the Wheat Board's work as a dollar amount per tonne of wheat. Wheat Board vice-president Earl Geddes, who is also a farmer, says the board will have to accept the study's conclusions, even if they happen to show a disappointingly marginal benefit from its existence. "If the benefit is not there, we should shut down." He admits the board is taking a risk commissioning the study without knowing the conclusions will be supportive. There are more risks looming. The board has also agreed to let the Auditor-General of Canada go through its books for the first time. Auditors have been working for months, and a report is expected this fall. Until then, the board is crossing its fingers that the report won't fuel accusations of excessive overhead costs or poor administration. The Wheat Board has no choice but to commission studies, open its books and address criticisms these days. After decades of a remote lack of interest in farmers' complaints, the board has awakened to the risks posed by a continuing political debate about whether it should lose its monopoly control. Only by becoming more responsive to farmers and more open to scrutiny can the board hope to win over those still sitting on the fence. The change of attitude began in 1998 when new legislation was adopted to let the board switch from government control to farmer control. It is now governed by a 15-member board, with 10 members elected by farmers. Mr. Geddes argues the change in board control has been an impetus for bigger changes. Last year, for example, the board introduced pricing options that allow farmers to lock in fixed returns or try to beat the board's pool return. Farmers can lock in a fixed price before the beginning of the crop year by taking a contract based on a U.S. futures price. "This is a function of the fact the organization is now run by 10 farmers," Mr. Geddes says. "They want a price-fixing mechanism before they plant their crops." This year, about 500 farmers representing about 150,000 tonnes of wheat signed up to sell under these contracts. Mr. Geddes believes these new flexible options will reduce demands from farmers to organize their own sales in the United States. "What will cool is the desire to put your wheat in a truck and truck it across the border," he says. "Had the Wheat Board done this seven or eight years ago, when all that border pressure was on, you could have addressed it with this selling mechanism." In an effort to address another criticism, the board has begun publishing the salaries of its senior executives, similar to public companies. (For those interested, president and chief executive officer Greg Arason was paid $250,000 last year.) It is no accident that these changes began in the late 1990s, as governments became increasingly supportive of unhindered markets and businesslike service models. In such a climate, discontented farmers have found more political support for change. The Canadian Alliance, for example, promised in last fall's election to make the Wheat Board a voluntary option for farmers. The Wheat Board has been forced to concede that the pleasant "all-for-one" justification for pooled selling falls on deaf ears these days unless it produces better financial results. Now the board is trying to prove that it does. The next few months will supply critical ammunition to the debate.

    --
    I am JimmyNickarZ, hear me roar.
    1. Re:CWB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      get a life

  7. gvdl pgg! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    tufvje348 jt b gcdljoh cbtubse!



    This message is weakly encrypted, to decrypt, take the previous letter of each letter in the message (eg z becomes y and o becomes n) its a sign of rage!

    1. Re:gvdl pgg! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Translation : Stevie237 is a fucking bastard!

  8. Read This!!! It Might Just Save Your Life!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Important Information For Slashdot Users

    It has come to my attention that the entire Slashdot editor crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person who shares in this, and is often referred to as the leader of this purely gay movement. This cult has been created for the worship and the spreading of Taco-Snotting beliefs and values. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).

    It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I know that besides the vocals of CmdrTaco, it also includes Slashdot editors Timothy and CowboyNeal, and it will include various references to others involved in this Taco-Snotting cult. One puzzling oddity is the inclusion of Pamela Lee Anderson in the song. If anyone has any information on this specific topic, please post it in under this message in the Slashdot comments. There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible to catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad (Don't believe this fad will ever be worn out like a Snotted-out-geek. I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-( ). Various remixes of "Gaping Anus" will include the "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "Non-Stop Hip Hop", "Gaping Man" (You know...the Gaping Man...the loose assed faggot from www.goatse.cx), and the "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop" versions. I am sure many, many, more are sure to come.

    Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the "Gaping Anus" musical composition. Included at the end of this post is a very speical tribute ending written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask of me to provide the vocals for this ending. Please feel free to read the lyrics (In TrueType font) and share your comments and disgust.

    BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of ICP's "Slim Anus". CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, in conclusion it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.

