Still More Evidence for Evolution

Uche writes: "Biologists at the University of California, San Diego have uncovered the first genetic evidence that explains how large-scale alterations to body plans were accomplished during the early evolution of animals."

Comments

Re:Evolution WILL happen

[Anonymous Coward]

As long as the "politically correct" among us succeed in "saving the least of us," we are damned to devolution as the gene pool muddies.

Re:Objects Lodged in Rectums

[Anonymous Coward]

The girl with the vibrator stuck in her vagina must have had a hell of a sexual experience. How long would the batteries last? Imagine her having no choice but to go to a very important meeting with the vibrator still shaking inside her.

evolutionists have been hoodwinked

[RussP]

To all you idiots out there who have been hoodwinked by the "fact" of evolution, please pull your heads out of your ass and read:

Michael Denton
James Perloff
Michael Behe

Then read Richard Dawkins and tell me with a straight face that he is not a over-educated moron.

Re:Evolution WILL happen

[Anonymous Coward]

I thought survival of the fittest was the point of evolution. So to be good evolutionists, does that mean we should be wiping out all species competing for our space?

LINUX BUTTSEX HOW-TO BY ANAL COCKS

[Anonymous Coward]

Linux Buttsex HOW-TO

by Anal Cocks

Introduction

This HOW-TO explains how to perform Buttsex in the Linux Operating System w/Enterprise Resources (LOSER). This HOW-TO assumes basic knowledge of general Linux operation.

Preparation
Most basically, all Linux Buttsex requires is a machine running the Linux Operating System, a penis (also referred to as a "cock" or "dick"), and a willing friend. However, you benefit greatly, especially when starting out, if you posess standard Buttsex tools.

Standard Buttsex Tools
Lubricant - Slippery stuff you smear on your johnson and your friend's manpussy, to ease the transition into Buttsex mode. Vaseline will do in a pinch, but water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly and Astroglide are preferable.

Contraception - Protective barrier between your schlong and the inside of your friend's love canal. Breeders use them to prevent pregnancy, but we queer nancies usually use them to protect ourselves from the deadly AIDS virus. While some enterprising faggots have made do with plastic wrap or masking tape, there is no substitute for a latex condom. Most all condoms will do, as long as they aren't the "extra-thin" type. Some condoms are labelled as beiong superior for Buttsex, but are not necessary.

Step One -- Prepare the Anus
This step is especially important if your friend has never taken a willie in the ass before. Prepare his anus for the width and girth of your manhood with the "finger" command. It is used like so:

% finger [insert your friend's name here]

Begin with your index or middle finger, and then both middle AND index fingers, at the same time. Ten to fifteen minutes should do. If you wish, you may felate him or suck his balls, while you're fingering him.

Step Two -- Entry
Here the fun starts. Have your friend lay prone on the bed, or even better, get down "on all fours". Optionally, place a couple pillows beneath him to make him more comfortable. Now position yourself behind him, and spread his asscheeks. Apply lubricant, generously, to both your sexrod, and his pit of pleasure. It is advisable to stick your fingers partially inside in his anus, to make sure that the entire edge of the entry is covered.

Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".

When your sexstick is sufficiently engorged with blood, it is time to being entry. Place the head of your cock firmly against his brown anal starfish. Begin applying firm pressure forwards, optionally using your hand to guide your dick on a true course into sodomy. Your friend is most likely moaning in agony or yelping, and you may either ignore this, or in a snide tone, say "You like that, bitch?".

When your penis is in, move on to the next step.

Step Three -- Hardcore Assramming
This is fairly simple. Move your dick around in his ass, towards and then back, at varying speeds. If for some reason your dick pops out, put in back in, undaunted. Continue pumping and thrusting until you feel you are ready to move on to Step Four.

Step Four -- Orgasm
When ready to blow your load, use this command: % stdout > ass

This redirects your standard output stream into your friend's pink tunnel of shit. Enter the command, then with one final thrust, placing the entire length of your cock inside his body. Your penis will then eject about a quart of sticky white semen, accompanied by tremendous pleasure.

Step Five -- Cleanup

If you wore a condom, cleanup is simple. Remove the condom and toss it out your window. Then sop up any other jizz, anal juice, shit, or lubricant with Brawny(R) brand paper towels.

If you did not wear a condom, your friend will have a steady drip of cum out of his ass for the next few hours. Tell him to "buck up" and stuff some toilet paper in his underwear.

<B>Afterward

Congratulations! You are now a l337 LUN1X 4$$r4mm3r, just like Linux Toreballs and his gay minions! Celebrate by masturbating to the sensual gay erotica found at http://www.goatse.cx/ .

Troubleshooting

My penis isn't long enough to get past the buttcheeks!
Only Jon Katz has this problem. Jon, I've told you to just get the damned surgery.

