NOA to Sue for Flash Advance Linkers
SamMichaels writes: "I just received a letter from Nintendo of America claiming that Flash Advance Linkers violate the DMCA...I'm to cease sale in my store, and surrender all remaining units to Nintendo. The letter is posted on the front page of Zophar's Domain. Any pro bono lawyers out there?"
And why the hell was this marked flamebait 5 seconds after I posted? I'm asking a legit question, dammit!
The Blaster Master Fighting for Truth, Justice, and Evil Pie since 1979
Maybe you could move to Russia?
Oh wait... nevermind
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth!
according to the letter (and nintendo.com which i checked just to satisfy my distraught, disbelieving eyes), nintendo is based out of Redmond, WA.
that's a weird freaking coincidence.
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and he's caught a three digit user. bravo!