    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who?
    My name is Gaping Anus
    Hi, my name is huh?
    My name is what?
    My name is the fudgepacker
    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who? (Excuse me)
    My name is the nutlicker
    Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
    My name is who?
    My name is the buttsniffer

    Hi, kids do you like Anus?
    I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
    Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
    My brains dead weight
    I'm tryin to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out
    Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
    Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
    "I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
    Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
    Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
    Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
    She don't know how to do Chris D
    I'd suck his dick off

    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus it gets tapped dawg
    Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
    My anus
    My anus every now and then gets plugged up
    Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
    My anus
    My anus is occasionally reamed out
    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus really needs to be filled up

    My boss wanted to fire me yesterday
    I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
    I pinched his ass
    He winked at me
    He chased me around the desk
    I told him "Come and get me!"
    Walked in the strip club
    Had my jacket zipped up
    Flashed the bartender
    And I tried to feel his dick up
    Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
    In a space ship while they screamin at me
    Let's just be friends!
    99% of my life I was lied to
    I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
    I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
    She met Michael, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
    You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
    And try to touch your hands
    But I need me a man
    This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
    autograph?)
    So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
    Nice ass!

    Hi, my name is huh?
    My name is who? (Excuse me)
    My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who?
    My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
    One of Slashdot's gay boys
    They call me the butt itcher
    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who?
    My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)

    Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
    Cliff, don't just stand there operate
    Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
    Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
    Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
    Am I coming or going
    I can barely decide
    I just drank a pint of semen
    Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
    All my life I was very deprived
    CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
    Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
    Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
    I Taco-Snot when I talk
    I do any guy that walks
    When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
    Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
    CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
    If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
    By the way if you see my Dad
    Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay House Porno Mag

    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus gets tapped up
    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus it's always getting plugged up
    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus occasionally reamed out
    My anus it needs to be filled up


    Your anus
    Your anus
    Your anus is always getting plugged
    Your anus
    Your anus
    Your anus is always getting stuffed
    You wanna diss us?
    We don't even know you you little bitch
    You wanna sit there and diss us?
    You little bitch I'll slap your face off
    That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
    You little bitch (Laughs)
    Gaping Anus!

  9. hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    bruce springsteen sux

  10. Read This!!! It Might Just Save Your Life!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Important Information For Slashdot Users

    Because Chirstmas is on the horizon, I thought I would share to you a tale of what happened to me last Christmas. This is so you, the reader may be able to avoid the terror I have been through this upcoming holiday season.

    Last Christmas, while visiting family, I spent a few nights in a Best Western hotel. It was comfortable yet affordable and I really enjoyed and appreciated their friendly knowledgeable staff. Why didn't I stay with my family in their house you ask? Well, there were children present and as children often do are a nuisance and I assumed would inturrupt my morning and nightly rituals. On my first night at the Best Western, I proceded to...oh, I think a song would better illustrate this...

    Bite my lip and close my eyes
    Take me away to paradise
    I'm so damn bored I'm going blind
    And I smell like shit


    Oh, sorry, wrong song...

    Exit light
    Enter night
    Take my hand
    Off to never never land


    Yeah... uh, thats right.

    As I drifted off to sleep, I was startled by noises. It seems the residents in the next room were making a downright lot amount of noise. I was about to bang on the wall again but was curious at what was being discused so I pressed my ear up against the wall and listened. Here are the words that have been forever burnt into my previously virgin mind:

    CmdrTaco:
    Nowadays everybody wanna talk
    But nothing comes out
    When they move the lips
    Its just a bunch of jibberish
    And motherfuckers act like CmdrTaco aint' gay
    Everybody forgot
    What happened?
    What up Linus

    Linus Torvalds: Yeah

    CmdrTaco:
    It's all about Linus
    It's all about Linus

    Linus Torvalds: Linus is in the house

    CmdrTaco: Yeah, thats right Linus is in the house

    Linus Torvalds: Come here pull down your panites you little bitch

    CmdrTaco: Aiight, hold up dawg go easy on me and shit you ripped my asshole last time

    Linus Torvalds: Come get some of this Monolithic Kernel

    CmdrTaco: Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest

    Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous?

    CmdrTaco: Uh huh

    Linus Torvalds: Spread that bitch ass

    CmdrTaco: It's all about Linus

    Linus Torvalds: Yeah, Linus

    CmdrTaco: Uh, dawg, your hurting me dawg

    Linus Torvalds: Your the loosest Slashdot editor you little bitch

    CmdrTaco: Your ripping my asshole dawg, hold on a sec, wait don't bust

    Linus Torvalds: Yeah

    CmdrTaco: Hold on a sec, don't bust

    Linus Torvalds: Come here

    CmdrTaco: Wait, uh wait, uh, hold on don't bust

    Linus Torvalds: Take all of this Monolithic Kernel

    CmdrTaco: Hold on don't bust, do it on my lip like a milk ad

    Linus Torvalds: Linus is in that ass

    CmdrTaco:
    It's all about Linus
    It's all about Linus, ahh ahh

    Linus Torvalds: You wanna be famous you little bitch

    CmdrTaco: Man don't tell CowboyNeal dawg please, it's all about Linus Torvalds

    Linus Torvalds: Aiight, now get the fuck out of here

    CmdrTaco: Aww shit


    I constantly wonder why God has allowed me to hear this horror. Maybe it is because I am the chosen one and the Time of Purification is at hand. Or maybe God has simply punished me for my lifetime of sins. Or perhaps the devil was involved in this brillant scheme. You may ask me why I have shared such an awful tale. It because I feed off the horror others experience from my story and it gives me the strength to continue living. Now that I haved shared this with you, you are going straight to hell with me, that is if you don't murder yourself in a bloody orgy of hatred for me and these two homosexuals who are the star of my timeless tale.

