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Inside Intel
z71offroad writes: "There is a really interesting article at Anandtech right now showing what goes on inside Intel Labs. Although it doesnt break any NDAs, it is still a facinating look at what goes on inside the chip giant's labs."
but I don't think it is.
Take a look inside Intel.
My choice for a career would be Pharmacist. I would like to have the
job of Pharmacist because a Pharmacist is not only a provider of
services to the Community, he is also a beloved Member. If I were a
Pharmacist, I would fill people's prescriptions, also plus I would
check to see if there would be any medicines they shouldn't take
because of cross-reactions.
If I had the job of Pharmacist, I would make the effort to get to know
all of my customers and learn details about their personal lives so we
could make small talk, not counting the ones that only come in once or
twice of course! Also plus too, I could develop little running jokes
with some of them and build on them every time they came in. Like say
for instance there was a guy who was a little overweight, but was a
good sport about it, I would call him "Slim," and every time I saw
him, I would say, "Hey Slim, we need to put some meat on your bones!
For Pete's sake, eat something!" And he would say, "DAVIDHERO, you
old so-and-so, who has time to eat? Gimme a refill of that Slow-K,
also one of the Procardin. How's business?" Then I would say, "Fine,
did you ever get that driveway patched?" And we'd probably go back
and forth like that for a little while. Then when there wasn't
anthing else really to say, he would pay me using Cash or Credit Card,
or another approved method of payment.
DID YOU KNOW: A pharmacist is a man or woman who prepares, stores,
compounds, and dispenses medicine! To be a Pharmacist I would have to
attend College.
In conclusion, my choice for a career is Pharmacist.
Respectfully submitted by,
David Hero
I was really looking forward to getting into your mom's pants, but unfortunately that bitches herpes flared up again. COuld you please make her go to the doctor to get some medication. All im looking to do is perform some cunnilingus. Really ill be doing her a favor. Im sure no one has been willing to touch that bitch for a long time. Basically she's a slut that cant get any, which is rather pathetic. Even worse, I cant go in her butt. Im not sure if she cant reach, or she just doesnt like to wipe, but i havent seen a hole that brown in my entire life. I would also guess this is part of the reason for her chronic herpes flare ups. By the way did you see the Hun's joke the other day:
How is oral sex different from anal sex?
oral: itll make your whole day
anal: itll make your hole weak
HA! thats some funny shit. http://www.thehun.net they have a funny new joke every day, and if she ever cleans up maybe some pics of your mom too.
my choice of job would be a woman's bicycle seat. I would like to be a woman's bicycle seat so athletic women dressed in spandex would rub their crotches and asses all over me. And, if they go on bumpy roads, I would thrust up and down into their erogonous zones, as they pumped their legs around me.
Just thinking about it gives me a boner. uh, oh, I think I'll need a new keyboard!
Intel chips, while more commonplace in store-bought computers, still do not measure up to the performance and reliability of AMD. :)
Let's drop the act.
Intel CPUs are just as reliable as AMD, if not more. AMD CPUs rely on motherboard logic to stop overheating and subsequent fires/melting, Intel CPU's have them built in. AMD CPUs are FAR more likely to crack/shatter installing HSFs due to how the sockets are designed, too. Your reliability argument is simply nonexistant.
As for performance, there are instances where the Pentium 4 is king, there are instances where the Athlon XP is king. There's no clear performance leader.
Athlons are cheaper, but take some shortcuts. Still damn fast, still damn cheap. Lots of people love that.
Gimme Part 2, I wanna be funny!
That way I could get my drugs legally and even with a bulk discount.
That is high quality trolling, sir.