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Future Trends In Home Computing

Posted by timothy on from the what-no-optical-cabling dept.

James Bell writes: "I just read an interesting article over here that talked about future trends in home computing and what is and isn't driving the home computer market. I thought it was interesting that the author said that more people where adding DVD players and surround sound speakers to their home computer in hopes of makeing it their new home theater. I think a lot of people are bringing their computer to the home theater in the family or media room and converging it that way."

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  1. First Post by santajon · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hah. wow 2 years of reading and finally I get a first Post

    1. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Hemos and JonKatz made their way into the lab where the animal experiments were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye... The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now helpless animal's head to the sex table with hot leather. JonKatz had the urge, and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs, JonKatz tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin....... JonKatz began to "grease up". Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby oil all around the rabbit's ass, he slid his purple head firmly into the rabbit's tight asshole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious, screams of pain were constanly being emmited. Hemos reached for the chain whip and smacked the rabbit's soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now, with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, JonKatz continued his sex hunt. His now tingling cock was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal's love canal. JonKatz's manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on every thrust. JonKatz worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming steadily out of the rabbit's ass with every thrust of JonKatz's pelvis, could be heard dripping on the floor. JonKatz's rate increased and with a final push, he spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit's bleeding ass. The blood and cum mixed together on the floor, which had now accumulated a large puddle. Unknown to JonKatz, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces. The obnoxious smell caught JonKatz's attention, and no sooner had he fallen to the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool. Exited at JonKatz's enthusiasm, Hemos dropped to his knees and also began to slurp the foul mixture. After cleaning the floor with their tongues, JonKatz and Hemos checked on the battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters of red stains everywhere it touched. Hemos reached for his chain whip, while JonKatz grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices carried around for "convenience"). They made their way over to the rabbit. The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and wheezing. "Awwwww. Poor little thing," Hemos maniacally laughed. He raised his arm and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit's bloody flesh. He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when Hemos stopped to catch his breath, JonKatz stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers. He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death's door. JonKatz took a quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into JonKatz's face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to crunch. "Aha! The femur!" he yelled out with excitement. JonKatz wedged the clippers against the bone. He opened them wide......then closed down on them with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny's eyes. The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both JonKatz and Hemos lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again, somewhere, soon.

  2. frist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs! Don't forget the http://!) (Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs! Don't forget the http://!) (Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs! Don't forget the http://!)

  3. My prediction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The goatse man will be seen on more and more screens across America.

  4. I'm Blind!! by ADRA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All I can say about this article is their Serif fonts are crazy!!!

    I couldn't look at it more than 2 seconds without going cross eyed.

    --
    Bye!
  5. No. You get what you pay for. by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Although we had planned for no one outside of this company to ever use, let alone see the source code, we were now put in a difficult position.

    Yes, you realized the solution you chose was incompatible with the plan you'd made. Was that the fault of Linux, or the fault of your bad planning?

    We could either give away our hard work, or come up with another solution. Although it was tought to do, there really was no option: We had to rewrite the code, from scratch, for Windows 2000.

    There WAS an option: "give away" your hard work. Lots of people gave you the hard work they put into developing Linux. The deal you made by using it was that you'd do the same. Your own mindset -- that all your work had to remain secret for economic reasons -- was the problem here. In fact, the GPL license was rendering tremendous benefits to you, by letting you use the collective work of others for free. The "price" of the free software you used was that you would share your own work, and you chose not to pay it. That was your loss.

    </lecture>

    Yes, I know the original post was a troll...

  6. Sharon Stone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Woot! Woot! Basic Instinct on TV!

    Damn she was a hot.