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New, Flexible CDs Arrive
Mortin writes "A company called Flexstorm has developed a new type of CD, dubbed flexCD, that is about 140 microns thick, 1/10th that of a normal CD, and most importantly flexible. The technical specs on this new technology are quite impressive, boasting a weight of only .6 grams on the flexCD 80. Producing a flexCD also only takes .3 seconds, less than that of a normal CD."
Hi. I'm The_Fire_Horse , and you might remember me from such postings as 'How to get the most from Windows 2.0' and 'Why does uncle ernie pat my bottom and smile a lot'
Ok - this is a serious situation, but you have to keep calm. Remember, you are not a weird pervert , and the trick is to concentrate on something really unsexy so that the erection goes down. This is NOT a situation that you can just 'wank your way out of', and trying to squeeze butter in there is not going to help either (you really should've thought of that first, young man!)
Think of your old maths teacher, your english homework, the smell of your shoes, the shit stains on your grandpas underpants - anything until it goes down.
Whew! You did it. Well, I think we've all learn't a valuable lesson from this, and remember - DONT PUT YOUR DICK WHERE IT DOESNT BELONG, but If you do - grease it up FIRST.
I was bending my new flex CD to see how far it would bend and then it broke. Can you send me a new one for free? And pay the shipping charges? I'm poor.
Avoid The Rush, Hate OU Early!!!
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What the fuck?
;)
Wipe my ass with *that*?
Ew. I'd feel less "clean" than if I'd used the same tissue someone else had already used.
"That's Tron. He fights for the Users."
I dunno, you seem to have a lot of faith in the people at /. As if all the peeps here aren't trolls.
Soooo.... tell me about Easy Bake
Have page widening posts been fixed yet?
you can live off of them for a couple weeks before you die of malnutrition. Happened to a (former) roommate of mine
Maybe I'm dense... but how would you use them to open jars? Like a towel?: no, they're too small, and would probably not have enough friction.
Like your mom gives out her crotch?