Crazy Stats on Spam
gtaylor writes "An article in the Korea Times says that market research firm Emforce has established that South Korean internet users average about 1600 pieces of spam annually, summing to around 39 billion pieces of spam per year. According to the same story, Americans receive about 2500 pieces of spam per year." I figured that I get somewhere around 30-40,000 pieces of
spam annually. Lucky me... I get *this* statistic to be on the other
side of the bell curve :)
first spam post
But the email said it was an exclusive deal just for me!
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Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
To get the word out on how big of a problem spam is, the paper mass mailed the article to all users with a .edu, .com, or .org e-mail address.
You have to figure that is the average person is receiving 2500 spam emails a year, then the spammers must be getting enough feedback to make it worthwhile. If you think about it, you don't need a high rate, or even moderate rate, of responses from mass mailings since a small percentage could cover your spamming costs. What we need to do is find the small percentage that is responding to this mail and whack them over the head, otherwise it will never end.
I just forwad all my spam to...
root@localhost
That'll show'em...
Wow, I've been reading so much spam latly, that I honestly read the headline as, "Crazy Sluts on Spam" at first!
...is about the penis enlargement spam.
I mean, how did they know to send it to me?
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And they would have titled it: "Spamlet".
pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
Don't you mean "Microsoft Preferred Retailing Associates"?
pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
Based on the e-mails I get, it would seem the advertising community has me pegged as a debt-ridden pervert with a small unit, sexual dysfunction, no education, and a penchant for get rich quick schemes.
I wonder how they know that. I must be an open book.
1) Jail spammer in special spammer's prison.
2) Give spammer an email address.
3) Publish spammer's address on USENET, preferably in an MLM or pr0n newsgroup.
4) Mail spammer, three times a day, an email message telling him his meal is ready, which he can print out to requisition his meal.
5) Deny spammer the use of filtering tools. If the spammer starves to death because he can't find his meal tickets among the spam, that's his problem.
I mean, why should he need a filter for his mail? Every spammer I've talked to - from trailer-trash to DMA executive - says it's easy to Just Hit Delete, right? It only takes a few seconds a day!
And I'm sure there are so many interesting offers in his mailbox, if he's not interested, he can always Just Hit Delete, right?
Ah, what I wouldn't give to be a warden in such a prison.
What I think would be an interesting addition to this would be to look at how much spam finds it's way onto newsgroups and weblogs such as this. My guess would be several orders of magnitude more, quite a waste of time and energy.
Oh, no, very little.
And you'll get absolutely none if you act now and buy my new SlashdotSpamBeGone, for just $9.95.
-Waldo Jaquith