  11. Read This!!! It Might Just Save Your Life!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Important Information For Slashdot Users

    It has come to my attention that the entire Slashdot editor crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person who shares in this, and is often referred to as the leader of this purely gay movement. This cult has been created for the worship and the spreading of Taco-Snotting beliefs and values. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).

    It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I know that besides the vocals of CmdrTaco, it also includes Slashdot editors Timothy and CowboyNeal, and it will include various references to others involved in this Taco-Snotting cult. One puzzling oddity is the inclusion of Pamela Lee Anderson in the song. If anyone has any information on this specific topic, please post it in under this message in the Slashdot comments. There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible to catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad (Don't believe this fad will ever be worn out like a Snotted-out-geek. I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-( ). Various remixes of "Gaping Anus" will include the "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "Non-Stop Hip Hop", "Gaping Man" (You know...the Gaping Man...the loose assed faggot from www.goatse.cx), and the "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop" versions. I am sure many, many, more are sure to come.

    Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the "Gaping Anus" musical composition. Included at the end of this post is a very speical tribute ending written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask of me to provide the vocals for this ending. Please feel free to read the lyrics (In TrueType font) and share your comments and disgust.

    BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of ICP's "Slim Anus". CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, in conclusion it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.

    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who?
    My name is Gaping Anus
    Hi, my name is huh?
    My name is what?
    My name is the fudgepacker
    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who? (Excuse me)
    My name is the nutlicker
    Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
    My name is who?
    My name is the buttsniffer

    Hi, kids do you like Anus?
    I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
    Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
    Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
    My brains dead weight
    I'm tryin to get my head straight
    But I can't figure out
    Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
    Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
    "I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
    Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
    Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
    Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
    She don't know how to do Chris D
    I'd suck his dick off

    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus it gets tapped dawg
    Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
    My anus
    My anus every now and then gets plugged up
    Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
    My anus
    My anus is occasionally reamed out
    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus really needs to be filled up

    My boss wanted to fire me yesterday
    I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
    I pinched his ass
    He winked at me
    He chased me around the desk
    I told him "Come and get me!"
    Walked in the strip club
    Had my jacket zipped up
    Flashed the bartender
    And I tried to feel his dick up
    Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
    In a space ship while they screamin at me
    Let's just be friends!
    99% of my life I was lied to
    I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
    I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
    She met Michael, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
    You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
    And try to touch your hands
    But I need me a man
    This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
    autograph?)
    So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
    Nice ass!

    Hi, my name is huh?
    My name is who? (Excuse me)
    My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who?
    My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
    One of Slashdot's gay boys
    They call me the butt itcher
    Hi, my name is what?
    My name is who?
    My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)

    Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
    Cliff, don't just stand there operate
    Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
    Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
    Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
    Am I coming or going
    I can barely decide
    I just drank a pint of semen
    Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
    All my life I was very deprived
    CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
    Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
    Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
    I Taco-Snot when I talk
    I do any guy that walks
    When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
    Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
    CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
    If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
    By the way if you see my Dad
    Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay House Porno Mag

    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus gets tapped up
    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus it's always getting plugged up
    Hi, my anus who?
    My anus what?
    My anus occasionally reamed out
    My anus it needs to be filled up


    Your anus
    Your anus
    Your anus is always getting plugged
    Your anus
    Your anus
    Your anus is always getting stuffed
    You wanna diss us?
    We don't even know you you little bitch
    You wanna sit there and diss us?
    You little bitch I'll slap your face off
    That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
    You little bitch (Laughs)
    Gaping Anus!

  12. go suck..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ....a great big donkey nut!

  13. More Echelon Rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Jesus christ. Here we go again.
    More paranoid, hyped-up, inaccurate bollocks about a system which NONE of you have the first clue about. And you want to know why you're still stabbing in the dark for answers? Because they're not there.
    The folks down in Cheltenham and our brethren in Fort Mead must be pissing themselves with laughter. And that echelonwatch.org site? Whichever crank thinks these things up spends too much time stroking their X-Files box set collection.
    ECHELON - Extremely Crude Hyped Espionage Lying Overtly to Nerds

    Ha.

