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Frank writes: "There's an interview over at developerWorks Linux Zone with Linus's latest lieutenant Marcelo Tosatti. He talks about what it takes to be the maintainer of the Linux kernel, what his plans are for 2.4 and his favorite hack." If you missed it, you may also want to visit the answers Marcelo gave to Slashdot readers.

88 comments

  1. Don't block slashdot's big ads! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic
  2. It's like interviewing the last employee of Be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone's moved on to bigger and better things (2.5), he's the guy left holding the bag.

  3. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh! But... if there's people in Europe with internet connections! Oh! And in Japan, too! And... what's that big area of land... Australia?
    Perhaps... it is not in the middle of the night for them? :P

  4. Alan Cox is free by CanadaDave · · Score: 2, Troll

    I'm just glad that Alan Cox doesn't have to look after it anymore. Now he can spend his time writing drivers and hacking away at the kernel source. As well as helping Redhat. He did good work maintaining 2.4.x but his talents could have been better spent elsewhere. Let's wish Marcello the best of luck.

    1. Re:Alan Cox is free by anpe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, he still mantains 2.2 series

    2. Re:Alan Cox is free by CanadaDave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, although maintaining 2.2 is relatively easy. Depending on how much stuff gets backported.

  5. Gotta represent (er, maintain) by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Does it strike anyone else as strange that the Linux kernel is still run by a small monarchy?

    Seriously: Linus is the king, and he's surrounded by a small contingency of advisors who filter what gets through to him. I'm not suggesting that these people aren't all very deserving, but it seems odd that nobody else is cranking out any sort of alternative. MS or Sun can't be considered serious competitors (not on the same page), and all the BSD's seem to have been pushed to the fringe. This leaves other Linux kernels, and there are none.

    I suspect this is because you just can't compete with Linus -- after all, he is the man. Still, it seems to me that this leads to a lack of internal competition in a very important area of overall systems development, which can't be a Good Thing (tm); consider how much KDE and GNOME have benefitted from having each other to race against. The kernel, on the other hand, exists mainly on the preferences of a small number of people.

    Of course, Linus historically has shown great insticts; he's only been really wrong once that I can remember. This might sound like a call for fragmentation, but I still can't help but think that being open is good, but being open and competing against someone else is even better.

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    1. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by glwtta · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Does it strike anyone else as strange that the Linux kernel is still run by a small monarchy?

      Hmm... has to be somewhat ironic that the backlash to the apex of capitalism (MS) has created a socialist system (the open source and free software movements) that is being guided by a monarchy, as you've put it.

      go figure.

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    2. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by CanadaDave · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "...after all, he is the man"

      which is maybe why no one tries to oppose him/compete with him? I dunno, I think maybe it's just because it's a waste of time making a new kernel, when you can just submit patches to Linus instead. You're forgetting that the Linux kernel is a community effort, and Linus is just the maintainer.

      "This leaves other Linux kernels, and there are none"

      Doesn't Alan Cox still have his Linux kernel? And isn't there another one by some other guy named Andrea?

    3. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by fReNeTiK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Linus is the king, and he's surrounded by a small contingency of advisors who filter what gets through to him.

      Yes, but you may want to ask yourself how these people got there... It's because of the quality of their code and commitment to maintaining their stuff. So it's rather a meritocracy than a monarchy and that is perfectly fine with me.

      Damn, just look at that guy Marcelo. He's only 18 and he's maintaining the stable Linux kernel tree... I'm in awe.

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    4. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by metacell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There may be a simple practical reason that such a small group of people maintains the kernel:

      It takes a lot of work.

      Anybody can program kernel code (or at least try :) in their spare time, there is no time limit, so you can just use the time you have over, and do as much or as little as you want.
      But maintaining the kernel is nearly a full-time job. It puts everything else aside.

      Or what do you think?

    5. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Hmm... has to be somewhat ironic that the backlash to the apex of capitalism (MS) has created a socialist system (the open source and free software movements) that is being guided by a monarchy, as you've put it.

