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GNU-Friends Interviews

Jonas Öberg writes "GNU-Friends is doing a series of interviews with long-time free software hackers that I think people would be interested in. Check out interviews with Arnold Robbins, Karl Berry, Andrew L. Moore, Guido van Rossum, David MacKenzie and Chet Ramey. More to come, but that should keep people occupied for a few minutes." The GNU-Friends should have a show right after Superfriends.

93 comments

  1. Fuck Off Geeks by Icebox · · Score: 0, Funny

    This post brought to you by one of l33t j03's karma whore accounts.

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    <hemos> :^)
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    Icebox
    1. Re:Fuck Off Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh my god, someone mod this up! this is the funniest troll ever!

    2. Re:Fuck Off Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      asking for a mod up and then calling it a troll is self-defeating.

    3. Re:Fuck Off Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know its pointless and off the topic, but god damned that is hilarious.

    4. Re:Fuck Off Geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ever you wany to call it... it's still very funny. Too bad for /. censoring.

  2. GNU/Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So I can't even have friends anymore, I have to have GNU/Friends? Damn you RMS!

    1. Re:GNU/Friends by rbgaynor · · Score: 1

      Only if you are willing to freely share any modifications you make to GNU/Friends.

      --
      "Good things don't end with eum, they end with mania or teria." - H. Simpson
    2. Re:GNU/Friends by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      it's a whole gnu world out there these days. you gotta dump those old friends every now and then anyway. now's a great time to get some gnu ones.

    3. Re:GNU/Friends by grammar+fascist · · Score: 4, Funny

      So I can't even have friends anymore, I have to have GNU/Friends? Damn you RMS!

      That's right, and GNU/Joey, GNU/Chandler, GNU/Rachel...

      Admit it. Without the GNU tools, those people would be nothing at all.

      --
      I got my Linux laptop at System76.
    4. Re:GNU/Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bravo.

    5. Re:GNU/Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So can you touch, finger, and mount a GNU/Friend as well?

    6. Re:GNU/Friends by uochoa · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only if you are willing to freely share any modifications you make to GNU/Friends

      then it sure won't be GNU/Girlfriend, that is something that won't be shared

    7. Re:GNU/Friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget GNU/Coffee from the GNU/Coffee house, made with 100% GNU/Beer

    8. Re:GNU/Friends by psamuels · · Score: 2, Informative
      then it sure won't be GNU/Girlfriend, that is something that won't be shared

      Sigh, another misunderstanding of the GPL. You don't have to distribute your GNU/Girlfriend at all. It's just that if you do, you also have to share a complete sample of her DNA.

      The DNA sample can either be provided with the GNU/Girlfriend, or you can keep it on file and run off copies as people request them, for a reasonable media (test tube? DVD-ROM of sequence? not sure) duplication fee.

      --
      "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
  3. GNU superfriends? by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 2, Funny

    The GNU-Friends should have a show right after Superfriends.


    GNUsaders! Open Source crusaders for justice!
    --
    N4st0r, trixx0r h0bb1tz0rz! Th3y st0l3 0ur pr3c10uzz!
    1. Re:GNU superfriends? by fidget42 · · Score: 2, Funny
      the GNU-Friends should have a show right after Superfriends.

      Wouldn't that make them the GNUperfriends?


      just a thought

      --
      The dogcow says "Moof!"
    2. Re:GNU superfriends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. More like:
      gSuperFriends
      or
      GNU/Superfriends

    3. Re:GNU superfriends? by FortKnox · · Score: 2

      Where do the Slashdot Gladiators fit in? Arch nemesis? GNUperFriends wanna be's (a la Mystery Men)??

      --
      Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    4. Re:GNU superfriends? by EricKrout.com · · Score: 2

      GNU people never give up with your open-source GNUmor, do you?

      monolinux.com :: Five Years Later Than Taco. Five Times Better Than /.

    5. Re:GNU superfriends? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I still like the "super best friends" better - but David Blane might disagree. The GNU people are kinda cult-ish, though. Hmmm...

