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Linux During The .Com Crash

Posted by Hemos on from the following-the-path dept.

freakboy303 writes "ZDNet has a short article that can be found here , It basically talks about what the last couple of year of gloom and doom mean for the linux world in general. It seems to me it would make it more appealing to .coms to use the free software but..."

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  1. FIST post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    right up your muthafuckin ASS!

    P.S. Linus can blow me!

    1. Re:FIST post by cyborg_monkey · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Occasionally, when given the opportunity, I willingly bend over for a spanking. I don't always have to be on top.

      One of the traditional flagellation arts is spanking. Butt banging, booty slapping, pink to red to ass welting smacking. It's a simple act with a long history and renowned aficionados. For some an intricate role-playing scenario must unfold in a particular manner. For others it is a spontaneous act. I fall into the latter category being particularly fond of being bent over with my panties pulled down as my ass falls prey to my lover's hands. She adores my ass and grabs me to get the ass. When she has it she worships it and spanks it until I try to wiggle away. I wiggle right back though, the sensation of being sensually ass slapped and the blows becoming gradually harder. This always gives me a rush that gets me excited, and the best part is that ass slapping can be enacted almost anywhere.

      It can be stimulating to practice in public places, with little risk of being caught if you are clever and imaginative.

      It's also fun to instigate spanking scenes with open-minded friends and get a full on percussion scene going on. The rhythm of a skilled butt drummer can induce a hypnotic state in the mind of their submissive. The combination of rhythmic sound and the sensation of the spanking itself have driven me into a frenzy where I couldn't be hit hard enough. The endorphins kick in and a nice fat ass can go a long way.

      The marks lasted for days.

      Everyone has played spanking games at some time or another. It just may be time to up the auntie and progress into the world of sensual and corporal spanking.

      The most important tools are your hands. Implements may be used but you need to learn the basics first.

      Next you'll need an ass. This part is very important. Preferably the ass of someone who turns you on.

      Get your partner into a comfortable prone position. I like to be over lap of my lover on the sofa. It's comfortable and she has full access to the booty.

      It's nice to rub the butt and warm it up before you start to slap that ass. The slaps should start out light to acclimate your partner to the sensation. If you warm them up good and slow this could create a want and need in them and give you the advantage of being the one who can fill that need.

      I know I can be made to beg for it harder.

      Spanking is a playful and harmless way to expend some sexual energy without getting into a big sticky mess. It can be childish and light or dark and punishing. Either way, it's safe sex play and the worst that can happen is you'll get a bruised bottom, but in my world that can be a good thing.

      Love,

      cyborg_monkey

  2. Linux WAS the dot com crash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    FP?

    1. Re:Linux WAS the dot com crash! by belloc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What's my userid? 277xxxx? Should be LT 40000. Why is everyone's UID 277xxxx?

      --
      I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
    2. Re:Linux WAS the dot com crash! by belloc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh, that's the post #. Duh.

      --
      I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
  3. Maybe I'm tempting fate..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    ....but there have been no posts by Jon Katz since early December ! Has he been ousted once and for all ?

    If you too hate Katz, you'll love this

  4. Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is, quite possibly, not the first post.

  5. Re:A software consultant's perspective by DrSpin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And I thought Trolls were dead!

  6. OT, but I can't resist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Fighting for Peace, is like Fucking for Virginity.

    Fucking is generally considered to be the only currently viable method of creating new virgins.

  7. Re:It was never the price ... by scott1853 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Speaking of FUD, I happen to be trying to remove MS Works from my new machine and found a registry key in the Run section, that was titled, WorksFUD (thats the same capitalization).

    No joke, not sure what THEY think the acronym means though.