      Hm, I'm not sure it's fair to present open source (or, more accurately, RMS's free software movement) as being a reaction to MS's complete success in the capitalist system. If you look back, I think you'll see that RMS concieved the copyleft because a number of projects he was working on suddenly went commercial, leaving his out of the loop and separated from the hard work he'd been putting in.

      And Linux isn't the only OSS system, just the most successful. But yeah, it is a benevolent dictatorship, and yeah, that is somewhat ironic, but maybe that's the way it ultimately needs to be...

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    6. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's try Debian GNU/Hurd

      I think it has made quite a few progresses lately.

    7. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by cyberformer · · Score: 1
      All this is true, but the movement is actually very Free and democratic: Linus is only in charge because people want him as leader. Thanks to the GPL, you or I could take Linux, fork it and create our own rival open-source kernel. The only thing we couldn't do is call it "Linux".


      Also, I'm not sure if the KDE and GNOME competition is always that good a thing. It may spur innovation, but it can also be confusing to outsiders.

    8. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by Eloquence · · Score: 2

      Wow, good troll (in a positive sense!). I don't think that different modes of traditional organization would be really helpful because, as you say, further fragmentation may be the end result. But what I'd like to see is more "enlightened democracy", with formalized voting processes among those who care enough to participate. This would allow competing ideas, but at the same time secure an emotional majority behind one product. I'm not sure the KDE/GNOME example is really so good, the argument goes both ways and I'm more inclined to prefer a standardized desktop.

    9. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by cp99 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you may want to ask yourself how these people got there... It's because of the quality of their code and commitment to maintaining their stuff. So it's rather a meritocracy than a monarchy and that is perfectly fine with me.

      I agree, a monarchy isn't the best description of Linux development, giving that anyone can grab the source and run with it.

      Also given the large number of small forks in Linux (for example, many distributions use a patched kernal), Linus and co keep their status because of their skills, not history.

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    10. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by DA-MAN · · Score: 2, Funny

      I got an idea, how about we start a couple of branches and call em....I dunno say NetLinux, OpenLinux and FreeLinux to compete with Linux?

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    11. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by ukryule · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does it strike anyone else as strange that the Linux kernel is still run by a small monarchy?

      More a meritocracy than monarchy (i.e. if you prove you're good enough you get the power) - in this case Marcello proved that he was technically competent and so was given the responsibility of maintaining the kernel.

      Of course the difficulty with any meritocracy is who decides your "merit". Unsurprisingly in this case (as in most cases) it's the ones in power (i.e. Linus & Alan). Thus whether it is a true meritocracy or not depends on the abilities of those leaders to pick out the best contributors ...

      Still, it seems to me that this leads to a lack of internal competition in a very important area of overall systems development, which can't be a Good Thing (tm); consider how much KDE and GNOME

      Surely you're arguing for external competition? In which case, that nice Mr. Gates seems to putting up a decent fight. And internally there are several branches of the kernel floating around, and the major Linux companies often seem to bundle their own version of the kernel.

      However, I agree with your central point that Linux does still rely heavily on one man. What happens when he stops running the show is an interesting question ...

    12. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by Carnage4Life · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Does it strike anyone else as strange that the Linux kernel is still run by a small monarchy?

      Actually the truth of the matter is that most successful projects are run by a small group of people (e.g. one to four) with absolute say and complete CVS access with a smattering of others who submit patches on and on and a number of others who submit bug reports. I've actively monitored Open Source projects of various sizes including Scoop, JDEE, Mono and Xindice where the general case seems to be that core development was done by one to four members of the team who controlled most or all of the project with token contributions coming in from a few more.

      In fact the recent Slashdot article on KOffice did nothing but reinforce the notion that I've long since suspected that most Free Software/Open Source projects are primarily the work of a small, autocratic team regardless of the size or scope of the project.

    13. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by wedg · · Score: 1

      I think many people take the view that they *could* work independently, and maybe they'd get something accomplished, or they could contribute, and achieve something for sure. We could fragment, but then there'd be half the number of developers working on each. Personally, I want to see Linux do well, so I'd rather not see that.

