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Will Barry White Songs Help Sharks Get Down?

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the don-marti-sings-like-barry-white dept.

iforgotmyfirstlogon writes "From ABC News: Ten resolutely celibate sharks at the National Sea Life Center are getting a blast of Barry White in hopes they'll get in the mood for love." Nothing like a little music to get you in the mood..." CD: Valentines Day should be called Barry White day.

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  1. First Baritone by IP,+Daily · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Babeee

  2. Can't see why not by kilroy_hau · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    He attracted snakes on the Simpsons, didn't he?

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    1. Re:Can't see why not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      There's a few people who, when they get mod points, just open up the top story on the front page and moderate the first few comments randomly

      You say that as if it's a bad thing!

    2. Re:Can't see why not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Dude! Calm the fuck down! The world won't end just because you don't agree with some moderators. Why don't you add something constructive to the comments? Maybe then you can get some moderator points and do things the way you want.

  3. Folding tuna tacos of DOOM! by YourMissionForToday · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Here is some Barry White quote for your amusement:

    "Enchante. Baby, that's French. It means, 'you were incredible'."

    "Take off that brassiere, my dear...and I don't wanna see no panties."

    Barry White went on letterman once, and he said, "gingivitis." It gave me a spider-man sized boner!

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  4. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The poster's name fits this article, but the content doesn't...

  5. This is so lame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... so incredibly lame.

    whatever happened to "news for nerds. stuff that matters"?

  6. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ooohh Baybee...

  7. Slashdot is racially ignorant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Jeez, every time, it never fails. Slashdot is, for the most part, a fave hangout of whitey. Does this sound like you?

    1) White male

    2) Age: 18-30

    3) Average IQ (you *think* you're smarter than you really are..)

    4) Arrogant and ignorant of the vast number of cultures that exist within the US beyond the one-dimensional "white bread" existence aired on "Friends" every week.

    5) Have only heart of Barry White thanks to "The Simpsons". Jeez, that's pathetic...

  8. Humor-impaired moderators? by frozenray · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought I had made it sufficiently clear that I wasn't seriously trying to refute or attack the parent poster but rather to point out some of those whacky pages one finds all over the internet, and this within a topic which lent itself to attempts at humor.

    Read the post again: "as soon as they find a way to escape their comfortably padded cells" (the guys at the Flat Earth Society clearly don't take themselves very seriously), "important-looking numbers", "I have to take my medication now".

    "-1, Unfunny", maybe, or "-1, Offtopic" - but "Flamebait"? I hope whoever did that will meet the wrath of metamod.

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