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Online Population now Half Billion

mattvd writes "According to CNN, the number of people with Web access at home by the end of 2001 was 498 million." Not surprisingly, Asia is growing the fastest. It's amazing that in only 10 years or so, the net has exploded so far, so fast, and now touches 10% of the earths population.

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  1. On Spam. by forged · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's hope all these new sexy users won't spam my mailbox more than it is already :)

  2. Half of Half a Billion by slipkid · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...And, in related news, half of the Online Population still believe that "the Internet" and "AOL" are synonymous (the same half, incidentally, who thought 'The Net' was a great film).

    1. Re:Half of Half a Billion by slipkid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only in the loosest sense of the word...

  3. 1/2 a billion... by SuperCal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find it amazing that there could be half a billion people online and I still can't find decent content... Slashdot excluded of cource.

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  4. Re:Pretty close by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 3, Funny
    With the current population 5,995,544,836

    Man, the census has gotten accurate in recent years!

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  5. Re:Pretty close by inerte · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know about you, but I am hoping this weekend I will lower this percentage.

  6. It's just too bad by suckwhat · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that some of these people haven't downloaded the latest version of the Internet. I actually went out the other day to buy a new version of the Internet, and the sales guy looked at me like I was stupid. So I smacked him.

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  7. Re:Pretty close by inerte · · Score: 2, Funny

    Total, of course, but the results might only come in nine months :-)

  8. Re:AOL Market Share? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Me too!

  9. Re:Wait by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 2, Funny

    They arent stupid, they know we dominate the culture of the internet and our culture is about capitalism and greed, They want to improve their own economy not ours, so it makes sense for them to do what they are doing.


    And if you really believe that, I've got a bridge in Xinjiang I'll sell you, dirt cheap. US dollars only, please.

    (tempering the flame with an honest question: How can you improve an economy without learning about capitalism? The Chinese gov't has only one thing in mind when it censors the internet, and it isn't economic expansion through protection of domestic entrepreneurs.)

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  10. Re:Slashdot/Asia? by President+Chimp+Toe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Consider it done :-)

    So this is the product of half a billion net users, spread far and wide across the globe? Yep, now we have cross-cultural trolling.

    Modded down on two continents at once, now that is what i call trolling....

  11. Half a Billion People - What's the Draw? by Petersko · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Pornography

    2. Gambling

    3. Trolling for fights without fear of getting punched

    4. Pornography

    5. Easy chatting and email with friends

    6. Endless time-wasting opportunity

    7. Pornography

    8. Groups for almost any conceivable interest

    9. Pornography

    What's not to like?

  12. Re:Speed it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    It will be easier with less people

    Unless you plan to chop those people up and weigh the total, it is fewer people. Knowing the difference might make you more attractive to chicks.

  13. Have to update my spam ad... by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you're searching for the most cost-effective form of promotion you can find... Your Search Is Over - you've FOUND it - Investment is MINIMAL and Potential return is INCREDIBLE! Blast your ad to over 500 Million pre-opted-in indivdually targeted Internet users who are JUST WAITING to hear about YOUR product or service!

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  14. Re:Usability still an issue by Teh+Grammar+Patroll · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your post, however interesting and insightful, is very difficult to read due to the lack of paragraphs.

    Proper usage of paragraphs is tricky. It can be difficult to know exactly when is the right time to begin a new thought. It is also quite difficult to transition smoothly from one paragraph to the next, thus giving your work a thread of continuity.

    However, with practice, I'm sure you can get it right; you already show great promise in expressing your thoughts in written form.

  15. Re:Slashdot/Asia? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Funny
    Babelfish had fun with this one...

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    • "The nest it does" and "the even way" for sorting messages. I like the sound of the even way.
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