Star Ballz Trumps Lucas

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Posted by timothy on Saturday January 19, 2002 @05:11AM from the shadow-knows dept.

baby_head_rush writes: "The company that created pr0n cartoon Star Ballz won in court. George Lucas and company lost their first bid to stop its sale. A judge with some common sense. There is 'little likelihood of confusion' between Star Wars and Star Ballz." Not for young eyes.

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*closing eyes* by Dan+Crash · 2002-01-19 05:16 · Score: 5, Funny

I sense a grave disturbance in the force.

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Things you never want to hear in a porn movie: by parliboy · 2002-01-19 05:17 · Score: 5, Funny

"Luke, I am your father."

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1. Re:Things you never want to hear in a porn movie: by Dan+Crash · 2002-01-19 05:51 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?"
  
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2. Re:Things you never want to hear in a porn movie: by FigBug · 2002-01-19 06:05 · Score: 0, Funny
  
  Turn off the lights and I'll glow
  To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
  Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
3. Re:Things you never want to hear in a porn movie: by SuiteSisterMary · 2002-01-19 06:44 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  You've never seen THE LIST?
  
  "Star Wars IV: A New Hope"
  
  1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
  2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
  3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
  4. "Sorry about the mess..."
  5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
  6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
  7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
  8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
  9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
  10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"
  
  "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"
  
  1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
  2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
  3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
  4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
  5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
  6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
  7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
  8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
  9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
  10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
  
  "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"
  
  1. "Rise, my friend."
  2. "Open the back door!"
  3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
  4. "It's just a dead animal..."
  5. "Not bad for a little furball."
  6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
  7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
  8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
  9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
  10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."
  
  Top ten sexually tilted lines from the trilogy
  
  10. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"
  9. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
  8. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
  7. "I never knew I had it in me."
  6. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
  5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
  4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."
  3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
  2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
  1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
  
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What I want to know is... by Corgha · 2002-01-19 05:18 · Score: 5, Funny

did Judge Claudia Wilken have to watch both movies to determine that there was little chance of confusion?
Lucas might want to make a deal with these guys... by Tickenest · 2002-01-19 05:22 · Score: 4, Funny

because whatever it is that "Star Ballz" is gonna be, from the looks of things, it's going to be better than Episode 2!

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'bad' isn't strong enough by pinkj · 2002-01-19 05:31 · Score: 1, Funny

'I got a NAUGHTY feeling about this.'
one-sentence movie review by kitts · 2002-01-19 05:32 · Score: 5, Funny

Star Ballz: The plot, dialogue and characterization are no better than Episode 1, but at least the chicks get naked.

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George should take some ideas from Star Ballz... by Calle+Ballz · 2002-01-19 05:33 · Score: 3, Funny

...and have Natalie Portman in a sex scene so all these damn /. trolls will finally shut up!
Re:I bet... by neonstz · 2002-01-19 05:34 · Score: 2, Funny

How many hits from Slashdot will result in sales of the video just because MMG's pissing in a big studio's corn flakes?

At least one sale :)
And the disturbance is... by Accelerated+Joe · 2002-01-19 05:36 · Score: 2, Funny

I sense a grave disturbance in the force.

The disturbance you're referring to is George Lucas.

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1. Re:And the disturbance is... by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-19 05:39 · Score: 1, Funny
  
  Right. A great disturbance in the farce.
Mr. Brooks by xanadu-xtroot.com · 2002-01-19 05:44 · Score: 2, Funny

I wonder if Mel Brooks have an arguement then.

"I bet she give GREAT helmet."

You CAN here that in a pr0n flick, after all... :-)

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George Lucas' original response to Star Ballz by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-19 06:01 · Score: 2, Funny

How Wude.
Re:Am I the only one? by Quixote · 2002-01-19 06:07 · Score: 4, Funny

Am I the only one?

Probably. Next question?
Re:Am I the only one? by J'raxis · 2002-01-19 06:11 · Score: 3, Funny

Yes, its unsuitable, and its inappropriate and unthinkable and unconscionable and and wont somebody please think of the children!?!?

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Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-19 06:16 · Score: 2, Funny

Not everybody's grasp of English is extensive enough to understand what pr0n or "not for young eyes" might mean.

That's why it's in the dictionary...
pr0n
Re:This may be the stupidest movie I have ever see by Anonymous Coward · 2002-01-19 07:55 · Score: 2, Funny

I didn't think star wars was that bad.