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Kathleen Fent Read This Story
Kathleen, I wanted to do this in this most potentially embarassing way
possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a
quarter of a million strangers
was as good a way as any. I love you more then I can describe within
the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many years
now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my
life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me? Update
15 minutes 30 seconds later: Subj: "Yes", message body: "Dork. You made me cry. :)"
Hazah! I'm getting married!
:)
This is the online equivilent of the idiotic frat-boy who buys a towed banner that says "Marry Me, " and has it flown over a college football game for 50,000 people to see.
Romance is dead.
Huh... Yeah, right.
I'm 22. I've never gone looking for a girlfriend. You see, I don't want a girlfriend, I want a wife. Don't let all that shit we get bombarded with every day about men always being afraid to commit fool you. Women have been so much worse in my experiance. I know what I want in life. As soon as I find a woman that wants the same thing, i'm out of the market. It's not easy though. They might want it until they realize that it means that -they- have to commit too, or that -they- will have to make adjustments in their life and to put -effort- into it to make things work.
Sorry for the brokenhearted rant...
Why is it so hot? Where am I going? What am I doing in this handbasket?
is kathleen here the same hog seen here and posted here
The moderators in this place can be really fuckin' unbelievable at times. This post responds to an antisemitic post, and the antisemitic post gets "Interesting" and this gets "Troll"? There must be more bigots on Slashdot than I realised.
I'm not marrying you Kathleen, I've thought it over and I just can't hide the fact that I am gay and you are a dumb whorebag. I apologize to the Slashdot community for posting this rubbish and ask that all Trolls rise and unite to give this "story" your best work yet.
:)
Sincerely,
CmdrTaco
Hazah! I'm a fag!
Slashdot sinks to new editorial lows. I'm outa here.
I was feeling like a redneck goat molester. Now it's your turn; welcome to the club, Taco!
I think the url for that photo should be:
http://www.fent.net/graphics/buckteeth.jpg
This is just so frEaking lamE. PEriod.
Jon Katz wants to see pictures of his erection.
I bet she'd like a 45 inch somthing else...
Fine. Destroy my nonexistant karma, but it was worth it. Please at least look at my new sig before sending me to slashdot hell.
Anyway, congratulations.
"What's got 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog." - anon
I think we should all see this "one ring"
"No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
hey man, get your g/f's panties unwedged from your butt.
you sissy.
shutup you faggot, i hope you get a divorce and your wife has aids. bitch
bitch and complain on your own website puss
I got news for ya. Nader is a towelhead.
homo
Taco is a fag
Fag.
fark.com rulz
Well, fuck me up the ass and call be a bitch!
Of the bitch ?
I truly never thought I'd get this far. After tonight I am not reading slashdot for a week. I hate slashdot. At least the "Kathleen fent read this story" story will remain up on the HOF for ages in tribute to my dedication, it's the only thought that keeps me going.
This post has nothing to do with Congradulating Rob and Kathleen, Love vs. Terrorism, or an insane infatuation with watching numbers change on the HOF page. It doesn't even have anything to do with time traveling universe editors needed inorder to give some worthless spammer a life.
It is purely and solely dedicated to giving a big FUCK YOU to every person who moderated in this article after it left the front page.
Let me make it clear:
FUCK YOU