User: cyborg_monkey

Re:What about spam calls "from" my phone number?

On: T-Mobile Begins Verifying Calls To Protect Against Spam (theverge.com)

Hello moron,

Block the call. It'll be easy as it's only one number. Are you really that thick? I bet you're a Trump supporter.

Re:amazing

On: GitLab's Secret To Success? All Its 350 Employees Work Remotely (inc.com)

Traning? Have you been tranned? Moron.

Re:USA your education system is broken

On: Michael Bloomberg Donates Record $1.8 Billion To Johns Hopkins University; Donation Will Be Devoted Exclusively To Undergraduate Financial Aid (go.com)

You're a fool.

Re:Zach Patterson / ZIP "Greatest Hits" (lol, not)

On: Most ATMs Can Be Hacked in Under 20 Minutes (zdnet.com)

I told you to shut the fuck up.

Re:Zach Patterson / ZIP "Greatest Hits" (lol, not)

On: Most ATMs Can Be Hacked in Under 20 Minutes (zdnet.com)

Shut up you fucking moron.

Re:Lack of Pron

On: 'We Expected VR To Be Two To Three Times as Big', Says CCP Games CEO (roadtovr.com)

Wow.. that wasn't a predictable comment at all. Congrats you moron.

Re:Nope.....

On: Apple's Upcoming TV Service To Launch In Over 100 Countries In 2019, Starting With the US (macrumors.com)

Free to who you ingrown cunt-hair?

Re:Don't we have a free market system?

On: Bernie Sanders Introduces 'Stop BEZOS' Bill To Tax Amazon For Underpaying Workers (theverge.com)

Don't be a cunt.

Re:My wife deleted hers

On: More Than 1 In 4 American Users Have Deleted Facebook, Pew Survey Finds (washingtonpost.com)

Cool story bro. Reads like a Facebook post.

Re:Makes perfect sense

On: Startups Ditching Silicon Valley For New Cities (economist.com)

You're a turd sandwich.

Re:Wow. That is pathetic

On: Android Bug Allows Geolocation Tracking of Users (duo.com)

I'm sure that was just pillow talk, after you massaged her meat curtains.

Re:Trump 'n Gates

On: Bill Gates Shares His Memories of Donald Trump (cnn.com)

Spoken like a true uneducated moron. Great job, but save these posts for Facebook where you belong.

Re:Sigh.

On: MoviePass' Days Look Limited (bloomberg.com)

People invest of their own free will, fool.

Re:I assume it was fake

On: Google Won't Confirm If Its Human-Like AI Actually Called a Salon To Make an Appointment As Demoed at I/O (axios.com)

You think that AI can simulate a fat, Cheetoh-eating retard?

Re:Cool

On: Twitter Will Start Hiding Tweets That 'Detract From the Conversation' (slate.com)

There's five because i have to post at -1. Unfair. Nazi censorship! Fake news! Witch hunt!

Re:Wait till autonomous cars

On: Should the FTC Investigate Google's Location Data Collection? (engadget.com)

And the rent is too damned high!

btw, chill out and grow a sack.

Re:Many ways around that.

On: The Brazen Bootlegging of a Multibillion-Dollar Sports Network (nytimes.com)

Who doesn' know or understand this? It's 2018 for fuck's sake. Please do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up.

Re:Calendaring

On: Google Hasn't Stopped Reading Your Emails (theoutline.com)

Hey look, two fuckwit trolls trying to blow each other. Trying.

Re:Phone CAPTCHAs

On: Google Executive Addresses Horrifying Reaction To Uncanny AI Tech (bloomberg.com)

Hilarious. You forgot to round out the yuks with an XKCD link.

Re:And watch them pop up with a new name...

On: ZTE Shuts Down Main Business Operations After US Ban (techcrunch.com)

Shut the fuck up you vag.

Re: Video streaming?

On: Intel Responds To Alleged Chip Flaw, Claims Effects Won't Significantly Impact Average Users (hothardware.com)

You're not funny, cock-breath. Go fuck yourself.

Re:YouTube casting

On: Amazon's YouTube Workaround on Fire TV Works Just Fine (geekwire.com)

"Wish I could, but not going to cry about it."

Too late for that I guess.

Re: Who was Haven written by?

On: Snowden's New App Haven Uses Your Smartphone To Physically Guard Your Laptop (theintercept.com)

Please mod this up. I would, but I seem to have a problem with my karma.

Re:Sad news ... Christopher Reimer, unnoticed at 4

On: Snowden's New App Haven Uses Your Smartphone To Physically Guard Your Laptop (theintercept.com)

And he's a fat retard.

Re:MicroAppleSoft

On: Apple Plans Combined iPhone, iPad and Mac Apps To Create One User Experience (bloomberg.com)

Hey dickbreath, I have a boner.