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On the Differences Between MIS/CIS/CS Degrees?

Posted by Cliff on from the distinguishing-the-diplomas dept.

Dark Ninja asks: "I find that after having a professional IT job (C++ programmer/DBA) for four+ years, not having a degree is a hindrance to finding a job. So with this in mind, I'm planning on attending college soon, but I want to know the difference between an Management Information System, Computer Information System, and Computer Science degrees? Better yet, which ones do you suggest (ie. to allow advancement, which allows for what jobs, etc)?"

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  1. fp mother fuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  3. post of firstness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    there can be only one!!

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  5. the deffinitions of the various degrees by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: -1, Troll

    MIS

    'multiple inserted scrotums' degree

    this means you are capable of taking several cocks up your ass at once

    CIS

    'cocks inside squirrels' degree

    this means you are capable of sodomizing small rodents such as squirrels quickly and effectively

    CS

    'cock sandwich' degree

    this means you are capable of jerking off two cocks at once on either side of your face

    All of these degrees meet the requirements to get a job working at slashdot

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  6. Re:10 second answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    uhm shuddap ya stupid nigger fucking faggot!!!

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  7. Re:Differences by ahde · · Score: 1, Troll

    and the rest of the world laughs at "business" people with their palm pilots, powerpoint presentations, stuffed shirts, phony handshakes, hollow phrases, long winded repetitive speeches and shallow self importance.