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    14. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      Some say that the best system is not democracy, but benevolent dictatorship.
      The risk is then that the dictator is no longer benevolent.
      In the case of politics, when this happen, dictatorship is all what is left.
      In the case of the linux kernel, your options are innumerables (Hurd, Bsd, Darwin, Win, OSX, ....)

    15. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by software_non_olet · · Score: 1
      Skyshadow: "Seriously: Linus is the king, and he's surrounded by a small contingency of advisors who filter what gets through to him."

      If it were done by slashdots we would still be arguing about what name would be best to use for it - slashdotix or slashdontix.

      Linus picked exactly the right man for this task - an excelent mixture of representer and maintainer.

      You are just jealous.

    16. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by nickco3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      However, I agree with your central point that Linux does still rely heavily on one man. What happens when he stops running the show is an interesting question ...

      That's easy. The new Kernel King will be Alan Cox, or possibly one of the other members of ZZ-Top.
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    17. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by bankman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, I agree with your central point that Linux does still rely heavily on one man. What happens when he stops running the show is an interesting question ...

      In a way you could view the fact that first Alan and now Marcelo is maintaining the stable branch as a test to what could happen if Linus were to reitre entirely from Linux. So far it has been working quite well and I think that in the long run capable people will show up who could follow in his footprints.

      I don't follow the kernel mailing list closely, but if Linus were to retire right now, I guess someone like Alan could step up to the plate and become the next meritocrat (as opposed to monarch). I believe that the meritocracy that has developed in the open source world is a damn Good Thing (TM). Democracy has failed societies over and over again (most prominently: Germany in the thirties, USA right now. Hell, almost all democratic systems are seriously flawed and have become increasingly unwilling to make decent decisions, because every major step in whatever direction might impact on the next ellection.). I still believe that a free democracy is the best political system that we can apparently think of, but in all succesful ventures (I can think of) there was one person who made the final decision and a system based on meritocracy can serve us best. As opposed to a system were the most unscrupulous or best funded person rises to the top.

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    18. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by Fez · · Score: 1

      Does it strike anyone else as strange that the Linux kernel is still run by a small monarchy?

      From the way the story was worded it sounds more like the mafia.

      Maybe Linus offered Marcelo an offer he couldn't refuse, and now he is a lieutenant in the Linux "family." :)

    19. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by martinde · · Score: 1

      > Does it strike anyone else as strange that the
      > Linux kernel is still run by a small monarchy?

      Actually, it's NOT. Well, perhaps the mainline kernel is, but only because people seem to like it that way. If you don't like this style of organization, you could fork the Linux kernel and start developing your own branch in any fashion you like, including a "real" democracy or an open CVS archive of your source. Anyone could do this. You would have to give these same rights to anyone who you shared source or binaries with of course. That's how the GPL works.

    20. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      Does it strike anyone else as strange that the Linux kernel is still run by a small monarchy?

      Yep.....* 2001-03-15 03:31:37 Control of the Linux kernel (askslashdot,linux) (rejected)

      Basically I asked what happens if Linux dies....

    21. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by kirkb · · Score: 1

      Hmm... has to be somewhat ironic that the backlash to the apex of capitalism (MS) has created a socialist system (the open source and free software movements) that is being guided by a monarchy, as you've put it.

      Hmm... Sounds like somebody's been playing too much Civ3 :)

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    22. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by friedmud · · Score: 1

      Voting??

      Are you crazy? Look at what is happening to organizations like ICANN right now. All voting does is slow down the process - it might, in the end come up with a good decision but the time it takes to get there overwhelms that.

      Linux development cannot afford to be slow right now. Hard decisions are made everyday by people like Linus and Marcello - I am personally very grateful that we have people like this who are willing to make those decisions. If it were not for hard fast decisions in Linux development - Linux would fall behind and be lost in the fray.

      Derek

    23. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, let's just integrate the user interfaces the browser,media player, email client and open office into the kernel.... that oughta give us an edge over Microsoft :)

    24. Re:Gotta represent (er, maintain) by glwtta · · Score: 2
      I wasn't really talking about RMS's intentions, but rather the movements (yes I specifically mentioned both the open source and the free software movements, thought I guess the latter doesn't really apply - I don't know too much about the specifics of their "ideals"), I was rather talking about the state of things today, where most (I am fairly certain) people use free software and contribute to it because they either want something better than microsoft, or don't want to be MS's bitch.