    6. Re:GNU superfriends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      http://a1487.g.akamai.net/7/1487/2597/0001/media .s outhparkstudios.com/media/images/504/superbestfrie nds.gif

      For those of you who miss the SouthPark references...

    7. Re:GNU superfriends? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenSSH man with the ability to securely log in across the ethernet...
      Kernel man.. Faster than a speeding segfualt and able to leap tall stacks in a single bound. His only weakness is Panicite, a rare meteor fragment that causes him to restart.
      WorldWonderWoman capable of serving pornsites the world round! Watch her use that golden lasso! only $19.95 a month!

      okay maybe I'm not as funny as I thought I was...

    8. Re:GNU superfriends? by cthrall · · Score: 1

      > Superfriends.

      Excelsior!

  4. Im never gonna be good at the posting links game by waxmop · · Score: 0, Troll

    Silly me - I figured this wasn't really newsworthy since that site has been out for at least a month now.

    Hey everybody - the colonies declared independence from Britain!

  5. Server not responding by fruey · · Score: 1

    I guess we should try

    gnuenemies.org

    if we're sending /. as the referrer :)

    --
    Conversion Rate Optimisation French / English consultant
  6. hmm... by KatieKaput · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...you would think that at least ONE of the first set of interviews could be with a girl or a woman... it's not as if there aren't any "free software hackers" who are ladies. hmm.--katie

    1. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean there are? how about hot ones?
      hargarghlahgl...
      name a few.

    2. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean...
      Ha-Ha-snort-ha.
      oops. I snorted.

    3. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bigdreamer slashchick perdida there are others but those three are cute

    4. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And at what url is the photographic evidence of said cuteness?

    5. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i meant "harahrlghalhrgl" to be the homer simpson drool sound spelled out.

    6. Re:hmm... by JoeBuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately, the number of free sofware hackers who are women is very, very small, on the order of 1%, and almost none of these women has any leadership role. However, there is one woman who would make an excellent interview subject, and who does have a leadership role (at the Gnome Foundation): Telsa Gwynne.

      She herself would probably deny being a "free software hacker", though her testing and documentation work is critical to making the Gnome desktop a high-quality product.

    7. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      elegant7x

    8. Re:hmm... by smallpaul · · Score: 2

      ...you would think that at least ONE of the first set of interviews could be with a girl or a woman... it's not as if there aren't any "free software hackers" who are ladies. hmm.--katie

      There really aren't that many famous female free software hackers. I can think of a famous female free software MANAGER and a WRITER but few software developers. That's really amazing and deserves further investigation. Female software developers are a small minority to start with but somehow open source/free software seems to weed them out even more. I could hypothesize why this is (probably a variety of reasons) but I think it deserves indepth study. It would be great to poll male and female CS graduates on a variety of ambitions and emotions and then track which ones become open source hackers. It would also be useful to track their career paths. If most women are pushed into relationship-oriented jobs (management, marketing, phone support) then they may not have the opportunity to even play with open source software enough to want to contribute to it.

  7. GNU/Friends! by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    GNU Twins Powers ACTIVATE!
    Shape of ... a Version 20.0 Gnu!
    Form of ... an ice Compiler!

    na.na.na.nah.na.na.na.nah.na.naaa....

    --

    --
    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  8. Just so all you lonely geeks know.... by nob · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read the interviews, and they don't tell you how to make GNU friends. We're stuck with our old D&D playing, zit faced, smelly friends until we can afford that 'vette.

    --
    daed si luap
    1. Re:Just so all you lonely geeks know.... by godlee · · Score: 3, Funny

      "they don't tell you how to make GNU friends"

      ./configure
      make
      make install

    2. Re:Just so all you lonely geeks know.... by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      make: *** No rule to make target `friend'. Stop.

      Hmm, all alone...

  9. BSD enemies by Jagunco · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the BSD people will be allowed to be interviewed. Anyway, naming this as "GNU Friends" is at least bizarre.

