Doubleclick Exits The Ad-Tracking Business
Masem writes: "Cnet is reporting that Doubleclick closed down its ad tracking program as of Dec 31 2001, and is shifting from a media company to research and development for online ventures. Doubleclick claims they had upwards of 100million unique tracking profiles at the height of their run, but with the dot-com bust and lower ad revenue rates, ad tracking ran into the red. Even after the worrisome aquition of Abacus Online (which was rumored to allow Doubleclick to connect online and offline consumer profiles), the company could not turn a buck on ad revenues. Time to remove that 'doubleclick.com 127.0.0.1' from /etc/hosts now?""
Doubleclick claims they had upwards of 100million unique tracking profiles at the height of their run
And it's rumored to represent over 10million people!
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- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
I believe they supplied more cookies than Nabisco
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What really happened is that doubleclick couldn't make money in private industry, so they targetted the people who were willing to pay good money for that information. They got a multi-billion dollar contract from NSA to continue and improve their profiling, provided they stop sharing the results with anyone else. So now all their activities are highly classified, and they have established a cover, or front business, to explain why they still exist. But you didn't hear it from me... oh crap, who is that banging on my door ---- and someone's remotely taken control of my computer ---- IT'S NOT TRUE, HONEST! I MADE IT UP! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!! AAAaaaaaaaaaa........
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
> Okay, I'm over it now - when's the fire sale auction?
Yeah. I wanna buy a server from Doubelick, just so I can open it up, remove one platter from one drive for a headstone, and bury the rest of the server six feet underground.
Then I'll grab my trusty Dremel and engrave the following:
"Posterity will ne'er survey,
A nobler grave than this;
Here lie the bones of a Doubleclick server,
Stop, traveler, and piss."
(With apologies to Lord Byron)
Doubleclick can punch my monkey!!!