      And you are right, while the Linux kenel is more of a monarchy, most of the fee software projects are purely socialist systems (not that there's anything wrong with that)

      As a side note, it's long been held that benevolent despotism is in fact the best form of government (provided you have a good despot), it's just unworkable over the long term because of our sadly short life-spans.

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  6. Re:Why? by Karma+Sink · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Don't be stupid. If the internet exists outside of the US, tell me why they call it America On-Line?

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  7. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because America is not just the US
    could be one reason.

  8. Competition is there I think.. by stray · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'd say the competition is right there, between the contributors. For one problem, various people might submit different patches and solutions, and eventually one of those is chosen to make it into the kernel. Arguably, that is a kind of competition.

    Right, it's not driven by market forces but decisions are made by the kernel maintainers, but still... I'd say a lot of people use patches (especially driver stuff) before they make it into the kernel tree, so there's a certain amount of democratic feedback going on abour what patch might be the best for a task or a problem.

  9. Competition in the Kernel. by metacell · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I think there isn't any competition between different Linux kernels, simply because it's not needed. The current team is doing such a good job, and it's easier and better to make an addition to the kernel than to split the source tree.

    Or are we talking about the user's need to choose between different kernels?
    Well, you can run roughly the same software on the FreeBSD kernel as you can on Linux. Gnome, Konqueror, Ghostscript... it's all there.
    There aren't many commercial vendors selling BSD versions, but that doesn't matter so much when you can just get BSD and install the software you need yourself.

    But if there was a significant need for alternative Linux kernels, I'm sure the competition would crop up faster than you can say "ego-boosting Linux fanatic". ;-)

  10. He can't help being terse by anandsr · · Score: 1

    This interview is as terse as the last one.
    Good that he is the maintainer, he would not add
    anything that is not required.

  11. Re:Marcelo by DA-MAN · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh come on, give him a break. So far the only mistake was the 2.4.17rc3/2.4.18 error. He's a human, we all make mistakes. He's doing a good job and things are stabilizing at a good rate. If you don't like it, submit a patch. Make a difference, don't talk shit. Or if you're not technically capable of that, how about writing up a Linux Kernel HOW-TO. Come up with a process, if it's good it may end up actually being used. He seems to be a guy pretty open to anything.

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  12. Wow. Talk about rewriting history. by Carnage4Life · · Score: 2

    If you look back, I think you'll see that RMS concieved the copyleft because a number of projects he was working on suddenly went commercial, leaving his out of the loop and separated from the hard work he'd been putting in.

    Interesting, I've never heard this version of events before.

    I thought RMS started Free Software after the issue with the printer driver.

    <irony> A MSFT employee correcting someone with a 3-digit slashdot UID on the origin of copyleft </irony>

    1. Re:Wow. Talk about rewriting history. by gmack · · Score: 2

      Your taking a page from a site titled "humorix" and calling it history? Re read that page and you will discover it's a JOKE.

    2. Re:Wow. Talk about rewriting history. by Skyshadow · · Score: 2

      Interesting; I'm taking my version ofthe story from p. 194-195 of Linus's book "Just for Fun". It could well be glossing things over, though.

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    3. Re:Wow. Talk about rewriting history. by Garen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought RMS started Free Software after the issue with the printer driver.


      Then you are mistaken as well. RMS uses that as a canonical example of the ills of copywrite and his take on its "antisocial" effect, but he didn't set off to do the whole GNU thing until after '82-83 where he spent time working on LISP systems that competed with Symbolics which he perceived to be the chief parasite at the time most responsible for the "rape" of the MIT AI lab.

      Symbolics didn't rip off RMS' work though, which is what the previous post suggests. Infact, the situation was more of the reverse. To quote Symbolics president at the time from Hackers:

      • "We develop a program or an advancement to our operating system and make it work, and that may take three months, and then under our agreement with MIT, we give that to them. And then [Stallman] compares it with the old ones and looks at that and sees how it works and reimplements it [for the LMI machines]. He calls it reverse engineering. We call it theft of trade secrets. "

  13. Good job? by NWT · · Score: 3, Funny

    dW: How will you tell whether or not you're doing a good job?
    Tosatti: When I stop receiving bug reports.


