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Soviet Moon Rocket

TestBoy writes "There is a decent article about the Soviet Union's moon rocket and why it was doomed to fail. From one of the pictures on the website, you realize how large just one of its multiple engines were."

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  1. It just goes to show... by Lonath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. I get told that all the time, so it must be true.

  2. The size of those engines! by Doctor+Fishboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, helluva barbeque opportunity missed there...

  3. Trouble by Drachemorder · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know why they had so much trouble getting the thing to work. This isn't rocket sci.... oh. Never mind.

  4. Froydian Engine Sizes by citizenc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow. That's a pretty big rocket engine. It makes you wonder if the engineers who designed it were compensating for something..

    An obvious joke, I know, but SOMEBODY had to make it!

    1. Re:Froydian Engine Sizes by cube+farmer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow. That's a pretty big rocket engine. It makes you wonder if the engineers who designed it were compensating for something..

      Uh... Gravity and inertia?

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  5. Re:Failed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "dark side of the moon"
    "physicsgenius"
    umm. ok. whatever.

  6. "Moon Rocket?" by cjpez · · Score: 4, Funny
    Come on, at least make it "destruktor-module 7" or something. Then again, I suppose ours wasn't really that great.

    (okay, so I just wanted to try out my new .sig . . .)

  7. The Mishin Mission by Caractacus+Potts · · Score: 4, Funny


    Here's a link to some cool drawings of the N1's. Of course, these drawings mean nothing. My theory is that the Soviet moon mission was as faked as the US one. Here's photographic proof that the N1's were only about 15 ft tall! Seeing is believing. You do believe me, don't you?

  8. It just goes to show... by FissileDog · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must be a "nice guy" as well.

  9. Re:What has been done with them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Moonraker.

  10. It was made by someone else by Kizzle · · Score: 2, Funny

    The moon rocket was actualy made by these people and stolen by the soviets.

  11. Re:What has been done with them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In 1997, 94 leftover N1 engines were sold to the American company Kistler for refurbishment and incorporation into a new rocket. So what did Kristler do with them? --Actually the company was Chrysler, not Kristler and they were used in the construction of the Prowler.

  12. magnetism and rockets by happyclam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly, the Soviet space program was hamstrung by the fact that during the cold war, magnetic north was in the territory of the west. Without free access to the actual magnetic North Pole (though Lech Walesa was a pretty magnetic Pole), they obviously had a hard time navigating, as their most sophisticated navigational equipment (besides the sextant) was a souvenir compass obtained from an East German high school science fair.

    Too bad they don't have the budget to pursue the moon again now that magnetic north will actually be in their own territory. They would have a distinct advantage over Nasa if they could make Nasa pay for access to magnetic north, maybe on a subscription basis or using micropayments.

    All this rocket stuff is so confusing!

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  13. Re:Principle of Engineering by jafac · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was called "Salvage 1" - - don't bother.

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  14. Re:Lots of engines by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 4, Funny
    a rocket sharing the same basic design as the one that launched Sputnik 1

    What do you mean by sharing the same basic design? Pointy end up - Fiery end down?

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