Posted by
timothy
on from the nope-just-happiness dept.
szcx writes: "Two days after the code release, Dan East has ported Quake II to the Pocket PC. With NeoMagic's 3D chipset for handhelds and XScale on the horizon, how long is it going to be until we're playing Quake III: Arena on the train into work?"
Re:Logistics?
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Anonymous Coward
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can you use a twiddler?
Re:Logistics?
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Anonymous Coward
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I read somewhere that it was only able to
run it at 3 fps.. fast enough?
Disguised goatse.cx link above.
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fmaxwell
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Dickboy just created a link through go.com to hide the fact that he linked to goatse.cx. I can only assume that the inflamed, stretched a$$hole shown at goatse.cx is his own.
Re:Only in emulation
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Anonymous Coward
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"First off, great grammar"
You are pretty bad yourself.
Re:Why no
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Anonymous Coward
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Sounds yummy. I would most certainly accept your proposition. By any chance, do you have ramen noodles?
Re:Four Years Perhaps?
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Anonymous Coward
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That is not necessarily true. Many games are older than 4 years and are still being sold. The code is only released when the companies decide that they arent making money off of selling it anymore.
Re:4th diaper post
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Anonymous Coward
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Wow man - you are so cool! I too am a big fan of diapers. Well, not diapers as such; in merry old England, we call them nappies.
Nappies are just such fun, but not many folks think as such. Sadly, this leaves me feeling lowly and sad. I like eating a spicy curry, and getting drunk. Just before I go to bed, I put on a nappy, so that when I go poopies during the night, it is all squelchy in my nappy.
Then, in the morning, I play 'Nappy Shit-splat'; I get into the bath, and just keep sitting down heavily, until the nappy burts all over the walls.
Ah, bliss...
You use the pen for mouse look
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Anonymous Coward
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It's better than I imagined. However the RAM/Storage is very high.
Re:4th diaper post
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Anonymous Coward
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For those of us stuck at work on this fine Christmas Eve, your disgusting humor is much appreciated, even if modded as "-1 Troll".
Re:4th diaper post
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Anonymous Coward
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LOL!
I too am at work this Xmas Eve. Bored to buggery I am, and being an immature person who thought that the first four diaper posts were hilarious, I thought I would join in!
Re:Diapers?
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Anonymous Coward
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Shocking! How dare you!
Fancy using the word 'penis', instead of 'big fat cock-shaped member of my anatomy'.
Shall we meet up, and have a jiggery-pokery party with babies in nappies? It would be fun!
Snot
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Anonymous Coward
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Sweaty man sex! And snot!
Re:Snot
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Anonymous Coward
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With or without penis, sir?
Re:Snot
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Anonymous Coward
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Penis is good. But I prefer testicles, myself.
Re:Snot
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Anonymous Coward
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Then u can SUCK ON my BIG BALLZ
Re:Snot
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Anonymous Coward
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I would very much enjoy that, sir. Would you enjoy 69ing me? I'll lick under your scrotum, you suck onto my penis! Please?
Re:Snot
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Anonymous Coward
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My balls hurt. Badly. Suck on them?
Re:Snot
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Anonymous Coward
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It doesn't seem to be working, sir.
Perhaps you should try harder.
in a word....
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MessiahXI
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no....
in 8 words:
yes, because no one will play it anyway
Off-topic but still on-topic...
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Re:You being the Satanist...
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Scooter
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Let's hear it for calculus!
Yes, my feet, that is.
fp....johnstons!!
merry christmas to yo all! :)
can you use a twiddler?
I read somewhere that it was only able to
run it at 3 fps.. fast enough?
Dickboy just created a link through go.com to hide the fact that he linked to goatse.cx. I can only assume that the inflamed, stretched a$$hole shown at goatse.cx is his own.
p :/ /www.goatse.cx/
By the way, here's what he embedded in the link:
http://transfer.go.com/cgi/transfer.pl?goto=htt
"First off, great grammar"
You are pretty bad yourself.
Sounds yummy. I would most certainly accept your proposition. By any chance, do you have ramen noodles?
That is not necessarily true. Many games are older than 4 years and are still being sold. The code is only released when the companies decide that they arent making money off of selling it anymore.
Wow man - you are so cool! I too am a big fan of diapers. Well, not diapers as such; in merry old England, we call them nappies.
Nappies are just such fun, but not many folks think as such. Sadly, this leaves me feeling lowly and sad. I like eating a spicy curry, and getting drunk. Just before I go to bed, I put on a nappy, so that when I go poopies during the night, it is all squelchy in my nappy.
Then, in the morning, I play 'Nappy Shit-splat'; I get into the bath, and just keep sitting down heavily, until the nappy burts all over the walls.
Ah, bliss...
It's better than I imagined. However the RAM/Storage is very high.
For those of us stuck at work on this fine Christmas Eve, your disgusting humor is much appreciated, even if modded as "-1 Troll".
LOL!
I too am at work this Xmas Eve. Bored to buggery I am, and being an immature person who thought that the first four diaper posts were hilarious, I thought I would join in!
Shocking! How dare you!
Fancy using the word 'penis', instead of 'big fat cock-shaped member of my anatomy'.
Shall we meet up, and have a jiggery-pokery party with babies in nappies? It would be fun!
Sweaty man sex! And snot!
no....
in 8 words:
yes, because no one will play it anyway
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You need to re-evaluate your life.