I have a really small penis, but it's still difficult to get it in the ass!
Only Jon Katz has this problem, because he fucks little boys. Jon, get the damned surgery, and find a lover over the age of 12.

Do you know where I can find kiddie pr0n?
Please go away, Katz.

Re:Creation vs. Evolution debate at my university

[Cuthalion]

Yes, maybe god's a filthy liar and a shithead, too. Actually, that really goes a long way to addressing many theological dilemas.

Some questions... (revised)

[eventhorizon5]

Here's a revised comment that I posted in a past article dealing with evolution:

Some problems with the theory of evolution:

1. There is no true physical evidence. All the physical evidence points to things unrelated to evolution itself. See below for the points on this.
2. It doesn't explain the origin of dimensions (1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc). It also doesn't explain the origin of time. Time is a linear single-dimensional direction. People are always at only a single point on the entire time scale, and cannot see beyond that. How could evolution have created time if time would have been needed in the evolutionary process?
3. The Big Bang theory doesn't explain the origin of the large mass of exploding matter
4. None of the measurement methods are anywhere near accurate, for example, carbon dating
5. Why would creatures evolve to sexually reproduce instead of just developing an ability to copy themselves?
6. If the big bang sent matter flying in all directions, then the formation of planets and solar systems would not work because of the inability for the matter to slow down in space and generate orbital patterns. If other bodies became attracted by gravity to other bodies, then a thrust force would be needed to create an orbit; instead they would collide. Gravity alone would not solve this problem, since for an orbit to be created a downward gravitational pull is needed PLUS a tangental velocity across the surface so that the object ends up in an eternal fall.
7. Since the moon is slowly moving away from the Earth (look in the news, online stuff, etc. There's plenty of proof), then 3 billion years ago the moon would have been inside the earth.
8. How did the sun start a massive fusion reaction all by itself and why didn't the other planets start their own also? What made the sun a 'sun' and what made a planet a 'planet'?
9. According to biographies of Charles Darwin, he was originally a Christian, who became too analytical and fell away from his faith, thus creating his own 'creationist' theory. But, before he died, he declared his theory as false and went back to his original Christian faith.
10. If humans evolved from monkeys, then why do monkeys still exist? It can't be because the monkeys diverged; since then the species of monkey that is alive today would have had to reverse its evolutionary development in order to become what it was then, now.
11. Why haven't scientists been able to pinpoint where the human subconscious is located in the brain? They have never found where all the long-term information is stored, and they've already mapped out every part of the brain. The person's brain doesn't grow when they become smarter; size is not part of it. (the reason is that it's not in the brain, it's in the spirit, which is a 4-dimensional object. How much information can be stored in a 4-dimensional object? infinite amounts.)
12. Something cannot be created out of nothing in the third dimension because of the limitation of time. A supreme being (God), since he would have created the dimensional structure and time itself, would not be restricted to the tight boundaries of time (time is the 4th dimension), and would thus have no beginning or end (people cannot imagine being beyond the restrictions of time, so they cannot really understand the meaning of the word infinate.
13. Where did the explosive compounds come from that made the large amount of matter from the big bang explode? What ignited them?
14. Anybody knows that when you burn paper that you end up with carbon soot. Explosions cannot create things; they destroy things.
15. Why are there many languages? If people evolved, wouldn't they all communicate the same? Why would they want segregation? Would you want to abandon English and go make up your own language?
16. What's the purpose of life if people just die and then that's it? Also, sex is for reproduction, and what's the point of reproduction if the produced living beings have no point of existence?
17. Life itself is not a physical object; if people evolved they would be able to create life with their bare hands. Define life. What is it? What makes it possible? Shoving cells together and starting chemical reactions does not create life; if it did then we would have our own created beings in labs.
18. Who or what created mathematics? How about the simple ability of calculation and relational mathematical structures? People 'discover' mathematical principles, but who originally developed them? It's like writing computer apps in the C++ language. The language had an origin, and people learn about it. What if there was no original creator of the language, and it just suddenly got 'discovered'?
19. Who or what created the laws of physics?

Some easy facts:
The world is approximately 7000 years old
Dinosaurs never existed; the fossils found are from animals that died from the flood.
People have found that the soil layers show a sudden massive death of beings. I don't have time to show the proof for everything about the flood, but if you look for it, it's there.

Evolution. The ignorant's excuse for everything.

Visit a site I found, http://www.geocities.com/evononsense/creation_argu ments.htm for more reasons

I am a born again Christian who has seen and read proof that God created the world and all the people in it. Not just from the Bible, but even in modern science such as physics. The truth and facts are all layed out plain as day, but since the majority of the world, including the US is not Christian, that makes most people ignorant fools. To declare yourself Christian, you must have a personal relationship with Christ and have accepted him. A reply asked what's the name of my 'god', and my answer is that he is the I Am.

I hate Microsoft, I hate government corruption, I hate evolution.

Ignorance is bliss.