    1. Re:BSD enemies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well i'd guess that at least not the kernel hackers would be interviewed, becouse BSD _was_ Unix.

  10. Would like to have a contest... by pinkpineapple · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Who is the sexiest hacker in the BSD/Linux community? On the male side, Eric Raymond, Dick Stallman, Linus Torvald, Alan Cox, they all look terribly ugly and unattractive. Robert Love is kinda cute. Who else really could win the prize? What about female side? I can't think of anyone...

    PPA, the girl next door.

    --
    -- I feel better now. Thanks for asking.
    1. Re:Would like to have a contest... by bpfinn · · Score: 1

      Eliza?

    2. Re:Would like to have a contest... by JoeBuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, three of the four guys you mention are married, and the fourth has a girlfriend (yes, shocking as it may seem, there is a woman who finds RMS very attractive), so I guess they are sexy to someone.

    3. Re:Would like to have a contest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if she would count except by proximity (I don't know if she codes at all), but Larry Wall's daughter Heidi is really a total hottie. IMHO, anyway.

  11. Re:Hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it's more informative than most posts...

  12. GNUperfriends? by swordboy · · Score: 2

    The GNU-Friends should have a show right after Superfriends.

    Yes - GNUperfriends!

    --

    Life is the leading cause of death in America.
  13. DOA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    I click on the links and get GNO-Friends.

    I mean here's Gnothing there.

  14. is this a new DNS entry? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    I tried the link and my machine can't find the name gnu-friends.org - is this a new DNS entry that just hasn't propigated to around these parts yet, or is something wrong here?

    --

    Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    1. Re:is this a new DNS entry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mybe it's the well known effect?

    2. Re:is this a new DNS entry? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Informative

      The slashdot effect shouldn't hamper DNS lookups. The slashdot effect would only play a role *after* my machine knows the numeric IP address. If anything, the slashdot effect should speed up the DNS lookup if it has any effect at all, becuase it increses the likelyhood that upstream name servers have the name cached from previous users.

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

  15. Karl Berry mirror courtesy of google cache by emptybody · · Score: 2, Informative

    interviews:
    Karl Berry

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    comment directly in my journal
  16. They should call it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GNU-Friends should have a show right after Superfriends

    Karl and the GNU-unist's

  17. GPL? by Yoda2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a few GNU/GPL friends, but unfortunately I have to share them with everyone.

    1. Re:GPL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I just use mine internally and haven't had the heart to release them yet.

    2. Re:GPL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually GPL'ed my girlfriend, this turned out to be a big mistake though.
      Next time I'm going completely closed source, I just hope RMS won't demand that I switch to GPL again, it would be awkward.

    3. Re:GPL? by macshit · · Score: 1

      I have a few GNU/GPL friends, but unfortunately I have to share them with everyone.

      Does that mean you keep your non-GPL friends locked in a closet?
      [ah, well, I guess it's one way of promoting the GPL!]

      --
      We live, as we dream -- alone....
  18. Re:Im never gonna be good at the posting links gam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what colonies !? :)

  19. Re:The RMS Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is funny !

  20. just so you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont bother to babelfish it. Its about sucking dick.

  21. Re:Im never gonna be good at the posting links gam by waxmop · · Score: 1

    it was a joke - as in the the colonies in the new world.

  22. Re:Im never gonna be good at the posting links gam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh, it was another joke. Never got the new about the colonies in the first place ....

    See dick run....

  23. Re:moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously have no sense of humor.

  24. Good looking people by Steveftoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    are too busy looking at themselves to be bothered with things like 'coding' or 'open source'. It's the people who are ulgy/really screwed up that always get the real work done.

  25. Re:moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's hilarious dirty hippy. Now get the fuck back to work at the commune.

  26. Somebody PLEASE Mod up the geek owning this parent by MonkeyBot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's some funny shit, man!

  27. bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .you would think that at least ONE of the first set of interviews could be with a girl or a woman... it's not as if there aren't any "free software hackers" who are ladies.

