2nd Space Tourist To Visit ISS In April 2002
Anonymous Coward writes "Another continent is represented in space: It has just been announced that Thawte founder Mark Shuttleworth is in the final stages of securing a seat on the next Soyuz launch in April. Press Release says he plans to do a lot of Science up there, with a whole bundle of other stuff. SpaceDaily seems to have broken it first of the commercial news, haven't seen it anywhere else yet. Go, Africa, Go! (Oh, and he reads Slashdot religiously ... Good Luck Mark!)" Looks like it's getting cheaper, too. I think it's time for a Slashdot staff meeting in space...
What would the Slashdot team do in Space that they couldn't do here on earth?
Learn to spell?
If guns kill people, then CmdrTaco's keyboard misspells words.
Must...resist...temptation...
Shuttle...worth...ugh.
I volunteer to go up into space and conduct a scientific experiment to determine whether a 2 week vacation in space increases or decreases the productivity of an opensource programmer upon return to earth.
If you do shuttle up the slashdot folk, don't let Katz go. The last thing I need to hear is him whining about the corporatization of space, or how the 'jock' astronauts bully the poor geek space tourists, or how difficult is is to find a TV station airing buffy the vampire slayer up there.
hehehe! geeks in space! hohoho! hahaha! lets say it again and maybe it will be funny this time!
if the slashdot team ever had a meeting in space, i would surely try my best to depressurize their capsule and watch everyone explode.
We should send up a few M$ employees to store in the airlock.
An Education is the Font of All Liberty
Since the Mark is going by way of Soyuz, what is a trip on the Shuttleworth?
What's Mark's Shuttle worth?
Tarkwyn.
"I think it's time for a Slashdot staff meeting in space..." Oh, you're paying for that with the sale of your VA stock? (giggle)
Don't forget our predilection towards noisy cars and big-breasted blondes. When I hear the Star Spangled Banner, tears come to my mind as I think of noisy cars, porn stars, porn stars on noisy cars, noisy cars filled with porn stars, ad nauseum. Though I must admit that Britain produces some mighty fine porn stars of the non-blonde variety.
And when it does happen, we can look forward to:
The first Domino's Pizza delivery in space, "Hey, the toppings are stuck to the top of the box!"
_Real_ scien-terrific 'spiriments, "Oh, man, he puked and it came straight out!"
Mothers equiped with instant cameras will line everyone up for a group picture over the Grand Canyon.
New anti-gravity sports leagues will be developed.
and inevitably, the below-average Joe's will arrive to make space totally egalitarian...
Rednecks in space -- "Dang! I haid th' gol-dang yard all fixed up with space junk and them nassa varmints are tryin't swipe it again. Maw! Git muh laser arn! Ahm agonna blast 'em."
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar