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Will Barry White Songs Help Sharks Get Down?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the don-marti-sings-like-barry-white dept.

iforgotmyfirstlogon writes "From ABC News: Ten resolutely celibate sharks at the National Sea Life Center are getting a blast of Barry White in hopes they'll get in the mood for love." Nothing like a little music to get you in the mood..." CD: Valentines Day should be called Barry White day.

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  1. First Baritone by IP,+Daily · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Babeee

  2. Can't see why not by kilroy_hau · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    He attracted snakes on the Simpsons, didn't he?

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  3. Folding tuna tacos of DOOM! by YourMissionForToday · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Here is some Barry White quote for your amusement:

    "Enchante. Baby, that's French. It means, 'you were incredible'."

    "Take off that brassiere, my dear...and I don't wanna see no panties."

    Barry White went on letterman once, and he said, "gingivitis." It gave me a spider-man sized boner!

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  4. Humor-impaired moderators? by frozenray · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought I had made it sufficiently clear that I wasn't seriously trying to refute or attack the parent poster but rather to point out some of those whacky pages one finds all over the internet, and this within a topic which lent itself to attempts at humor.

    Read the post again: "as soon as they find a way to escape their comfortably padded cells" (the guys at the Flat Earth Society clearly don't take themselves very seriously), "important-looking numbers", "I have to take my medication now".

    "-1, Unfunny", maybe, or "-1, Offtopic" - but "Flamebait"? I hope whoever did that will meet the wrath of metamod.

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