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A Timeline of the Future

The Night Watchman writes: "Ian Pearson, a British futurist, has produced a sort of timeline of the future, which provides a simultaneously hopeful and bleak look into the coming decades. Mr. Pearson has evidently had a fairly high success rate; a timeline he produced in 1991 was about 85% accurate. An article on Yahoo news has a summary." Reader ricst lists some of Pearson's predictions: "People have some virtual friends, but don't know which ones (2007), leisure activities for intelligent software entities released (2015), electronic lifeform given basic rights (2020)." Brought to you by a division of British Telecom, but no date is set for when they win their hyperlink patent suit.

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  1. No way! by cscx · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A first post?

    1. Re:No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Alas, since this is a logged in first post, it does not count. Ergo, I must claim this first post in the name of the Israeli Soldiers who are quitting the battlefield.

      Sorry.

      - The AC Avenger

    2. Re:No way! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      • 2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out it's a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all "first posts."
      • 2002. CmdrTaco married.
      • 2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
      • 2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
      • 2004. CmdrTaco loses virginity.
      • 2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: "Lick my crotch hairs." Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term "Slashdotted" is replaced with "WIPO-Trolled."
      • 2004. Slashdot officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates.
      • 2005. Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox found dead along with six penguins, a tub of crisco and several used condoms.
      • 2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
      • 2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
      • 2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again.
      • 2007. BSD is still officially "dying." No word on when its demise will take place.
      • 2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
      • 2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
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  2. They forgot to predict: by reparteeist · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    (2015) The Microsoft antitrust case comes to an end. To the surprise of many, the proposed settlement is rejected. Microsoft is ruled guilty of illegally exploiting its monopoly to expand into other markets. In terms of remedies, Microsoft is therefore forced to make sure everyone has fair access to their monopolist software. They are required to allow every person buying a new computer to receive a pre-loaded copy of Windows XP, Microsoft Office XP and Microsoft Bob for Windows. (In negotiations, the DOJ later agreed that Microsoft may charge OEMs a small US$500 "distribution fee" per product to cover expenses.) Furthermore, Microsoft's janitor is authorized by the court to tell Bill Gates that he's an asshole whenever he thinks management tries to take further illegal steps to dominate the market.

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  3. Re:Earliest potential occurrence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Time travel into the future may be possible at speeds near the speed of light.

    That, and the predictions are just fantisies of a self described futurist.

    MY BALLS!!!!

  4. Re:Most of this sounds unlikely.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nope

  5. Re:Hmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Nah - it's intelligent, so it'll post AC and not have a sig.

  6. Re:Predicting the past? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Good evening Senor Dickhead,

    Any AI that posts to /. will obviously be programmed by an AC. Why would any logged in poster want to create a program to SPAM /.?

    Hopefully this makes sense to you. You syphilitic donkey's rectum.

  7. Are YOU for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That is the most pathetic "I love me" .sig I have ever seen. I bet all the dirty GNU hippies think you are REALLY cool, huh?

  8. Re:Cloning extinct animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    i believe the correct term is "i cant hardly wait"

  9. yu0 == NAMBLA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  10. Re:Cloning extinct animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    WRONG! 'Can't hardly wait' is a double negative. It means roughly the same as 'can wait', except without the grammatical correctitude.

  11. Re:Suggestion by HanzoSan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Barely literate? Alot of them know English.
    Education? Internet.

    Standard of living? Biotechnology = free food.

    Its not so much culture as ability, when Chinas only jobs left are scientific, they will be forced to do science because China is communist.
    Education is free, thats the one benifit of the internet.

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  12. Oh geez a racist by HanzoSan · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    What are you some kinda racist?

    Whats their skin color have to do with any of this?

    Ok their culture thats debateable, but the Chinese and Indian cultures are far less violent than ours, they also have a more scientific culture than us, our culture is a more physical labor based culture.

    Poor doesnt mean Dumb.
    Age has nothing to do with success, you seem to forget China was ahead for a long time in the past, and at one Time africa (more specifically Egypt) was ahead. No one stays on top forever, instead of competiting people should join forces and work together.

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