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How Many Keys Have You Pressed?

teardrop.ca writes "A new project created by Jason Hooper involves the counting and displaying of statistical information regarding the number of keys you have pressed since sign-up to this project. A change from the distributed problem solving projects that have been around for awhile. " Finally a truly frivelous use of distributed computing! It's a bit thin, looks like it could be easily gamed, but damn it'd be funny if the whole world did this (never mind the security and privacy issues). I'm curious how many more times some keys are pressed then others (perhaps this would explain why my spacebars always seem to break on my laptops :/)

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  1. The most pressed Slashdot keys... by ekrout · · Score: 5, Funny

    The most pressed Slashdot keys...

    F-I-R-S-T P-O-S-T

    Ironic considering this might be the first post.

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  2. Ahh, Technology at work... by funkhauser · · Score: 4, Funny

    I knew a long time ago that distributed computing would truly make a difference in humanity's quest for knowledge. But I would never have imagined that we would be able to count and analyze keystroke data from users around the world. It is truly a great day for science! :p

    Blatant sarcasm aside, this is moderately interesting. Any chances we'll see a linux client?

  3. Oh good another way to monitor performance... by DrNibbler · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see it now. Instead of KLOCs we will have MOKP (millions of keys pressed). My boss would love it!

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  4. Letter counting by thesupermikey · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have spent most of my life keeping track of the keys i have pressed! a= 3 I= 3 h= 2 v= 2 e= 9 s= 6 p= 4 oy, this was a lot hard then i thought, im going to take a nap

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  5. *WHICH* keys do you hit the most... by weave · · Score: 5, Funny
    If the question was, "Which keys get hit by me the most?" that would be easy...

    I bet it's 1, 2, 3, and 4 this past year since all I seem to do is play D2, drink potions, and die anyway....

    No offense teardrop.ca, but ah duh, did you expect any intelligent responses on this story?!

  6. Quick someone.... by jarodss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Generate a script that writes "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog", it uses every letter in the english alphabet, over and over just to throw off their stats.

    On a side note the keys at the support center here would be EU does not RTFM.

  7. Re:Self-optimizing keyboard by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eventually, he would need only one key.

    Would it be labeled "Any"?

    Anyway, I hope you are trying to be funny, because I can't think of a less efficient way to type than having the keys move around on you.

    -Peter

  8. Re:RSI by zulux · · Score: 5, Funny

    something which popped up every 1000 key strokes (or whatever) reminding you to give you wrists a rest.

    Howabout, Something wich popped up every 100 .jpg files viewed, reminding you to give your wrists a rest. Wink Wink. You know what I mean.

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  9. Re:Self-optimizing keyboard by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eventually, he would need only one key.

    Congratulations, you just invented the telegraph.