    Score +4, Funny

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  14. Funny? You call zero bugs funny? by software_non_olet · · Score: 0

    Marcelo's attitude is exactly the right one for this job. I wouldn't hire someone who think, that this is funny.

    1. Re:Funny? You call zero bugs funny? by NWT · · Score: 1

      I agree. But at the moment the 2.4 series is full of bugs, and it will take marcelo big effort to get these sorted out. I think it is funny compared to all the other answers he could have give to this question. That one is clear and straight - therefore funny :)

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  15. Hurd - would you really use it presently ? by kybernator · · Score: 2, Informative
    ...for anything else than testing and playing around?

    from http://kerneltrap.com/node.php?id=5

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    Q: How usable is the Hurd in its current version?

    Neal Walfield: There has not been an official release of the Hurd since 1997. Most of the developers are concentrating on finishing the current feature set and working out important bugs.

    With respect to usability, the Hurd works quite well as a desktop system, however, I would not yet recommend it to anyone as a server.

    Q: How big is the team of people currently working on the Hurd?

    Neal Walfield: There are currently about five people who work actively on the Hurd proper. As far as porting is concerned, there are about fifteen developers who participate regularly.

    --

    on the other hand, they integrated quite a lot of rather mature work from what has clearly been linux orientated development efforts, like filesystems, drivers and such - I wonder if RMS will call the final product GNU/Linux/HURD... :-)

  16. Very smart question... by asr_br · · Score: 2, Funny

    dW: ...I read that you had been working at Conectiva for four years, and that you're only 18 now. How old were you when you started there?

    Tosatti: I was 14.

    1. Re:Very smart question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So linux is run by kids now. I'm not sure i want my customers to rely on a kid full of pimples. (well i wasnt even sure i wanted them to rely on an hippy like Cox but he was fairly more experienced)

    2. Re:Very smart question... by simm_s · · Score: 2

      Yeah I can't believe the editor let that one pass ^_^.

  17. Good move. by sydneyfong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, that Slashdot interview! I didn't like it. I was doing a hundred interviews a day, so I was like, "Aagh, no more interviews!" and I answered their questions very fast, and people got angry because of that.

    I guess the developerworks guys were smart enough to have the interview done at this time. Just imagine those "I'll work hard to maintain the kernel" answers they'll get if they didn't wait for a few months before they did the interview.

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  18. Re:Very smart question... - nit picking by sydneyfong · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    in event of rounding errors, the answer might be 13 or 15 ;-)

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  19. Why doesn't Linux do what everyone else does? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you send in a Perl bug report and used the perlbug utility, nobody has to ask you configuration questions because they have the answer. If you didn't use it, then they just say to send 'perl -V'.

    With OpenBSD they use dmesg in the same way as 'perl -V'.

    Why with Linux would they have to go back and ask questions? Isn't configuration information (detected hardware etc) available somewhere? Why not just have a utility that sends it in attached to your bug report?

    1. Re:Why doesn't Linux do what everyone else does? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was one in the lkml faq for a while, but it's out of date. I'll see if I can get the updated one accepted into scripts/

  20. There's plenty of kernel competition... by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

    It seems to me there's plenty of kernel competition... If you read lkml you'll notice many kernel trees other than Linus's - Alan Cox's, Marcello's, Dave Jones's, AA's, etc... and the differences from the mainstream kernel can at times be as great as you could imagine while remaining compatible - different VM (AA/RVR), different scheduling (O(1), preempt), low latency, etc... or how about competition in journaling filesystems: reiserfs, ext3, xfs, jfs, etc.

    A bit more outside of the mainstream you have things like the RT-Linux kernel or the L4 etc microkernel based Linux implementations, or for that matter even HURD as a Linux kernel alternative.

    Finally, how many people even use Linus's kernel trees other than unstable version developers? The stable kernel trees leave Linus's hands before they ever become stable and actually usable, and the distributors like RedHat, Mandrake and SuSE never use his trees anyway.

