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Slashback: Cheaters, Spammers, Chessmen
GA Tech TAs not given credit for program exposing those who don't give credit. zorba1 writes: "Chalk another one to the 'TAs get no credit' department. CNN is running an article on how on how Georgia Tech's College of Computing professors wrote a cheat-finder program that discovered 186 Intro to Computing cheaters. As a former CS TA at GaTech, some clarification points:
- The app was developed by TAs, not by professors.
- It doesn't detect 'exact duplications of computer code.' It removes variable names and examines duplication in code structure.
- The only reason it's in the news is that GaTech recently required nearly all students to take one or two introductory CS courses."
The stench whiffed 'round the world ... Kelsevinal writes "A look at this article on the Chicago Tribune website reveals that our good friend Bernie Shifman is getting a little publicity... Think what you want about the situation, but I think it's funny as hell. I bet Shifman likes it too ... think of all the human resources depts. who might see this!"
After all, not everything is Free. xueexueg writes: "I just noticed that the Free Software Foundation has finally gotten around to setting up secure servers for orders and donations. For ages you actually had to print out and mail an order form to them, but now, at last, you can give them money for goods or charity, in your proverbial underwear."
And let's face it, there aren't that many places in the world where you can order T-shirts adorned with a levitating gnu.
Does this remind you of Gorman Seedling's electric collars? koganuts writes: "Updating a story posted by Slashdot on January 9th, according to The Los Angeles Times, "Gov. Gray Davis' proposal to let state and local police obtain roving wiretaps on suspected criminals was dropped from the legislation containing it Tuesday after the legislative counsel's office concluded that it was illegal." There were also provisions in the proposed bill which extended wiretapping to e-mail and the Internet. One thing I never knew was that "...wiretaps cost an average of $56,767.""
Have you learned your lesson? Eblis writes: "The Learning Machine Challenged hosted by AI has finally ground to a halt, with results available at lmw.a-i.com. Congratulations to the winners and to AI for hosting such a successful contest!"
Aw crud! I thought you mean't CounterStrike... :(
Look out the window?
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I am a programmer. I am paid to produce syntax not grammar. Deal with it.
Well, I'm glad they finally take that online (though I'd like to hear how) 'cause the Postal Service was really getting peeved at me for trying to send all that underwear through snail mail.
Slashback brings you more words tonight on catching CS cheaters
Damn! I thought I was finally going to be able to start playing Counterstrike again without all the freakin cheating! Turns out it's just some school thingie... Sigh.
"as plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee" - Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. (One man's humorous is another mans flamebait)
When you do this, make sure of one thing - ensure that you make it absolutely clear that you are forwarding an email you received. You don't want them coming to sue you for spamming and copying DVDs when you're trying to report someone.
I can't say that I don't give a fuck. I've just run out of fuck to give.
Honestly, everyone should pay attention! About 60% of the posts so far have been this lame CS shit. I'm getting really tired of the idiots in EVERY STORY who get modded up to (+5, Funny) by saying "Did anyone else misread the title 'New Winamp Version' and think it said 'Goatse Man Elected President'?" The gag's worn out, kids.
Is Bernard Shifman a "moron spammer?"
91.6% -- Yes. Hundreds of complaints can't be wrong. (456 responses)
8.4% -- No. Give the guy a break. He's looking for a job. (42 responses)
498 total responses
How dare you repeat such lies?!? This is slander! this is libel! I'll sue you! I'll sue the Chicago Tribune! I'll sue all 456 respondants who answered 'yes'! I will also be suing Al Gore and Bill Gates for inventing the internet, and the moderators and editors on slashdot for violating my 1st ammendment rights! Please give me your address and phone number, as well as those of all of your co-conspirators mentioned above, so my lawyers can sue all of you.
Litigiously yours,
Bernie S.
Right now, 92% of people say he's a moron. The other 8% of people who voted are morons.
OH, I thought he meant Counter-Strike cheaters...I eagerly clicked and read the post before I realized what was meant.
I amazes me at the amount of coding that's done just to cheat at that game. It's not even worth playing anymore.
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"liberty and justice for all those who can afford it"
A professor at my university once helped a student in the tutor lab with part of his c-string project for the freshman cs class. The professor later told the class that he saw that same bit of code that he wrote in over 20 of the turned in assignments.
:P
Someone must have alot of guts (or a small mind) to be handing around code that was already handled by the professor.
For one of the classes I TAed at GT, we were too lazy at the time to get the cheatfinder working
under our conditions... We told the students
we were using cheatfinder, but we never did.
We still caught many [lazy/stupid] cheaters.
There was one time they had to write some
sockets code and turn in their interactions
with our test server.
Bob turned in "Congratulations, gt1234a [Bob's uid] has correctly communicated with the server. You get a 100!"
Sam turned in "Congratulations, gt1234a [still Bob's uid] has correctly communicated with the server. You get a 100!"
[names changed to protect the moronic]
P.S. Zorba... wassup! long time no see!
Or better yet, you can work for them. . .
Internet Piracy Coordinator
Full-time Internet Piracy Coordinator needed immediately for the Motion
Picture Association's Worldwide Internet Enforcement department in
Encino, California.
Responsibilities include:
* Intensive Internet use, research and online piracy site evaluation.
* Technical and developmental oversight of automated search engine.
* Worldwide coordination of regional online piracy investigations.
Qualifications required are:
* A solid understanding of Internet and computer functions, including
LINUX, UNIX, NSLOOKUP, HOST, WHOIS, IRC, FTP, WWW, P2P and NNTP.
* Ability to disseminate and decipher traceroutes and have a basic
knowledge of DNS.
* Ability to coordinate multiple projects.
* Ability to communicate professionally with 3rd party vendors.
* Ability to explain and convert technical jargon to daily vernacular.
* Intermediate knowledge of Excel and Access.
* Ability to solve practical problems with common sense.
* Ability to handle confidential information.
* Excellent communication and organizational skills.
* College degree and high school diploma.
* Coordinating/Assistant managerial experience preferred, but not
necessary.
Applications must include cover letter describing LINUX, UNIX, NSLOOKUP,
HOST, WHOIS, IRC, FTP, WWW, P2P, and NNTP experience. Resumes without
cover letter will not be considered.
Same thing back when I was doing Comp Sci at the Australian National University back in '91. It was our lecturer's pet project and he once spent half a lecture drawing tree diagrams of who had copied from who and how is program had detected it.
I have to admin, the "light test"[1] worked for most of our CS1501 pseudocode submissions (that is, before we went to Scheme).
[1] 1. Place papers of suspected cheaters on top of each other.
2. Hold up to light.
3. Observe how everything overlaps *perfectly*, down to the whitespace, var names, etc.
PS: Hey Yngve! Not much - email me!