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Transparent Concrete
rakerman writes: "The Economist reports in How to see through walls that development is underway on translucent concrete, with hopes of eventually developing transparent concrete. Can transparent aluminium be far behind?"
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From the article - "That is not as crazy as it sounds. Technically, concrete is simply a mixture of three ingredients: big lumps of material called the coarse aggregate (such as gravel), smaller lumps called the fine aggregate (such as sand) and a binding agent, or cement, to glue it all together into a solid. So translucent concrete, in theory, should be fairly easy to make using bits of plastic or glass of various sizes, with some kind of transparent glue to act as a binding agent."
So basically he wants to make concrete using glass and plastic. What the hell does making see through aluminum have to do with anything? Do slashdot editors read the articles before posting them?
Why was this posted now? The article is three month old (20th september). No wonder somebody else wrote that this is old news. It is.
Are you really that gay or are you just playing for the Slashdot crowd?
Ah, so that's the "silver bullet" F.P. Brooks Jr. was talking about!
Linux Buttsex HOW-TO
by Alan Cocks
Introduction
This HOW-TO explains how to perform Buttsex in the Linux
Operating System w/Enterprise Resources (LOSER). This HOW-TO assumes
basic knowledge of general Linux operation.
Preparation
Most basically, all Linux Buttsex requires
is a machine running the Linux Operating System, a penis (also
referred to as a "cock" or "dick"), and a willing friend. However,
you benefit greatly, especially when starting out, if you posess standard Buttsex tools.
Standard Buttsex Tools
Lubricant - Slippery stuff you smear on your johnson
and your friend's manpussy, to ease the transition into Buttsex
mode. Vaseline will do in a pinch, but water-based lubricants such
as KY Jelly and Astroglide are preferable.
Contraception - Protective barrier between your schlong and the
inside of your friend's love canal. Breeders use them to prevent
pregnancy, but we queer nancies usually use them to protect
ourselves from the deadly AIDS virus. While some enterprising
faggots have made do with plastic wrap or masking tape, there is
no substitute for a latex condom. Most all condoms will do, as
long as they aren't the "extra-thin" type. Some condoms are
labelled as beiong superior for Buttsex, but are not
necessary.
Step One -- Prepare the Anus
This step is especially
important if your friend has never taken a willie in the ass before.
Prepare his anus for the width and girth of your manhood with the
"finger" command. It is used like so:
% finger [insert your friend's name here]
Begin with your index or middle finger, and then both middle AND
index fingers, at the same time. Ten to fifteen minutes should do.
If you wish, you may felate him or suck his balls, while you're
fingering him.
Step Two -- Entry
Here the fun starts. Have your
friend lay prone on the bed, or even better, get down "on all
fours". Optionally, place a couple pillows beneath him to make him
more comfortable. Now position yourself behind him, and spread his asscheeks. Apply lubricant, generously, to both your sexrod, and his
pit of pleasure. It is advisable to stick your fingers partially
inside in his anus, to make sure that the entire edge of the entry
is covered.
Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful
entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your
penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his
cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make
you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".
When your sexstick is sufficiently engorged with blood, it is
time to being entry. Place the head of your cock firmly against his
brown anal starfish. Begin applying firm pressure forwards,
optionally using your hand to guide your dick on a true course into
sodomy. Your friend is most likely moaning in agony or yelping, and
you may either ignore this, or in a snide tone, say "You like that,
bitch?".
When your penis is in, move on to the next step.
Step Three -- Hardcore Assramming
This is fairly
simple. Move your dick around in his ass, towards and then back, at
varying speeds. If for some reason your dick pops out, put in back
in, undaunted. Continue pumping and thrusting until you feel you are
ready to move on to Step Four.
Step Four -- Orgasm
When ready to blow your load, use
this command:
% stdout > ass
This redirects your standard output stream into your friend's
pink tunnel of shit. Enter the command, then with one final thrust,
placing the entire length of your cock inside his body. Your penis
will then eject about a quart of sticky white semen, accompanied by
tremendous pleasure.
Step Five -- Cleanup
If you wore a condom, cleanup is simple. Remove the condom and
toss it out your window. Then sop up any other jizz, anal juice,
shit, or lubricant with Brawny(R) brand paper towels.
If you did not wear a condom, your friend will have a steady drip
of cum out of his ass for the next few hours. Tell him to "buck up"
and stuff some toilet paper in his underwear.
Afterward
Congratulations! You are now a l337 LUN1X 4$$r4mm3r, just like
Linux Toreballs and his gay minions! Celebrate by masturbating to
the sensual gay erotica found at http://www.goatse.cx/ .
Troubleshooting
My penis isn't long enough to get past the buttcheeks!
Only Jon Katz has this problem. Jon, I've told you to just get
the damned surgery.
I have a really small penis, but it's still difficult to get
in in the ass!
Only Jon Katz has this problem, because he
fucks little boys. Jon, get the damned surgery, and find a lover
over the age of 12.
Do you know where I can find kiddie pr0n?
Please go
away, Katz.
You are not buttfucked. You can ask to be buttfucked by michael now using the convenient form below, or Create a Bumfuck Account for regular assreaming by /. janitors. Without proper registration you're just another Anonymous Fuck.
I just wish they'll be able to achieve this great feat of engineering: Transparent female bathrooms.
Go, scientist, go.
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