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China Wants Out of Spam Blocks
SomeoneYouDontKnow writes: "Apparently, China is feeling the effects of the e-mail blocks Western ISPs are placing on Asian mail to prevent spam, as previously reported here. A group of Chinese legislators is calling for the blocks to be lifted because they're making it difficult for them to communicate via e-mail, and a signed article in The People's Daily is calling on China to ban spam. Maybe now some of the lazy admins of these spam-spewing mail servers will clean up their acts."
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
Troll 14 of 110 from the annals of the Troll Library .
Sure, they whine about it now... YA SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU STARTED SPAMMING US, JAPS. Assholes spam us, they deserve to get their email privledges taken away.
Not only are they spammers, they're chink spammers. All the more reason to shoot them.
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There are lots of free web-based email servers out there, like yahoo.com. Get an account there to send mail from.
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Call us arrogant all you like. We're continuing to fight the war until all the terrorists are DEAD, including Sodamn Insane. We don't care what the Euro and Asian appeasors think.
Just click your heels together three times and say, "There's no force like the free market... there's no force like the free market... there's no force like the free market..." And then all of our problems will go away and we will live in a Utopia just as good as Karl Marx's, but better because there are no unrealistic communists in it.
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that would be chinks, not gooks.
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