Segway Hits the Auction Block
fmita writes: "Amazon.com is auctioning off 3 Segways to the public. The proceeds are to go to a foundation started by the inventor. These are the first Segways to go to the public. Since there are only three, they sure aren't cheap." Women drool over a man on a Segway.
Women just love men too f###ing fat to walk for themselves.
I'm gonna:
1. kick user's ass for using a scooter. Especially one that's $100k. Scooters are intrinsically uncool; no matter what, you look like such a pussy! Leave subject on cold concrete to think about their wrongdoing. Beat downs all around. I hate scooters.
2. steal scooter
What a waste of money. Just walk people, or if it's too far to walk, buy a sweet bike and ride. At least you won't look like a loser riding by on your gay little scooter...