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Lance Bass to Continue to Plague Earth's Surface

Posted by chrisd on from the to-the-disappointment-of-10-year-old-girls-in-space dept.

thepooleboy writes "Looks like N'Sync member Lance Bass is NOT going to be shot into space! Yahoo News reports that Rosaviakosmos has not begun talks with Bass or MirCorp. "[Bass' flight] is just an advertising stunt, I can promise you," Spokesman Sergei Gorbunov said. "This is better advertising than he could ever pay for." Good! I'm glad that no cheezy teen pop videos will be staged on the ISS. At least not in the near future..."

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  1. Who... by RedWolves2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...cares!

  2. Shoot? by danro · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Shoot into space?

    ...call me a facist but why dont we just skip the "into space" part.

    Nah, just kidding.
    But I cant wait to see these record-company-made freaks fade from the eter...
    If illegal coppying is what it takes to get rid of the likes of him, I'm ready to be an outlaw...

    Now, who is with me...

    --

    "First lesson," Jon said. "Stick them with the pointy end."
  3. Re:Who wants the first crack at it? by damiam · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Nsync is "News for Nerds" because we all hate them, and thus anything bad happening to them is good news.

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    It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  4. Re:They've sent monkeys up in space before by the_chr0n1c · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Send all POP bands. N'Stink, Brittany, O-Tune...all those kiddy bands that make us sick.

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    Another essential factor in "control" is to conceal from the controlled the actual intentions of the controllers. -WSB