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The LSB Delivers Again
gk4 writes "The LSB has updated and published the
gLSB v1.1 draft for review. The LSB has also published for review the new
psLSB for IA32 v1.1 draft and the completed
LSB v1.0.1 Test Suites. Review ends Friday January 4th; however, the LSB welcomes comments from the community at any time."
What is LSB? Some new drug?
first read that as "The LSD Delivers Again"?
I was a bit confused there for a second!
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There is a poison that is affecting this great land, and that poison has a name: Linux.
You may have heard of this dangerous hacker's program. Developed by the Soviets during the Cold War, Linux is a "UNIX-like operating system." In layman's terms, this means it is computer software that allows criminals to perform unauthorized (and illegal) tasks with their computers. What may shock you, however, is that this program has begun to slowly make its way through our nation's computer networks, and now threatens the economy, the stock market, and the great corporations that founded our country and keep it running.
Linux, and other hacking tools with such strange names as "emacs," "PHP" (an obvious drug reference) and "gcc," have been used by thousands of foreigners and terrorists to undermine the American way of life. Okay, I realize you might be skeptical. How, you ask, could the United States, the world's peace-keeping police force, allow such harmful programs to enter our great country? Folks, I wish this was just an alarmist rant. But the threat to capitalism is real. Although the former Iron Curtain is long gone, its final creation is coming to bear on our own soil, in our own backyards.
Yes, friends, leftist groups and individuals, although mostly confined to covert computer hideouts called "chat rooms," are actively spreading Linux into corporations and other organizations as you read this. Why would any American do such a thing? We may never know. Perhaps these misguided individuals have been shunned by legitimate software development firms like Microsoft and America Online. These poor souls, many of whom are but children, have sadly devoted themselves to a life of crime, by secretly learning programming techniques such as "debugging" and "optimizing," techniques previously reserved for patriotic, God-fearing professional engineers like Bill Gates.
The time to act is now! As proud citizens and voters, we owe it to our children to stand up to this new "red scourge" and voice our concerns to our elected representatives. It is a sad testament to our country's deteriorating moral fiber that, despite the efforts of righteous Christian organizations such as the RIAA and the MPAA, the use and possession of Linux is still legal. Frightening, yes, but through faith and determination, we shall drive these Linux terrorists from our holy American soil.
What LSB really needs is some alternatives to choose from. The thing I most dislike about standards, especially those that try to codify existing sloppy practices, is lack of choice and the end to new ideas.
now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
It's a drug they did back in the 40's. In the 50's they upgraded it to LSC, and in the 60's they upgraded it again to LSD. I think we're up to LSH or so now, but my brain's too fried to keep track anymore.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade