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Is That A Railgun In Your Pocket PC?

szcx writes: "Two days after the code release, Dan East has ported Quake II to the Pocket PC. With NeoMagic's 3D chipset for handhelds and XScale on the horizon, how long is it going to be until we're playing Quake III: Arena on the train into work?"

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  1. Merry Christmas Eve! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Let's hear it for calculus!

  2. Smell it baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Yes, my feet, that is.

  3. fp!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp....johnstons!!

  4. first!!!!!! hell yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    merry christmas to yo all! :)

  5. Re:Logistics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    can you use a twiddler?

  6. Re:Logistics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I read somewhere that it was only able to
    run it at 3 fps.. fast enough?

  7. Disguised goatse.cx link above. by fmaxwell · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Dickboy just created a link through go.com to hide the fact that he linked to goatse.cx. I can only assume that the inflamed, stretched a$$hole shown at goatse.cx is his own.

    By the way, here's what he embedded in the link:

    http://transfer.go.com/cgi/transfer.pl?goto=http :/ /www.goatse.cx/

  8. Re:Only in emulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "First off, great grammar"

    You are pretty bad yourself.

  9. Re:Why no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sounds yummy. I would most certainly accept your proposition. By any chance, do you have ramen noodles?

  10. Re:Four Years Perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That is not necessarily true. Many games are older than 4 years and are still being sold. The code is only released when the companies decide that they arent making money off of selling it anymore.

  11. Re:4th diaper post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wow man - you are so cool! I too am a big fan of diapers. Well, not diapers as such; in merry old England, we call them nappies.
    Nappies are just such fun, but not many folks think as such. Sadly, this leaves me feeling lowly and sad. I like eating a spicy curry, and getting drunk. Just before I go to bed, I put on a nappy, so that when I go poopies during the night, it is all squelchy in my nappy.
    Then, in the morning, I play 'Nappy Shit-splat'; I get into the bath, and just keep sitting down heavily, until the nappy burts all over the walls.
    Ah, bliss...

  12. You use the pen for mouse look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's better than I imagined. However the RAM/Storage is very high.

  13. Re:4th diaper post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    For those of us stuck at work on this fine Christmas Eve, your disgusting humor is much appreciated, even if modded as "-1 Troll".

  14. Re:4th diaper post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    LOL!

    I too am at work this Xmas Eve. Bored to buggery I am, and being an immature person who thought that the first four diaper posts were hilarious, I thought I would join in!

  15. Re:Diapers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Shocking! How dare you!
    Fancy using the word 'penis', instead of 'big fat cock-shaped member of my anatomy'.
    Shall we meet up, and have a jiggery-pokery party with babies in nappies? It would be fun!

  16. Snot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Sweaty man sex! And snot!

    1. Re:Snot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      With or without penis, sir?

    2. Re:Snot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Penis is good. But I prefer testicles, myself.

    3. Re:Snot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Then u can SUCK ON my BIG BALLZ

    4. Re:Snot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I would very much enjoy that, sir. Would you enjoy 69ing me? I'll lick under your scrotum, you suck onto my penis! Please?

    5. Re:Snot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      My balls hurt. Badly. Suck on them?

    6. Re:Snot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      It doesn't seem to be working, sir.
      Perhaps you should try harder.

  17. in a word.... by MessiahXI · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    no....
    in 8 words:
    yes, because no one will play it anyway

  18. Off-topic but still on-topic... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  19. Re:You being the Satanist... by Scooter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You need to re-evaluate your life.