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California's "Wireless-Free" Zone

pangur writes: "In Wired, there's the story about how Arthur Firstenberg changed Mendocino, CA into a 'wireless-free zone' as a safehaven for those deemed 'electrically sensitive'. His critics claim that he is driving away any chance of a significant economy."

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  1. Microwaving the Planet by rde · · Score: 5, Funny

    That book of his sounds interesting. Is there an electronic version available?

  2. Oh no! Certain doom! by edremy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Has anyone told these folks that they are constantly bathed in microwave radiation from the Big Bang?

    They should move to another universe, provided they aren't already living in one...

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  3. 5 years from now: Studies prove that.. by bugg · · Score: 4, Funny
    Studies show that hypochrondia is being diagnosed in Mendocino, CA at a rate ten times the national average. Reduced levels of electromagnetic exposure is the prime suspect.

    Mendocino had been attracting thousands of people due to their reduced levels of EMF exposure. It now seems that these people may have been actually endangering their mental health.

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  4. Electrically Sensitive? by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I must be electrically sensitive too, because every time I put a fork on the wall socket I also get a "Burning pain" and "Electric shocks".

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  5. Mendocino has a thriving "offline" economy by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Funny
    it's called marijuana. When you're high all the time, who needs wireless acceess?

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  6. The only thing this guy is missing ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... is the aluminum-foil-covered hat to keep out the CIA mind control rays. There has never been a single piece of hard evidence for low-intensity radio waves causing the symptoms he and others describe. Considering how long radio-based devices have been in common use (just over a century) it's very hard to believe that this is real.

    In fact, it sounds to me like classic mass hysteria, which (unfortunately) is a well-documented medical phenomenon. If this guy and his buddies are looking for a place to live that will satisfy their needs, may I suggest Salem, Mass.?

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    1. Re:The only thing this guy is missing ... by scoove · · Score: 4, Funny

      No kidding... we've got a weather spotter affectionally known as Tornado Tim in our parts (we're about as far away from an ocean as you can get) who mounted one of those boat radar systems on the top of his beat up Nissan pickup.

      Even the hams who play with RF all the time walk in a big circle to avoid his truck...

      *scoove*

  7. did you read this crap? My MOUSE BURNS!!!!! by ruebarb · · Score: 4, Funny

    ""This overexposure to pulsed microwaves has been a personal tragedy for me," Wagner said in an e-mail interview. "I'm left hypersensitive -- even my mouse burns my hand when I use my computer now."

    Isn't a mouse a MECHANICAL DEVICE - virtually 99 percent electronics free...there may be a diode or two in there..but it can't be generating an electronic signal - it's probably only getting the barest of electricity from the PS2 port to power the thing. (unless you're using one of those new Infrared mice) -

    If it's burning your hand, then that means it's probably IN YOUR FRIGGEN HEAD!!!!

    Sounds like someone's setting themselves up for another juicy lawsuit. Glad I don't live in California right now or I'd be paying for it.

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  8. 9 out of 10 reviewers said the book was by TheViffer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "shocking and electrifying"

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  9. Faraday cage? by elsegundo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why doesn't this guy build himself a Faraday cage, and leave everybody else alone?

    Nope, don't like it. Too simple. Too clear cut...

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  10. Oh, I love it! by SecurityGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    The guy's electrically sensitive, and yet he carries around sensors to tell him when he's in fields he's sensitive to. :) Funny, I'm thermally sensitive (anything over a couple hundred degrees causes intense burning pains), but I don't carry around a thermometer to tell me when I've stepped in the campfire.

  11. No, no, no! by joshamania · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not the CIA! Major League Baseball with their roving constellations of satellites...

  12. I think i'm electrically sensitive. by zerofoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was wiring a 3 phase 220 outlet and I got hit with 220. It thew me clear across the room. I guess this would qualify me as "electrically sensitive".

    -ted

    1. Re:I think i'm electrically sensitive. by zulux · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was wiring a 3 phase 220 outlet and I got hit with 220.

      Jesus - be carefull with this stuff!

      I'm a smart geek - so I figgured that I could wire 220 -- 'just like 110, just with higher voltage.' Woops. Please if any of you fellow geeks get the idea that wiring 220 is just like 110, only stronger - PLEASE CURL UP ONE LATE EVENING WITH A GOOD ELECTRICIAN'S BOOK AND READ IT. I think my genetals are ok now, and the twitching has mostly gone down when I take the pills, but please, don't make Sally Stuthers sad.

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  13. Sensitivity by Rupert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sensitivity of the emotional kind is called for here.

    The tin-foil hat brigade need places to live, too.

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  14. Mendocino Death Ray Band Plan by scoove · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe I missed this on the county's website - I believe it explains everything:

    Official Mendocino RF Band Plan
    The following band plan has been established to assist Mendocino residents in identifying their illness and subsequently locating the offending service provider. Should you require public assistance in notifying a provider to terminate service and initiate financial repairations for the harm caused, please contact our office at (707) 463-4480, or visit our website.

    BANDPLAN (Revised January 4, 2002)

    BAND: VLF

    3-10 Hz - heart disease, cancer, diabetes, strange voices, ghosts, UFOs and other unexplained apparations (see this site for scientific proof and to learn about a special device that will protect your home from these evil VLF rays)

    60 Hz - cancer, heart disease, mental illness, colds, flu, hairloss, rashes, psychotic episodes, ebola, gulf war syndrome

    BAND: HF

    26.965-27.405 MHz - Obesity, intestinal gas, intellectual stunting, unexplained cravings for tractor pulls, women with tatoos and very cheap beer

    BAND: VHF/UHF

    400-470 MHz - Uncontrollable sexual urges, strange thoughts, dishonesty, attraction to interns, voices, balding, interest in congressional office

    800-950 MHz - AIDS, Herpes and other SIDs

    BAND: SHF AND ABOVE

    2400-2472 MHz - Cancer, blisters, warts, headaches, nausea

    5300-5850 MHz - Blindness, body odor, night sweats, rashes

  15. bad ions by Barbarian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stories like this remind me of when my mother's friend's son got a cable modem in his room a few years ago, and suddenly was unable to get up at any reasonable time in the morning to go to school. Since they thought I was a computer expert, I was quizzed if the cable modem could be emitting "bad ions" that were damaging his health. I didn't have the heart to say that it wasn't bad ions, just staying up late downloading porn and playing Quake that was the problem.

  16. Onion article describes cure for RF sensitivity by Yet+Another+Smith · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Onion describes new technology that is bound to cure electrical sensitivity. Approved for your use by men in very white coats.

    Why am I tempted to move to Mendocino and start a HAM radio hobby?

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