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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Quickies
It's been a long time coming, so lets start off the quickies with some acts
of senseless damage. Old Wolf
sent us a link to a bunch of pictures of someone Defrosting a Freezer in the best way ever, and an
anonymous reader sent in a site that shows what happens if you put a
CD in Microwave.
Don't use AOL CDs., send them to this lady who collects them
(from gr8fulnded). On to the sex! An anonymous reader submitted a story
about the Robot
Pet Vibrator which is I guess AIBO gone wrong.
elkm discovered
Computerized Contraception. And with
all this digital doin' it going on, its good know that
MITs Erotic Computation Group is here
to research it (thanks
Chris Moon)
The world is full of strangeness, but little of it is as scary as
MissNachos's link to the
Hello Kitty laptop, srini's
link to the Single Pixel Webcam, and aneanti's link to a collection of the
strangest canned foods you'll ever see.
Finally, since it is the holidays, check out mrv's link to LED Christmas Lights which sure beats the hell out of finding the broken bulb.
i guess sometimes Illiteracy can be a blessing incognito : P
Carpe meam simiam!
Weeelllll -
my cunt is a'drippin',
your lips are a'sippin',
my ass is a'crappin',
your mouth is a'lappin'
all that comes out of an oracifce
you eat for a main course-ifice
poop and pee, all a'yummy
sitting proud inside your tummy!
Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff.
You are all just jealous because I got the quick first post on the quickies. Ooo yeah! Hot action! Eat it, troll busters.
Let's hear it for T-1s enabling first posts! I'm incredible, what can I say? The trolls out there are boiling in their own troll juice!
Here is my ass
Which you may kiss.
Take time and aim well
You don't want to miss.
For if you aim low
And your lips they do fall
Then you will find
You'll be sucking my balls.
If you aim high
Despite your true heart
Sucks to be you
Now you're eating my fart.
Thank you, you're too kind. I'll be in Vegas next week. Please, remember your waitstaff.
WELCOME TO SLASHDOT.
Moderation works! I weeds out the crap and allows the good stuff to get noticed. LIKE YOUR SHITTY POST:
1. It was true.
2. It was clear and concise.
3. It had a smattering of an opinion.
CRAP! How dare you post such bullshit?
Why was this item the only one I couldn't look at due to the /. effect?
I frequently leave my special sauce all over a Tuna Taco.
That is odd, because every single server on the internet is identical and has an identical pipeline. I wonder what in the fuck is going on! GodDAMNit!!
...when I was young and irresponsible. Oh, such fun! Such sparking and fizzing!
The ketchup packet looked pretty freakish afterward. As for the oven, I don't know...it was at school, and I never went back to check on it...
Always nice to know that there's poor white trash reading slashdot.
yes this is the campaign
slithered entrails
in the cargo bay
neutered is the vastness
hallow vacuum check the
oxygen tanks
they hibernate
but have they kissed the ground
pucker up and kiss the asphalt now
tease this amputation
splintered larynx
it has access now
send transmission from
the one armed scissor
cut away, cut away
banked on memory
mummified circuitry
skin graft machinery
sputnik sickles found in the seats
self-destruct sequence
this station is non-operational
species growing
bubbles in an IV loitering
unknown origin
is this the comfort of being afraid
solar eclipsed
black out the vultures
as they wait
dissect a trillion sighs away
will you get this letter
jagged pulp sliced in my veins
i write to remember
'cause i'm a million miles away
will you get this letter
jagged pulp sliced in my veins
i write to remember...
WARNING: The Google cache site recommended in the above post (#2684895) is "I Love White Folks," apparently a neo-nazi site.
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Don't like it? Respond with words, not karma.
Maybe the moderators should check the link before they mod it up. I just Love having assholes send me to white power web sites. Good job people.
Americans could not be more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel. -Dennis Miller
You should send that into Dear Abby, she love it when people reuse garbage around their house. You may want to add some contact paper though.
If you ever try to de-ice an upright freezer by any method, MAKE SURE you put some sort of vessel in the bottom to catch the water dripping, otherwise you'll turn around and see water flooding out of the freezer and ruining the floor.,
Ya Dont say....No fucking shit. You retard.
Good way to fool the moderators and unsuspecting slashdotters with the Google cache, I like the site you linked to.
Ha ha you are one stupid sob
you're a loser
Stupid informative sob, mind you.
My God, you're dumb.
He's an idiot!
Aye aye aye aye, I am the Frito bandito.
Survival? Defending your people? Since when did the White people need to defend themselves? It may sound nice to you, but under the surface those statements are promoting hate, to get you to think like the people who TRULY hate other races. Besides:
"Striving for the RESTORATION of the White pre-1965 USA"
Geee! Sounds pretty darn racist to me. Think before you type.
If you really believed in what you said why would you post AC?
Life is like pants... fit in or you don't fit in.
What racist like black power? or affirmative action? I agree it is a racist site, but hey, most minorities are as bad as each other these days with their hate-mongering.
Its not ALL whitey's fault.
Does "September 11" have any resonance to you? Or, how about the vast amount of crime committed against whites by blacks and hispanics every day?
The NAACP and openly racist hispanic organizations promoting "La Raza" are tolerated, nay, applauded by the establishment. But should whites dare to speak up for themselves, they are "racists" and "haters".
I really don't give a fuck about non-whites one way or the other. What I do demand is the chance to live with whom I want, associate with whom I choose, and hire according to my own standards. Of course, this means I'm an evil racist.
I encourage you to actually take a look at the site. They cover many more issues in more depth than I care to.
Now you can get it smoke-flavored or in a lovely spread.