Review: Showtime

Do they think we're so stupid that we are going to take media/celebrity ethics lectures from a movie made and owned by AOL/Time-Warner? (Of course they do.) Add Showtime to that long list of movies that could have so easily been better. This film is confused: On the one hand, it wants to be a movie about media obsession with celebrity and violence, and also a spoof of vigilante and cop movies and a dis on reality shows. It also wants to rag on its two stars, Robert DeNiro and Eddie Murphy. And then, inexplicably, it wants to be a cop movie, crammed with chases, fistfights, machine-gun blasts, car crack-ups, spent shells, fires and explosions. You can't have it every which way, guys. The end result is a mish-mash film that is sometimes funny -- especially when Murphy and DeNiro are going at one another -- but is mostly boring and lame. It always comes down to the writing, doesn't it?

The best way to describe this movie is good-natured. Murpy, DeNiro, Rene Russo, William Shatner and Mos Def all know what they're doing, but the script doesn't really give them much worth doing. The rather tired premise is the pairing of a tough-guy detective (DeNiro, obviously) with the wise-ass, media savvy urban black cop (Murphy), both enthusiastically manipulated by the stop-at-nothing, no-holds barred and exploitive producer (Russo). The LAPD, seeking better publicity than it's been getting the last couple of years, orders the two to participate in a cop-reality-show called Showtime. Murphy's character, who is dying to be in the movies, is thrilled, hamming it up for the cameras. He essentially plays his character in Beverly Hills Cop, which is funny enough, but a bit tired. DeNiro, a hard-ass from the old school, is ethical, horrified and reluctant to participate. While Murphy's character sees him as a dinosaur, DeNiro's sees his young partner as an incompetent hotdog.

In fact, DeNiro seems to have made a career (Analyze This, and most recently Meet the Parents), out of laughing at his own tough-guy persona, which is really a shame. He hasn't had a serious role in a few years, and this spoofing of spoofs of spoofs is getting old. In the movie, the two don't like one another, at least at first, but -- shock of shocks -- learn to deal with it, as the bad guys (a drug dealer and his gang) get their hands on shockingly lethal hand-tooled shotguns with uranium-tipped shells that can level whole buildings in just a few seconds. The movie is meant to be a satire -- Johnnie Cochran's appearance is a hoot, and so are the Jackie-Chan style outtakes at the end -- but for a satire to work, the story has to be funny and/or biting. This movie, on the whole, is neither. The plot is too stupid to carry any freight, even these talented actors. And the film says nothing about our media or celebrity culture that hasn't been said a zillion times, usually better.

The movie does have its entertaining moments, most of them clustered at the beginning and end, around all of the car chases and explosions, but you may leave Showtime thinking it's time for Eddie Murphy to find a role where he can be funnier, and for DeNiro to stop laughing at himself and start being himself again. And enough media/celebrity narcissism. We get it.

Comments

Down to the writing

[Anonymous Coward]

Sometimes I think Katz enjoys the ragging... bringing up the topic of boring/lame writing is just asking for it...

Yeah...

[Cyph]

"It always comes down to the writing, doesn't it?"

I guess that's why you're not working for Wired anymore, Jon. *grin*

The writing matters...

[hyrdra]

It always comes down to the writing, doesn't it?
Somehow this phrase is even more evident when reading a Jon Katz editorial, not always in the context of what he's reviewing.

Wow..

[ApheX]

Jon,

This is a movie, not a prostate exam. You look WAY too deeply into a simple slapstick comedy. Take some valium and write an auto-biography .. on second thoughts, Don't.

Jon Katz: Still on Slashdot because we love to hate him.

Resident Evil?

[fmaxwell]

Most of Slashdot thinks "Resident Evil" refers to the installations of Windows and Office on their home computers.

Based on this review...

[GMontag]

Based on this review, I am definatly taking my so to see Showtime as soon as he gets to Northern VA for his spring break.

I was undecided before, but we like real guy movies and if Jon hates it we will LOVE it!

Thanks Jon!

Re:X-Files "truth"

[Infonaut]

heh heh..

sorry, it's too late. The very fact that you responded to my post puts you in the secret RealTruth(tm) database. A representative from Area51/Microsoft will be ringing your doorbell shortly. If you want to live, you'll do as he tells you...

Re:X-Files "truth"

[cybermage]

A representative from Area51/Microsoft will be ringing your doorbell shortly. If you want to live, you'll do as he tells you...

Rats. I should have realized when you mentioned DARPA that they'd have a way to track me down, it being, originally, their network. Hang on, got to answer the door. BRB ...

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