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miracle69 writes: "Well, it looks like the perfect convergence for the average Slashdot reader. What we've got here is a game that is approaching the Slashdot Enthusiast's Valhalla. It's released under Windows and Linux, costs a mere 25 USDs, and has no middleman to jack prices up. Of course, that means it's not available in stores, nor will it be seen on TV, but according to Newsforge, it's got great gameplay. So, will 25 bucks, a fresh game idea, and a Linux release make others in the gaming world stand up and take notice?"

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  1. Real? by FireChipmunk · · Score: 3, Funny
    You play an Uplink Agent who makes a living by performing jobs for major corporations. Your tasks involve hacking into rival computer systems, stealing research data, sabotaging other companies, laundering money, erasing evidence, or framing innocent people.


    I wonder if they have real life events like the FBI crashing in on you in 26 locations all at once. Thats gotta suck.
    1. Re:Real? by AmirS · · Score: 2, Funny

      Umm, yes,the FBI can crash into your server room, so you can buy motion detecting cameras and self-destruct devices to remove the evidence before they can get it. Though I'm not sure who fits self-destruct devices to their computers in RL ;)

  2. Cool but... by Undaar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this game looks really cool. But it would be a lot cooler if it were network playable.
    Compete with other online hackers to get the job done.

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  3. Another game I suggest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's called "Internet". My friend came over and installed it on my computer. It's amazing! It's like a virtual copy of our world in the computer. For example you type cnn.com, and you get plausible computer generated news, like if there were a mirror copy of the world inside the computer! The best are these "chat" areas where you can talk to AI programs. Also, there are weblogs that detail the daily life of some simulated people. Much more convincing than the SIMS! But it doesn't show you the people inside the computer as often as the SIMS. Very cool stuff! Am I supposed to tell you guys that you're only AI programs running on my P3 800MHz? Haha, can't wait to get a feedback. I bet you're programmed to deny it, like in these chat rooms.

    1. Re:Another game I suggest by TheFrood · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's called "Internet". My friend came over and installed it on my computer. It's amazing! It's like a virtual copy of our world in the computer. For example you type cnn.com, and you get plausible computer generated news, like if there were a mirror copy of the world inside the computer!

      I tried that game. In my version, the World Trade Center got blown up by terrorists, starting a war in Afghanistan. Pretty far out, huh?

      TheFrood

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    2. Re:Another game I suggest by killthiskid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ack!

      Ok, we have people talking on the internet in a chat room about a game this simulates using the internet to hack places where people are talking like the current internet is like a simlulation game!

      (poof)Ack! My head's on fire!

      House on fire! House on fire! PUt it out, put it out... no, not anti-freeze! Noooo, my crack pipe! Bastards! Make the noise sto [life32.dll generated an invalid page fault in brain16.dll. Please swipe your credit card and bend over to restart].

  4. Re:Cyber-Terrorist Training Tool? by Shenzi · · Score: 5, Funny

    And then we get the terrifying situation where thousands of would-be hackers are let loose on the 'net, and destroy civilization as we know it by clicking large buttoned labelled "CRACK PASSWORD" and "DISABLE PROXY".

    As far as I can tell, it'd have exactly the opposite effect that you described - instead of 13-year-old wannabes spending all their time attempting (and failing) to hack into their school network, they just fire up Uplink and pretend they're gods. Take it from me, it's more interesting than real hacking anyday.

  5. News bulletin from 2010: by Eryq · · Score: 2, Funny

    In a massive MS/FBI sting, the last users of the terrorist operating system "Linux" have been simultaneously arrested.

    "It was easy," crowed MS/FBI chief Steve Ballmer. "In 2001, we released a game which proported to be a simulation, but was actually a real cracking tool when run on any OS other than XP. After enough evidence had accumulated, we simply rounded up all the perps! I LOVE this company! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!"

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  6. Re:Neverwinter Nights For Linux by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 3, Funny
    Bioware is releasing a Linux version at the same time it releases a Linux version


    In other gaming news, Blizzard will release the Windows version of Warcraft III on the SAME DAY as the Windows version of Warcraft III is released.

    Back to World News, when Osama bin Laden is caught and executed by the US experts predict that he will die at the same time...
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  7. Actually a hack deterrent by dfwmountainbiker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now instead of the "script kiddies" having to launch some DOS attack, they can simulate it. Its all done for the thrill, if the same thrill can be received from a game, all the better than in real life. Until now there were not too many easily attainable alternatives, except setting up networks for friends to "attack". What fun is that? This game is actually a *good* thing for kids to play.

    It is also not going to teach "Billy" how to hack. This game, although text driven, from the demo that I played does not teach players to "rm -rf /; or what log files to remove, or even how to interpret port scans" Any basic ideas, such as using multiple routing hosts, bouncing signals off banks, etc .... are either pure common sense or can be attained easily on the Net already by a newbie - and therefore the game is not a detrement at all.

  8. Re:FORBIDDEN by Enahs · · Score: 2, Funny
    If it's such a great game, how come their site's screwed?

    Infallible logic, that.

    </SARCASM>

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  9. Re:FORBIDDEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your first task in the game is to figure out how to get past the network blockage and download the rest of the game.

  10. Re:Cyber-Terrorist Training Tool? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're absolutely right of course. My years of playing Dungeons and Dragons, and GURPS have honed me into a killing machine. In fact, I once had a character with an ST of 40, so I bet I could pick up a car in real life!

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  11. Real Life by The+Madpostal+Worker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forbidden
    You don't have permission to access / on this server.

    Apache/1.3.19 Server at www.introversion.co.uk Port 80

    Looks like someone played the real life version, and introversion lost.

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  12. Re:Whatever by uebernewby · · Score: 4, Funny

    You try and fly an airplane into a building in MS Flight Sim - it's hard!

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  13. Re:Not exactly a new idea... by TeenageWasteland · · Score: 1, Funny

    Uh.... i don't know what Hacker you've been playing, or what Uplink you've been playing, but I don't recall pushing a little remote vehicle all over fucking La-La Land according to arbitrary paths in a grid when I was playing Uplink.

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