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What happens When You Cook Your Palm Pilot

Hal-kun writes "What happens when you put a Palm Pilot in the oven to dry with the warmth of the pilot light, only to have someone cook a Pizza while you were out? Take a look. Stick a fork in it, I think it's done."

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  1. Over clocking by bluestar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't it just run faster?

    Oh, he over cooked it...

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  2. Gah... by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The nerve of this person, cooking a Palm in an oven!

    Everyone knows you're supposed to barbecue them!

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  3. Okay... by cdrj · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would be news if the device actually still ran after melting. "The indestructable Palm Pilots..."

  4. A whole new meaning... by abh · · Score: 5, Funny

    To the term "HotSync" :)

  5. One thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope the pizza didn't get ruined.

  6. On that same note... by fm6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear that microwave ovens are really great for drying off your poodle after a shampoo!

  7. Ooops, overdone... by supernova87a · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess he didn't purchase the Palm eMeatThermometer2.0(TM) attachment. That, plus the optional wireless add-on pack, should have alerted his pager to pull it out of there in time...

    Sounds like a PalmPilot in the hand is better than two in the oven...

  8. Obligatory X-Men Quote! by Dimwit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Storm: What happens when you cook a Palm Pilot?

    Storm: The same thing that happens to everything else.

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    ...but it's being eaten...by some...Linux or something...
  9. Can I get fries with that? by Marillion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soon to be a #11 at a fast food restaurant neat you!

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  10. Tastes like... by cruiserman · · Score: 4, Funny

    chicken of course, well at least my mother-in-laws chicken.

  11. Sounds like... by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 3, Funny

    we've got a new addition for the geek cookbook!

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  12. Is it just me... by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or has anyone else noticed that the most sure-fire way to get an article on Slashdot is to wreck complex electronics?

    Pouring concrete in a PC case, cooking your Palm Pilot, what's next? Xbox tossing? eBook flushing? Blasting a new iMac with a high-powered laser? Okay, that last one would be cool.

  13. One sign you're a geek... by Navius+Eurisko · · Score: 3, Funny

    if you are putting Palm pilots on pizzas as toppings. :)

  14. Mother's always right by rant-mode-on · · Score: 2, Funny

    My mother always said that bad things would come from Palm abuse...

  15. Re:Cooked Palm Taste? by starduste · · Score: 3, Funny

    Being stupid enough to leave a Palm Pilot unattended in the oven, I hope everyone in that household had second helpings of the pizza - thus choking on the toxic waste, dying, an earning first place in the Darwin Awards. Evolution - ain't it grand?

  16. Did he come home to find... by sunhou · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a slice of pizza in his Palm charging/sync cradle, and his roommate hoping he wouldn't notice anything wrong?

  17. And they all come out by Uberminky · · Score: 2, Funny
    It never ceases to amaze me how many utterly stupid jokes a bunch of geeks can come up with when given a good seed. This has got to be some kind of record. The number of "Funny" ratings is staggering (and yet the number of genuinely funny posts is nearly nonexistant). Someone needs to study this phenomenon.

    To get back on-topic.. (because we can't STAND to read a post that's not on the topic of burnt PDAs in a burnt PDA article.. that would be a waste of TIME!) Yeah, I think burnt PDAs are really cool. Hey, I could.. make a.. ummmm.. burnt PDA.. sandwich. Hahahahaha. Imagine a beowulf cluster of those. roflol.

    Oi..... Son of the bloody monkey.

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  18. In unrelated news by quantaman · · Score: 3, Funny

    AMD has announced that they are working on a new line of chips designed to work in Palm pilots and other small personal devices. When asked of their progress an AMD spokesman commented "The initial tests look encouraging although we're still having some problems with the heat dispersement. We've submitted some of the results of the experiment to a "research" group in hopes that they will have some useful insight."

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  19. Ebay by ruvreve · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ebay, need I say more. Actually ya I do....people will buy anything!