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Knuth: All Questions Answered

sunhou writes: "The AMS published a lecture by Donald Knuth called All Questions Answered (pdf), where Knuth simply responded to questions from the audience. Topics ranged from errors in software ('I think Microsoft should say, "You'll get a check from Bill Gates every time you find an error"') to how he gets distracted by fonts on restaurant menus, to software patents. There were some really good questions (and responses)."

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  1. He needs to answer one more question by Akardam · · Score: 3, Funny

    101. What do you think of the Slashdot effect?

  2. some humor..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    got this in an email a few days ago....

    Richard M. Stallman, Linus Torvalds, and Donald E. Knuth
    engage in a discussion on whose impact on the computerized world was the greatest.

    Stallman: "God told me I have programmed the best editor in
    the world!"

    Torvalds: "Well, God told *me* that I have programmed the
    best operating system in the world!"

    Knuth: "Wait, wait - I never said that."

  3. Re:The technology behind TeX by ricardo2c · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats not entirely fair... LaTeX makes 95% of what I want to do easier and faster than plain TeX... but for that last 5%, LaTeX makes me want to punch things. LaTeX=easy, TeX=flexible).

    This should be:
    LaTeX = Flexible... it stretches well, at least!

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    --Drake 2c
  4. I don't cash my Knuth checks by jquiroga · · Score: 4, Funny
    • To cash my two Knuth checks: $2.94 + $2.56
    • To show them off to my hacker friends and see their faces turn green with envy: Priceless
    1. Re:I don't cash my Knuth checks by PurpleBob · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is Knuth you're talking about. He probably totals his checks in complex numbers.

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      Win dain a lotica, en vai tu ri silota
  5. If I was there by kronstadt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given that outfit, I don't think I could have refrained from asking him about the Dark Side of the Force.

  6. Re:Biggest problem with TeX by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny
    How do you pronounce TeX?

    It's Teh-Ten, damn it! - Steve Jobs

  7. Re:Stupid question: Name pronunciation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    As previously noted, it's "TeX".