  21. installation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, but I bet its still a pain in the ass to install

  22. Who is Marcelo Tosatti? by rtos · · Score: 5, Informative
    Who is Marcelo Tosatti? Well, I'm glad you asked.
    Hopefully you find some of that to be interesting.
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  23. The correct format for a kernel bug report is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. kernel varsion (DO NOT FORGET ANY PATCHES and binary only drivers)
    2. dmesg output
    3 $LINUXDIR/.config
    4 error message.

  24. More interviews like this!! by kronstadt · · Score: 2, Funny

    The insight here is just amazing. First question:

    IBM - "What is 18 - 4?"
    Tosatti - "14"

  25. Linus is in the Arena everyday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Still, it seems to me that this leads to a lack of internal competition in a very important area of overall systems development, which can't be a Good Thing (tm);"

    If you are trying to say that the current system
    makes it unlikely that Linus can or will be displaced, yeah you are right.

    However, I wouldn't go as far to say that Linus
    doesn't have to deal with competition.
    Maybe not to his position but certainly to his
    decisions.
    Read the kernel lists.
    People challenge Linus all the time, and every
    submitted patch or post is something that Linus
    has to explain.
    In short, he is constantly being challenged.
    And sometimes in a wider venue than the mailing
    list as the recent Bitkeeper brouha illustrates.

    So, yes Linus's position is pretty secure but
    he is in the thick of a Gladiator's arena of competition of ideas all the time.

  26. Marcelo, a nice guy but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Marcelo is too young and inexperienced to handle a man's job. And it takes a special kind of man to handle the rigors of QA and release engineering. It takes someone with a passion for detail. It takes someone who has a passion for getting it right.

    Experience alone is not enough. Brains are not enough. An agreeable personality is not enough. A truly good QA man must have a love of QA which borders on the religious. That is the whole nature of QA. No detail is too small. It is right or it isn't. Marcelo exposed his lack of the QA right stuff when he poo-pooed his gross error, saying in effect that it didn't hurt the x86 release too much, only those other oddball architectures. Well excuse me, buster! It's time to clean out your desk; I'll have security show you to the door.

    Sorry Marcelo, but you don't have the right stuff for QA release engineering. Not everone can play the NBA, and not everyone can be a QA engineer. You have to be born with the talent.

  27. Re:Marcelo by sbsaylors · · Score: 1

    true true... :)

  28. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hummmmm... just because the US is a country inside the American continent??? ;)

  29. Re:Why? by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1
    From what I heard from an Aussie digger in New Guinea, the Americans were useless at jungle fighting, (ref. Vietnam). They just wanted to have a mobile big gun and an open field of fire. Otherwise, they'd just shoot into jungle for hours, hoping to hit something.

    And from what I have heard, the hillbilly character in 'Three Kings' is not a one off, but regular army standard issue.

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  30. Thankyou for submitting evidence by Netw0rkAssh0liates · · Score: 1
    Dear subscriber to Network Associates Inc.'s Internet,

    For quite some time, we, the staff of Network Associates Inc., have been stalking "trolls" on behalf of sourceforge, Hewlette Packard, IBM, and many other strong corporations. It is my intention to cite you on your comment on one of our sponsors advertisements. We are watching you. Network Associates Inc. has been investigating the author of the below two defacements and we believe our search is over ending at your doorstep. Rather than waste our precious time interrogating you on your intention to deface the below two images, we have decided to give you one last chance to show respect and decist from your practices. Thankyou and we know you will agree with us.

    Sincerely,

    -Bob Fignel Defacement #1
    Defacement #2

    1. Re:Thankyou for submitting evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for contributing to the rich underground Slashdot culture! Astounding stuff.

      Message to hopeless web surfers: the images are geocities hosted. After you see the error, add a space after ".gif" and press enter.

    2. Re:Thankyou for submitting evidence by Netw0rkAssh0liates · · Score: 1
      Dear Anonymous Coward,

      We are watching you. Because we are watching you so closely, our website shall be updated on a weekly basis.

      Sincerely,
      Bob Grover (RBGCeqT, 1968)