Will Barry White Songs Help Sharks Get Down?

iforgotmyfirstlogon writes "From ABC News: Ten resolutely celibate sharks at the National Sea Life Center are getting a blast of Barry White in hopes they'll get in the mood for love." Nothing like a little music to get you in the mood..." CD: Valentines Day should be called Barry White day.

Comments

That's AWESOME!

[Anonymous Coward]

I wonder if the researchers got the idea from watching South Park.

call me cynical

[kin_korn_karn]

Sounds fishy to me.
I don't think I believe this.

*groan* *retch*

Thank you, I'll be here til friday, enjoy the steak...

Whatever...

[Anonymous Coward]

More like sharks will by swimming into walls blindly as they use their tympanic drums to navigate in addition to hearing.

*ooh baby*... bonk

Elephant Man

[Anonymous Coward]

Dude, Barry White could get the Elephant Man laid.

Sure?

[blue_zero]

or maybe they'll just get in the mood to eat anyone bothering to swim out into the ocean..

"OOOOOOOO...your making me hungry.."

"Arby's..sastify your grown up tastes.."

Re:hmm

[rynix]

It has to be slow if they allow someones proposal on it as well !

resonance

[kin_korn_karn]

Barry White's voice is so deep that the resonance must serve as a no-touch vibrator for women.

Whats next?

[dmouritsendk]

"Scientists" playing Seals Fly Like An Eagle to abandoned babybirds hoping to get them to fly?

an idea

[macsox]

taco: i think amazon carries barry white cds. hint hint.

Re:an idea

[neuroticia]

Slashdotters need all the help we can get. =] (Although in our case a more appropriate aphrodisiac would be a beowu... Ok. I'll resist the joke.)

-Sara

Re:hmm

[bigdreamer]

Today must be a REAL SLOW news day if this makes the front page!

Well, that's because CmdrTaco is too busy with Kath^H^H^H^H other things right now.

:) Congrats to the happy couple!

Re:Actually...

[Anonymous Coward]

Don't knock Barry, his music works better than cheap liquor.

Re:Simpsons

[Anonymous Coward]

This reminds me of whacking day
To me everyday is whacking...oh, you mean something completely different.

homosharksuals

[Afrosheen]

Has anyone considered that these sharks are gay?

Re:homosharksuals

[x1l]

have jonkatz go check.

Re:Can't see why not

[YoPt]

Your kidding me right? OK. For most the day I have been paying more attention to the Modding on post and IMHO it is all screwed. No offense to this post, I thought it was cute. Informative though? If this catches the eye of anyone who cares and/or can do something to start some reform on the current Mod system please do so.

/mini-rant off

duh

[Dr. Awktagon]

How about giving those sharks a little PRIVACY!

Shark #1: Darling, allow me to gentle stroke your pectoral fin.. let me gently nibble your..

Researcher: HEY! He's getting close, turn on the video camera! Play the Barry White! Turn on the spotlight!

Shark #2: Uhm, not interested.

Shark #1: Damn you humans and your infernal lights and music! A pox on your families! May wasps eat at your eyes!

Barry...

[ackthpt]

To sharks, would Barry be the other White meat...?

"...can't get enough of your love, babe..."

What a development!

[mkc_673]

This can be used to reverse the recent trend in shark attacks. Build bathing suits with small speakers specially built for underwater use. Any nearby sharks will suddenly become preoccupied with 'other things'...

You should see the other tank...

[Nathdot]

where they were playing Celine Dion.

Now those were some fucking angry sharks!:

Neeeeeaar Faaaaaaar, Whereeeeeveeer Yooou Are *MAD FRENZY BEGAN* ... By the time it got to: I Beeeeelieeeeve that my heart will go Oooooooon the tank was filled with blood and one surviving very injured shark.

No; For the "love" it always has to be Barry White!