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Transparent Concrete

Posted by michael on from the mandated-by-anti-terrorism-act-of-2004 dept.

rakerman writes: "The Economist reports in How to see through walls that development is underway on translucent concrete, with hopes of eventually developing transparent concrete. Can transparent aluminium be far behind?"

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  1. But what about the birds? by Eharley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Won't translucent structures lead to an increase rate of smack death amongst bird populations?

    1. Re:But what about the birds? by IainHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      I used to walk over a bridge with large glass windows, where there was a silhouette of a bird of prey. On the back was a caption that read "this cut-out is here to scare off small birds, which used to fly into the bridge and *subsequently* kill themselves". I often wondered why, having survived hitting the bridge, they would want to commit suicide. So perhaps they'll do the same on transparent concrete?

    2. Re:But what about the birds? by HarryTuttle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I often wondered why, having survived hitting the bridge, they would want to commit suicide.

      Embarrassment

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  2. How to see through walls by Hal-9001 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're called windows, and they're usually made of a neat transparent material called glass... ;-)

    Seriously, though, any slurry-based material like concrete is most likely to be opaque because microscopic structures tend to scatter light. You only need to pour a glass of milk to see this in action.

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    1. Re:How to see through walls by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Windows is a trademark of Microsoft Corporation.

      Please use the term "transparent exterior access devices".

  3. A good weapon against terrorism... by heretic108 · · Score: 4, Funny

    would be to legislate that all new residential and commercial dwellings be built from transparent concrete.
    Anyone refusing to demolish their existing house would be added to a database of 'potential conspirators'.
    This would be quite consistent with recent 'anti-terrorist' surveillance legislation.
    Also, the boom in building would boost the flagging economy.
    Imagine whole neighbourhoods of people living in complete exposure, proving they're real honest patriotic Americans.

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  4. I'm going to regret this... by iangoldby · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wouldn't want to live in a transparent house. Think of the lack of privacy. People'd be able to see when I was in the bedroom, when I was in the bathroom... They'd be able to see all my movements.

  5. Glass Houses by Perdo · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you lived in a transparent concrete house would you still have to refrain from stone throwing?

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  6. Remember the "clear craze" several years ago? by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    First we had clear Pespi.
    Then we had clear deodorant.
    Saturday Night introduced us to clear gravvy.

    Like clear concrete was that far behind?

  7. I know how this one started... by Andy_R · · Score: 4, Funny

    Architect "...are the stairs, and this is where the wi..."
    Programmer "NO! NO! I will not have windows installed!"

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  8. Re:Transparent aluminum by cowbutt · · Score: 5, Funny
    I doubt even if it could be produced, people would find it of much use.

    I dunno. I find it invaluable for transporting live whales in my time-travelling starship, complete with enough water to for them to move around in.

    I could use steel or something, but, darn, I like to press my nose up to their enclosure during the journey.

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  9. Edible Concrete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Edible concrete has been with us for years:

    coarse aggregate - dried fruit
    fine aggregate - flour
    binding agent - eggs.

    It proved so popular, it's got its own name - cake!

    Let's face it, Marie Antoinette would've looked a bit of a dork saying "let them eat edible concrete."

  10. Re:Transparent aluminum by Prowl · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you calling Star Trek IV a thin film?

    I thought it was quite profound. Save the whales and all that...

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  11. Re:But if someone DOES get encased in it... by Drakin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why do I get this image in my head now... upon the first body found in trnsparent concreat...

    Guy - Hey, what's that in there... a body?
    Modbster type - No see... it's a work of art, to give the place a more... casual appearanc .

  12. Re:Light Pollution by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Buildings glowing from within? This is terrible for astronomers... the added light pollution would further ruin the viewing conditions for many great observatories.

    Maybe that wouldn't be so bad. I say, the sooner we got astronomers off the surface and up to the far side of the moon, where they belong, the better.