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Red Flag Linux: Real, and Reviewed
Over at NewsForge (NewsForge is part of OSDN, as is Slashdot), Roblimo has posted his impressions of the long-awaited, much-ridiculed Red Flag Linux (English version). It may not be a big seller outside of the Chinese-speaking world (despite the available English-language install), but it's not a hoax, and it's available as an ISO for download. Update from Roblimo: I did not write the NewsForge Red Flag review. Matt Michie deserves all credit for this excellent work.
Begin the Long March to Microsoft's destruction
* * Always question "the National Interest" - 9 times out of 10 it is a cover for evil
STOP ME BEFORE I POST AGAIN!
You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict the future of the Stinking sweaty Linux hippie. The hand writing is on the wall: Foul-stenched GNU hippies with swampy armpits face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for them because they are dying. Things are looking very bad for Hairy-backed GNU hippie. As many of us are already aware, they continue to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Troll leader Anonymouse Coward states that there are 7000 goatse.cx trolls. How many ascii art trolls are there? Let's see. The number of goatse.cx versus ascii art posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ascii art trolls. Pimply-faced GNU hippies posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of ascii art posts. Therefore there are about 700 Cock-Gobbling GNU Hippies. A recent article put "first post" at about 80 percent of the troll market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 "first post" trolls. This is consistent with the number of first posts.
All major surveys show that Putrid smelling greasy GNU hippies have steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Grubby Smelly Linux Hippies are to survive at all it will be among troll hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Dirty GNU Hippies are dead.
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Republicans lead Democrats 47% to 43% among likely voters
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I am testing a script to catch email address harvesters, I know this is oftopic, but please don't mod it down.
Linux commies. Come over to *BSD. Truly free.
You are who you associate yourself with.
Good job Joe,
Now we can rest assured we have "stabilized" the "enemey", reduced the "foreign threat", to "protect our children" from the "EVIL" "red army."
Uncle SAM will be proud...but not yet. Not until you BLOODY BLOW uP THOST BASTARRDS out of the sky. This is america, where people deserve to be free, freedom!!!! freedom from oppression, but do to that we must "terminate" the "numbers".
Remember they...uh, I mean the "terrorists" are just "threatening" our livelihood to "freedom from high prices produce in NON-SWEAT SHOPS"...
Kill those damn red bastards,
I am Joe America!!!
no, not really.
wo yao zhongguo de linux. zhi shi bu hao.
+1, best four-word post of the evening.
Your racist tone carries very STRONGLY.
Please don't be racist!
Correction:
You do not work at Walmart nor do you own Walmart stock.
Otherwise you don't work at Walmart stock, which doesn't make any logical sense from my perspective.
Ah... The mentality of the average slashdot modders:
Wheeee!!!