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Slashdot Code Update

You will likely notice a variety of changes in the comments system if you are logged in. Most of these changes surround the new 'Zoo' system which implements (among other things) a sort of killfile function, and much more. Logged in users have the ability to flag each other as Friends or Foes, and assign bonuses and penalties appropriately. So if a user annoys you, you can easily not read their comments any more. If you notice any bugs, feel free to submit them or let krow or me know.

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  1. Woohoo. by rakslice · · Score: 4, Funny

    New code. Coolness. Now where's that remove-double-posts feature? =)

    1. Re:Woohoo. by rbeattie · · Score: 5, Funny
      Exactly.

      There's so many features in /. that need check boxes.

      • [ ] Automatically remove repeated stories.
      • [ ] Automatically remove "slashdotted" story links.
      • [ ] Automatically remove snide editor comments at the end of story submissions.
      • [ ] Automatically spam editors who don't check links.
      • [ ] Automatically wake editors up at 2 a.m. for rejecting my story submissions.
      • [ ] Automatically give my posts +5 (because I want to think everyone loves me.)

      or maybe not...

      -Russ

      (I'm just joking... jeez.)

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  2. Great! We're catching up! by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look out Usenet, here we come!

  3. Go ahead, make my list! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alrighty, now will all of the trolls please post something on this story (non-anonymously) so that we can all mark you as foes?
    Thanks.

    1. Re:Go ahead, make my list! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What a worthless analogy! He likes the poop. He just doesn't like people distorting the size of the sewer!

  4. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh fuck, here we go. everyone is going to add me to their killfile! :(

    -AC.

  5. Nice... by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Funny

    +2 comment bonus. Karma: 25

    Capping out the system. Karma: 50

    Jon Katz, Foe, -5. Priceless

  6. New Slashdot Games! by denzo · · Score: 5, Funny
    FOR IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL -

    Slashdot editors announced today the addition of new, ground-breaking features to their SlashCode system, which is the heart of their article and comment system.

    Among the changes are new features such as:

    • Capture-the-flag style moderating system, where the users compete as teams for titles such as First Poster, Chief Troll, Offtopic Extraordinaire, and the Comic Relief. Other titles such as Informant and Intruiger were immediately done away with as soon as it was determine that they were no fun.
    • A virtual language interpreter, which is used to parse any and all pseudo-code posted by users to prove that they know absolutely nothing about programming (or at least are only good at writing code for typical CS textbooks).
    • Amulets with modifiers that increase a user's skill rating in Zealotry, Fanaticsm, and Smite.
    • A real-time spellchecker that eventually gives up on users who routinely mispell words and filters out their entire message.
    • A close-source server administered by John Carmack, in order to make sure that nobody cheats at any above features.
    • An open-source server administered by JMS, to make sure that all ping statistics are free.
    • A poll that teleports any users who vote for CowboyNeal to Afghanistan (to meet Jon Katz's e-mail friend).
    • An OSDN top, side, bottom, and floating Flash bar that dances around the user's screen. Disabling this in their preferences will cause increased sensitivity in the lameness filter when the user posts a comment.
    • Lameness filter automatically filters out content that includes the worlds "M$", "goatse.xc", "IMO", "INAL", "IRDCWYSBITYAWSIKE" (I really don't care what you say because I think you are wrong since I know everything).
  7. Finally... by gnovos · · Score: 4, Funny

    After years of playing games with my Karma (intentionally tolling a few days just to see how many points I could lose and how long it would take to get them back, etc.), I have finally been growing tired of posting to Slashdot...

    ...and along comes zoos and fan clubs to play with! Woot! My productivity at work has officially flatlined as of now!

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    "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
  8. Re:reason modifier by sava · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great, just the feature I've been looking here for a long time. Just because Funny != funny.

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    //SaVa
  9. /. no longer warm and comforting... by Pathos78 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I set all my friends to neutral, and /. told me:

    You are alone in the world.

    I thought I was amoungst my own here!
    I thought I was accepted!
    Loved even!

    Will no one be my friend?

  10. Re:Friend or Foe, not so private by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

    And who'd have known the school spelling bee champ can't spell? link

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  11. All i have to say is... by iomud · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slash is starting to turn into a game of d&d. Before you know it I'll have a 'character alignment' based on how people percieve me.

  12. Re:TacoTacoTaco by scott1853 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Several people seem to be complaining about this. The answer is "Duh, read the source code". After all, that is the benefit of open source right? What, you can't read Perl fluently?

    Lets see how many OSS zealots mark me as foe now...

  13. Alignment by servasius_jr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slash is starting to turn into a game of d&d. Before you know it I'll have a 'character alignment' based on how people percieve me.

    Yeehaw! Can I be a Chaotic Stupid Half-Troll?

  14. Breaking News by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 3, Funny

    President George W. Bush Marks Osama bin Laden as Foe, bin Laden Suddenly Disappears

    WASHINGTON, DC -- Today, President George W. Bush, taking a cue from the New and Improved (C)(TM)(R) Slashcode at slashdot.org, promptly identified Osama bin Laden as a personal "Foe" (despite warnings that his decision to do so "can and will be used against him"), a rating that carries with it an invincible -6 moderation. Osama bin Laden then proceeded to immediately disappear off the face of the Earth, never to be heard from again.

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  15. What are you talking about? by MongooseCN · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Slashdot editors post their biased comments on the front page, in the articles...

  16. Re:killfile timothy! by CmdrTaco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ladies and gentleman, meet Sumdamn, the amazing humor impaired boy! The 10 o'clock show is completely different, g'night!

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    Pants are still optional, but recommended for you.
  17. small potatoes [sic]h by hawk · · Score: 4, Funny
    >Slashdot Friend/Foe System


    >Note: Who you like and dislike is not private; it
    >can and will be used against you.


    That's nuttin'. Used against you by a snivelling 14 year old? Big deal.


    Slashdot Friend/Foe system is insignifcant compared to an F-14's Interrogate Friend/Foe system. Now *that's* one you don't want used against you.


    hawk