    Interesting? I think this comment reeks of "I'm an oppressed woman in a male-dominated industry" bullshit. C'mon - women want to be treated as equals, right? So why should there be an interview with a woman just because she's a woman and not on merits? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? (affirmative action anyone?).

    I'm all for the equal treatment of EVERYONE, but when people start commenting (and then get modded "Interesting") that a small segment of a community isn't represented out of a half-dozen or so interviews, I'm prompted to rant like this.

    Call me an asshole if you want, but I'm tired of this kind of discrimination-conspiracy thinking. It's only digging us into a deeper hole - not helping us get towards true equality.

  28. His girl friend is Mary Jane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at him and his non software/computer links and views. You can obviously tell she's his real girl-friend.

  29. Good Point! by Uruk · · Score: 2

    I seriously doubt that Jonas, the guy who runs GNU-Friends, is sexist in any way. And I for one would also like to see some interviews with some female hackers.

    If you mail the people who are running that site and suggest some female hackers who do good GPL'd work, I daresay you might actually see some of those interviews go up too. I know they'd attract a lot of attention, and they'd be a good change of pace, you're right.

    Now, not to be sexist, I know that there are GNU hackers out there that are female, but I really can't think of any of their names off of the top of my head. Many people have heard of some of the core GNU hackers, but I'm having a hard time remembering the names of some of the female ones I've heard about.

    Change that! Mail the people at gnu-friends and make some suggestions! Please just don't sit back and gripe about the lack of interviews with women if you're not willing to suggest anyone. :)

    --
    -- Truth goes out the door when rumor comes innuendo. -- Groucho Marx
  30. FLOSS survey-takers 99% male by mbrubeck · · Score: 2
    it's not as if there aren't any "free software hackers" who are ladies.

    Only one in a hundred, if Rishab Ghosh's FLOSS Survey is a representative sample.

  31. Posts in this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of the posts in this thread have been really funny (subjectivly ofcourse); but most have been moded out of existance :( Couldn't humor posts be labeled as such instead of Troll or Offtopic ? It would seem that those with no sense of humor could simply configure them away....

  32. Female hackers by tinahdee · · Score: 1
    There are several female hackers - you just have to know where to look. Lots of them seem to congregate at Linuxchix. In fact, I recent profiled kernel hacker Val Henson in an article that's posted at Newsforge. And here's one about programmer Jenn Vesperman. And, granted, Telsa Gwynne isn't a hacker, but she's a fantastic bug reporter and a member of the GNOME board. And next week, a profile on Netscape and Mozilla hacker Akkana Peck will be up.

    I've found that the female programmers I know are some of the most interesting, intelligent, well-spoken, and polite people I've ever met. And they give good interviews.

    --
    tinahdee beautiful jewelry: silver, gold, gemstones tinahdee.etsy.com tinahdee.com facebook.com/beautifuljewelry
    1. Re:Female hackers by KatieKaput · · Score: 1

      that's amazing that we posted the very same links at roughly the same time.--katie

  33. Okay, you asked for some examples... by KatieKaput · · Score: 1

    Someone already mentioned Telsa Gwynne (although she isn't a programmer), but how about Val Hanson and Jenn Vesperman? I'm gonna talk this over with some friends and see who else we can come up with. Hopefully the interviews I've linked to can tide you over.:P Apparently Newsforge is doing a series on women in open source, although I don't think that should get any one else off the hook... Oh yeah, I'd just like to say that I don't think that the author(s) of the original interviews are sexist... I just think they could stand to work towards being more inclusive... In the end, that will inspire more women to get involved in what is ultimately an ALIENATING community. Which can only lead to positive input and the general growth of the community.--katie

  34. /.'ed by freebsd45 · · Score: 1

    Damn /. I can't even get to my GNU/Friends now.

  35. Ah another quality GNU project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't get the website. I see this is another quality GNU project that doesn't work correctly - rather like their software.

  36. Free as in Freedom by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    Free as in Freedom. Its Free speech, not Free Beer.

