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NiP Wins Counter-Strike CPL

raskolnik writes: "Ninjas in Pyjamas beat out Xtreme3 in a *very* close series of matches to win the $50,000 purse at the CPL today. Coverage is on ShackES and Domain of Games. Congrats to both clans!" $50,000 isn't quite a NASCAR purse, but nothing to sneeze at. When will this be on ESPN?

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  1. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    NiP Wins Counter-Strike CPL

    What? WTF is NiP? WTF is CPL?

    I don't know about any of you, but this story is the most pointless one I've seen in days. I'm going to go do something else.. someone yell if anything that doesn't suck happens. Or, if she's a good-looking blonde, yell if something does suck.. ;)

  2. But the important question is... by jawad · · Score: 0, Troll

    The important question was, do these ninjas eat pancakes? I have no respect for any ninja that does not eat pancakes, for pancakes are the staple of the proper ninja diet. The rest of us will have to suffice with hot grits (down our pants, no less).

  3. Can someone please translate? by cshotton · · Score: 1, Troll
    This has to be a joke! CPL? NiP? Even the articles linked to by this story give absolutely no clue what this is about. Clearly it must be some secret code used by pale, pasty little nerd boys who bask in the blue glow of a CRT, thumbs and eyes twitching in some strange little simulated universe where their pathetic lives simulate real worth.

    Unfortunately, I was pathetic enough to click on this thread to see what the heck it was about and I still don't know...

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  4. I only have this to say... by AFCArchvile · · Score: 0, Troll
    YOU BASTARDS!!

    I go and find a much more suitable news site, and now you go and slashdot it. I guess that's the thanks I get from the elitist nerdy schmucks who think that They Might Be Giants are the best musicians around.



    Therefore, since I can't stand the forum section of this website any longer, I hereby retire this account, with a karma of at least 46 (worst case, and I know that some of you pompous Slashdotters with mod points will lunge at the negative moderations like anons at a fresh thread). As for the heartless hinds who are clicking and clicking on the ShackES link, I hope your workstation segfaults or gets a kernel panic within the next week.


    Besides, Xian is more interesting than John Carmack is. At least he presents his sense of humor to us.

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  5. Re:Buncha Nips. by keflex · · Score: 0, Troll

    One acronym: AWM

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    My karma is -1 because I don't use AC posting. LOL.