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Star Ballz Trumps Lucas

Posted by timothy on from the shadow-knows dept.

baby_head_rush writes: "The company that created pr0n cartoon Star Ballz won in court. George Lucas and company lost their first bid to stop its sale. A judge with some common sense. There is 'little likelihood of confusion' between Star Wars and Star Ballz." Not for young eyes.

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  1. Re:Things you never want to hear in a porn movie: by schwatoo · · Score: 2, Redundant

    It may not look like much, but it's got it where it counts kid.

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    I have trouble with passwords among other things.
  2. Re:Am I the only one? by (void*) · · Score: 1, Redundant
    You word your protests in phrases that have hypocritical undertones. I wonder if you actually know this.


    That said, this is what I'll call pornography with no redeeming values. Unlike Mel Brook's excellent parody and satire, what insight does this piece of hentai cast upon the Star Wars universe or ethos that Mel Brooks and David Brin have not?


    But of course, there is no accounting for tastes. Opinions like mine have gone of fashion and are unfairly branded as elitist. It's justice, I suppose, to see that the only way the defenders of this puerile piece of junk can justify themselves is to attack the moralists.


    And one final piece advise for those who would say this is "judging a book by the cover": Life is short, and 90% of anything is crap. It's pretty obvious which side of the 90% this piece of crap from. Did the judge rule correctly? Yes - speech should not be denied. That means that I am free to give you a piece of my mind on a forum like slasdot. ("If you mod me down, I shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.")

  3. Some lines from the movie by JonCats · · Score: 2, Redundant

    [ROT 0 encoded for the sensitive Slashdot reader]

    Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
    Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
    Hey, point that thing someplace else! Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
    Look at the size of that thing!

    I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.

    Hurry up, golden-rod...
    Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

    Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?

    Back door, huh? Good idea!
    Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!

    Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
    I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!

    I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?

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    ~The real Jon Katz is an imposter.