  14. Re:Sexy, cool geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    that is |-|4XX0|2 you fucking hardon

  15. Yea yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Then comes a cyber-renessaince and then cyber-socialism, communism and democracy. Just like Civ III.

  16. Bruce Sterling says by dustman · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I want to scream with wild dog joy in the smoking pit of a charnel house

  17. Oh, come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Moderators : should be (score: -1, redundant). Thank you

    STFU Katz is as redundant as "first post". It's just one of those truisms that need to be repeated until we can all achieve trollvana.



    Am I IP banned or not?

  18. What I'm really interested in is... by imrdkl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    what's the AC take on this?

    1. Re:What I'm really interested in is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You may bow before me.

      Signed,
      Obersturmbahnfuhrer AC

  19. fucking daylight saving time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    IF&nbsp I&nbsp EVER&nbsp MEEPT&nbsp BEN&nbsp FRANKLIN,&nbsp I&nbsp WILL&nbsp KICK&nbsp HIS&nbsp GOAT!

  20. Daaaaamn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Youse guys are trolling the crap out of this story! Kudos!



    "Don't make me have to get all surrealisic on your ass!

    1. Re:Daaaaamn! by JimmyNickarzz · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I request a flme in your name.

      --
      I am JimmyNickarZ, hear me roar.
  21. Re:fast moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It adds up the more you think about it? Then in your case, I can't possibly believe it sums up to more than 4 (2 + 2 = 4 ). Suggestion: Think more. The more you think, the greater the CHANCE you may have produced a grain of truth. But the more you spew your mindless crap, the stupider you look, and the deeper the shit sea becomes, so deep that at times it is hard to traverse thanks to your kind. I guess we need a bigger, better boat. Or maybe we need to kick off a few scurvy dawgs, arrr me fuckface? To sum it up: I think you suck, and no, I am not a part of any of the groups you mentioned, but I don't like putting up with and listening to your stupid shit. Don't get me wrong, trolls can be fun, but this is pathetic!

  22. i second that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i second that! he should be tied and burned at the stake! whos with me?

  23. I hereby request by JimmyNickarzz · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A flame in your name.

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  24. Re:Executive summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    In my humble opinion I believe you are a diseased street whore. Yes, that is correct. You give it all up for anyone, even for free, just to get something warm down your throat. So trick, go suck my large sweaty erect greasy glistening cock right now!

  25. sylvia raphael: naked and petrified! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    now, is it sexist to insult an international murderer criminal
    just because she is a woman? well, i dont really know,
    i mean, i think you should ask women how they feel about it.

    but really, i fantasize about the romantic getaway with the
    evil woman from the enemy side, as every good american boy knows
    south africa was a corrupt racist regime in the 80s.
    so much like james bond having babies with russian female super-spies, maybe
    or giancarlo gianini seducing the female-nazi-prison-guard in 'seven beauties',
    perhaps
    this fantasy of mine about sylvia raphael is not unprecedented.

    but really, get down to her heart. does she feel? love?
    laugh? if you left the toilet seat up would she
    get mad and express it by going and accidentally shooting another
    waiter? how can we ever tell. how can we tell.

    no, i think what would happen is she would become a lovely fluffy woman
    full of joy and peace and would stop this international
    murder business and just settle down to having a nice woodshop or something.
    no what am i saying! thats crazy! every american
    warmonger general has some kind of demented
    relationship where his wife is loving and devoted
    and he is a miserable murderous fuck.

    or is he a duty fulfilling hero, emblazoned on the
    scroll of virtue and honor for all eternity?

    shit, i dont know.

    but ill bet you what, knowing that women are women, and men are men,
    and gay/bisexual women/men are gay/bisexual women/men,
    i bet that super spies murderous blood thirstiness,
    or super spies devition honor and duty and love of country,
    or super spies inability to feel or distinguish the innocent from guilty
    well, i bet it all just falls apart

    with the sound of a kiss
    with the wink of your eye
    im falling apart
    dont ask me why
    im singing a show tune,
    i dream of your lips
    dont sing me a no-tune,
    i wanna be yours.

  26. Free Diapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Where can I find Free (as in beer) Diapers. I need Free Diapers.

    Thank you, taco mustard anus in the unusual anti linux you fork.

    1. Re:Free Diapers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      are the moderators on crack?

  27. ohhhhhhhh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    here is a little trolling song i have created. i hope you like it. feel free to add your comments to it. thanks a bunch!

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  28. What? by bytes256 · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    no goetse.cx?

    Ask if he runs linux or a beuwulf cluster

    and of course insult CmdrTaco!

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