    You gotta pay if you wanna play.

  37. Re:The RMS Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GNU/Friends: Hey, RMS, what the fuck is up? I'm glad I got the opportunity to perform this interview with you. [coughs]

    RMS: Hello, GNU/Friends. I'm glad I got the opportunity to speak to another individual, interested in Free Software, that will eventually reach millions with the message I wish to express in this interview.

    GNU/Friends: Yeah, whatever. Let's get this over with.. Firstly, let's talk about the origins of GNU. We all know it's Not UNIX. But where, exactly, did it come from? What was your prime inspiration for such a fine, grand, practical idea?

    RMS: I'm glad you asked that.

    GNU/Friends: I'm not.

    RMS: Ah, [laughs] You have a unique sense of humor, comrade!

    GNU/Friends: I know. And don't call me comrade. Or your friend, ally, brother, homey... I don't like you or your body odor. Now answer the question.

    RMS: Ah [nervous laughter] yes... GNU. Well, after reading the works of Marx and Lenin, and having attended MIT and created several programs (GCC among them, of course) to which the source code was freely (as in speech, and beer) available, I began to see a certain communal effort begin to take shape among the software developers in the labs where I worked. However, the "administration" at MIT improperly thought that, since my works were created at MIT, they and their source belonged to MIT. This was in conflict with my embryonic philosphy--

    GNU/Friends: Hey, could you just cut your ideological bullshit and get to the part where you were taking a dump and farted out the GNU / Free Software concept as we know it today?

    RMS: Ah, I don't think I know what you're referring to, Mr. GNU/Friend. I certainly don't remember any toilet episodes being involved with the creation of GNU or Free Software...

    GNU/Friends: Oh really? It's hard for me to imagine a toilet not having been involved in the creation of Free Software. No, I'm talking about how one day you were sitting in a stall at MIT's grand restroom facilities, peeped thru the glory hole bored in the stall wall to look for customers, and saw a man's ass tatooed with a bull or a yak or something.

    RMS: WHAT!?

    GNU/Friends: Okay, okay, okay-- Let's move on. How about your musical talents? From graphics posted at your homepage, it looks like you're fairly proficient on the flute. How did you obtain that talent?

    RMS: That's rather simple: just a lot of practice and determination. The instruments you've seen me playing on my website are pan-pipes, actually, and not flutes. I began taking lessons from my father while him and I were still talking. I can play the flute, however, and--

    GNU/Friends: Skin-flute.

    RMS: Excuse me?

    GNU/Friends: You heard me. Skin-flute. You play the skin-flute. That's why you're so good on those porn-pipes or whatever the Hell you called them. You are a skin-flute virtuoso and can play them like nobody's business. "Master skin-flutist RMS." Skin-flute.

    RMS: Ah, I think this interview's getting a little off-track from its focus of Free Software and the GNU philosphy.

    GNU/Friends: Of course it is. And why the fuck do you begin every sentence with "ah?" Anyway, I'll indulge you. New question. What's all this I hear about you dropping acid like there's no tomorrow?

    RMS: Hey, look, I'm willing to spend my time discussing and even debating about the GNU concept and Free Software. I'm a very busy man--

    GNU/Friends: No you're not.

    RMS: I'm a very busy man and I simply cannot tolerate spending my valuable time digressing onto useless topics, much less helping you slander my good name--

    GNU/Friends: Shut up.

    RMS: I believe we're talking at cross-purposes here and I wish to terminate this interview now.

    GNU/Friends: I believe your style is cross-dressing and I wish to inform you've been trolled. Do you know what a DGH is?

    RMS: What? Excuse me? I said I wanted to stop this interview now!

    GNU/Friends: A "DGH" is a Dirty GNU Hippy. You're a DGH. You're a pinko Commy too. Learn to bath, shave, and wipe your ass properly, and you'll make it in general society. But at least you aren't ESR so yo have something going for you already. Good day, Corporal Crapola of the GNU Commando!